Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: She's definitely not a carpet muncher (although that doesn't stop me hoping she'll branch out into lipstick lesbo flicks one day) but she is apparently Jewish- paging @ratcum to the main board... She's a bit of a slag. I think she'd been married less than a year when she fucked off hubby for some prancing foreign fairy on Strictly Cunts Dancing. remember what Jimmy Carr said about her? "I'd crawl naked over broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: She's definitely not a carpet muncher (although that doesn't stop me hoping she'll branch out into lipstick lesbo flicks one day) but she is apparently Jewish- paging @ratcum to the main board... @ratcum ? 💥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: @ratcum ? 💥 Don't worry. She says she's an atheist. And look at her... she's as much Jewish as I am a fucking kangaroo. I think it's still ok to wank over her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: @ratcum ? 💥 Ratty you motherfucker what's your beef with being @ed? 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't worry. She says she's an atheist. And look at her... she's as much Jewish as I am a fucking kangaroo. I think it's still ok to wank over her. Not al jewes's have a whopping gert konk and bushy eyebrows, but no, she's not yer stereotypical kike- her great granny probably had a bit of kosher sausage on the side. As for squeezing out the gravy, when she did SCD she wasn't even in the top 5 of the clunge stakes, IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't worry. She says she's an atheist. And look at her... she's as much Jewish as I am a fucking kangaroo. I think it's still ok to wank over her. I spoke with my local rabbi about this and he said its ok to crack one out, as long as you quote passages from the Torah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I spoke with my local rabbi about this and he said its ok to crack one out, as long as you quote passages from the Torah Don't know any. I'll just sing Hava Nagila and hope I don't go to Jew hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ratty you motherfucker what's your beef with being @ed? Not al jewes's have a whopping gert konk and bushy eyebrows, but no, she's not yer stereotypical kike- her great granny probably had a bit of kosher sausage on the side. As for squeezing out the gravy, when she did SCD she wasn't even in the top 5 of the clunge stakes, IMO Austin Powers is on at 9pm. Liz Hurley time! ITV 4 I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Austin Powers is on at 9pm. Liz Hurley time! ITV 4 I think. Fuck yeah! I'd say she reach peak hotness in the shite film Bedazzled 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Austin Powers is on at 9pm. Liz Hurley time! ITV 4 I think. I think you mean Acropolis Now, and that's on Yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck yeah! I'd say she reach peak hotness in the shite film Bedazzled Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Agreed. One thing that always puzzled me was what the fuck did she see in chubby convict cricketer with a riddiculous stitched on wig, Shane Warne? Warnie is a bit of a cunt be he's defiantly the patron saint of blokes punching well above their weight. It's akin to Nobby Styles knobing Bridget Bardot FFS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: One thing that always puzzled me was what the fuck did she see in chubby convict cricketer with a riddiculous stitched on wig, Shane Warne? Warnie is a bit of a cunt be he's defiantly the patron saint of blokes punching well above their weight. It's akin to Nobby Styles knobing Bridget Bardot FFS Or Punkers fucking the Pope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: One thing that always puzzled me was what the fuck did she see in chubby convict cricketer with a riddiculous stitched on wig, Shane Warne? Warnie is a bit of a cunt be he's defiantly the patron saint of blokes punching well above their weight. It's akin to Nobby Styles knobing Bridget Bardot FFS I lied. It's on 5 Star. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Or Punkers fucking the Pope. This could be a new thread along the lines of the comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's a 'three wheeler' in this context? A three wheel trike. - a kike. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 Bridget Fonda in her time for me if we're talking 90's minge and not the fucking bush either. Who wants to bring their clippers with them on a promise. The millennial cunts got it good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 On 21/05/2020 at 21:58, Eric Cuntman said: Actually, that works. In a mental visualisation sort of way. The only thing that's missing is the 'Milky Bar Kid' glasses, and the SpongeBob t-shirt. Apart from that spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't worry. She says she's an atheist. And look at her... she's as much Jewish as I am a fucking kangaroo. I think it's still ok to wank over her. if I'd known you looked like a kangaroo Authoritah, I would have messaged you more nob photos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ratty you motherfucker what's your beef with being @ed? Not al jewes's have a whopping gert konk and bushy eyebrows, but no, she's not yer stereotypical kike- her great granny probably had a bit of kosher sausage on the side. As for squeezing out the gravy, when she did SCD she wasn't even in the top 5 of the clunge stakes, IMO The same reason I hate receiving a reply that's part of message replying to other cunts at the same time. It's beneath me. As for likes; they're a thousand daggers of indolent indifference, aimed straight at my ego. 🕳️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 No staying at home for this dippy looking cunt. Boris' political advisor? @Eddie , he looks more like Ape on his way to Fatty's Car Wash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No staying at home for this dippy looking cunt. Boris' political advisor? @Eddie , he looks more like Ape on his way to Fatty's Car Wash. They filming more Last of the Summer Wine again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No staying at home for this dippy looking cunt. Boris' political advisor? @Eddie , he looks more like Ape on his way to Fatty's Car Wash. Eddie! Eddie! Look I name dropped ape again! Please notice me! Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No staying at home for this dippy looking cunt. Boris' political advisor? @Eddie , he looks more like Ape on his way to Fatty's Car Wash. Too neat & tidy for Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 8 hours ago, ratcum said: if I'd known you looked like a kangaroo Authoritah, I would have messaged you more nob photos I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 On 20/05/2020 at 19:47, Stubby Pecker said: Still cunts Nothing ever changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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