Decimus Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Not a single ‘like’ in your last 22 posts, gone from the leaderboard, totally gone in the head, and gone from here. Good riddance. lol Fuck off. lol LOL. 53 minutes ago, Frank said: He gives off this air of nonchalance as if he’s above it all.. the take it or leave it approach. In reality the man is a desperate underachiever and without doubt, seriously fucked in the nut. One can only wish that his family fully support him this Christmas. 19 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve had a PM warning from Baws this morning suggesting I give it all a rest. On a final note in this woeful episode, if you look a little deeper into decs recent history, I think you’ll find the man is really suffering. I'd say that the sort of man who has analysed my site activity and like status in detail, who relentlessly uses all of his "sad faces" on my posts with alarming regularity and who constantly name drops me and responds to everything I post, is the sort of man who has lost complete control of his mind. You're absolutely obsessed, and I find it genuinely quite creepy that a 50 year old man expends so much time and effort on me. As for being "nonchalant" that act is your card, not mine, and you're struggling to keep it up. I'd say that you're reacting like a moody child because I've reduced you to a figure of pity left reliant on the site's biggest freak for an ego boost. Everybody else thinks you're shit, and your appalling like to post ratio, your complete lack of presence on the leaderboard for years, and the fact your material is only ever 'liked' by The Freak, The Frog and The Faggot, should be enough to convince you that it's time you fucked off for good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'd say that the sort of man who has analysed my site activity and like status in detail, who relentlessly uses all of "sad faces" on my posts with alarming regularity and who constantly name drops me and responds to everything I post, is the sort of man who has lost complete control of his mind. You're absolutely obsessed, and I find it genuinely quite creepy that a 50 year old man expends so much time and effort on me. As for being "nonchalant" that act is your card, not mine, and you're struggling to keep it up. I'd say that you're reacting like a moody child because I've reduced you to a figure of pity left reliant on the site's biggest freak for an ego boost. Everybody else thinks you're shit, and your appalling like to post ratio, your complete lack of presence on the leaderboard for years, and the fact your material is only ever 'liked' by The Freak, The Frog and The Faggot, should be enough to convince you that it's time you fucked off for good. 49. That’s all very well, but do you think you’ll ever make us laugh again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 Just now, Frank said: 49. That’s all very well, but do you think you’ll ever make us laugh again? Who knows, Frank, I'd say I've got a better chance of pulling it off than you, though. All joking aside, you genuinely haven't even raised a smile for me in well over a year. That's why I'm being so hard on you, I want you to be good again, but you just don't seem to have it in you anymore. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 Just now, Frank said: 49. That’s all very well, but do you think you’ll ever make us laugh again? Frank, I have noted that @Decimus has just been perusing your profile. I would have thought that reading the East Anglian Daily Times obituary notices would have been more entertaining, and livelier. lol lol & fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Who knows, Frank, I'd say I've got a better chance of pulling it off than you, though. All joking aside, you genuinely haven't even raised a smile for me in well over a year. That's why I'm being so hard on you, I want you to be good again, but you just don't seem to have it in you anymore. Sorry. Well.. let’s hope so. When you’re on form, nothing else comes close. I guess it was inevitable that sooner or later a punter like Salty would come along and get under your skin. I can only hope that perhaps we both learn from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, I have noted that @Decimus has just been perusing your profile. I would have thought that reading the East Anglian Daily Times obituary notices would have been more entertaining, and livelier. lol lol & fuck off. I don't mind admitting there are some real gems on there between pages 120-182 of his post list. Everything from 119 downwards should probably be deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: I’ve had a PM warning from Baws this morning suggesting I give it all a rest. On a final note in this woeful episode, if you look a little deeper into decs recent history, I think you’ll find the man is really suffering. Is he crippled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't mind admitting there are some real gems on there between pages 120-182 of his post list. Everything from 119 downwards should probably be deleted. Is there a fault with your wheelchair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 Judging from the current dire state of comedy, and the direction it's going in, I have a feeling this site may be well ahead of its time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Is there a fault with your wheelchair? It's never rolled in front of a speeding bus with him in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 This nom had the desired effect really, didn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 On 16/12/2019 at 13:55, Stubby Pecker said: @Mrs Roops @The Beast @cuntspotter @Admin Answer the fucking questions. Everything the wolfman has said is true especially the talented posters who've pissed off due to unending stream of liquid shite we're all confronted with 24 hours a day and the complete inability of you cunts to see the wood for the trees ..what about ignoring it ...if you don’t like it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 51 minutes ago, southerncunt said: This nom had the desired effect really, didn’t it? Bit of a bushy going on down your parish? 6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: ..what about ignoring it ...if you don’t like it? Noted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: ..what about ignoring it ...if you don’t like it? Can we have the leaderboard back please? Anyone can ignore it ..if they don’t like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Can we have the leaderboard back please? Anyone can ignore it ..if they don’t like it. This will be discussed at the C.C . Mod Christmas party on Saturday night.....amongst other things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bit of a bushy going on down your parish? Noted No, up north of here. 44 in Melbourne today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: This will be discussed at the C.C . Mod Christmas party on Saturday night.....amongst other things. I haven't been fucking invited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 minute ago, southerncunt said: No, up north of here. 44 in Melbourne today. See those pussy kiwis cancelled their warm up game, no pun intended 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Can we have the leaderboard back please? Anyone can ignore it ..if they don’t like it. You cheeky cunt billbo. Don't fuck with spotto he's armed with a bumper bag of wurthers originals and knows how to use them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, Admin said: I haven't been fucking invited. Last year you didn’t buy a fucking round...you tight cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 13 hours ago, cuntspotter said: This will be discussed at the C.C . Mod Christmas party on Saturday night.....amongst other things. Mmmm...Tizer and Hula Hoops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 19 hours ago, cuntspotter said: ..what about ignoring it ...if you don’t like it? I deduce that you've never met Mrs P after a gin... or 4... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Mmmm...Tizer and Hula Hoops... Steady.... we’re on a bit of a budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Steady.... we’re on a bit of a budget. Blimey Spotto, you haven't been around for a while. Has Admin told you to do more patrols? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Blimey Spotto, you haven't been around for a while. Has Admin told you to do more patrols? I’m everywhere and nowhere baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’m everywhere and nowhere baby. That's where you're at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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