Hammer of Cunts Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 23 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I'm hoping this is one of our attack subs taking a proactive approach to dealing with the migrant problem at source. Even if it wasn't, the blediing hearts will find a way of blaming us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You are getting on to the exception proves the rule case. Or the terrorist case(s) (multiple cases!) but the point I was clumsily trying to make is that broadly speaking the UK is like a giant sponge or tampon that seems to both attract and soak up under the radar immigration. The fact that most of these are fit young men (or fit young men with a wife) suggests they have but one purpose - to work under the radar in this country. If one nade any form of employment or accommodation impossible for these chancers they wouldn't find the UK so attractive. They put the odd child into the boat to increase the chances of immediate rescue by the British coastguard. Why would anybody coming from Africa pass through the Med via Spain if it was not for an economic reason. I don't believe that living on benefits or holed up in a camp awaiting processing is their chief objective. It costs a smalk fortune trying to send these people back once they get here so the prospects of a civilised reception must be completely reversed. I don't blame the French one iota for this problem it's more to do with attracting them here in the first place. If I was French living near the Channel I'd be pissed off because its an unquenchable flow. 40 fit illegal immigrants under guard in a Spanish hostel escaoed through an air conditioning duct and are believed to be heading towards France to get to Calais. Are we going to fucking blame the Spanish next? It's like a woman going about in public in a catsuit then complaining about male attention - something I'm sure Trucking Funt has trouble with all the time when he goes out with his missus. @ChildeHarold, not only have you ignored my directive to calm down you have also chosen to migrate a dimension of your spat to another thread. Take seven days away from The Corner and reflect accordingly. Should there be further problems with you I will personally drag you downstairs and throw you in our brand new EC emissions compliant incinerator. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @ChildeHarold, not only have you ignored my directive to calm down you have also chosen to migrate a dimension of your spat to another thread. Take seven days away from The Corner and reflect accordingly. Should there be further problems with you I will personally drag you downstairs and throw you in our brand new EC emissions compliant incinerator. Always nice to be mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You are getting on to the exception proves the rule case. Or the terrorist case(s) (multiple cases!) but the point I was clumsily trying to make is that broadly speaking the UK is like a giant sponge or tampon that seems to both attract and soak up under the radar immigration. The fact that most of these are fit young men (or fit young men with a wife) suggests they have but one purpose - to work under the radar in this country. If one nade any form of employment or accommodation impossible for these chancers they wouldn't find the UK so attractive. They put the odd child into the boat to increase the chances of immediate rescue by the British coastguard. Why would anybody coming from Africa pass through the Med via Spain if it was not for an economic reason. I don't believe that living on benefits or holed up in a camp awaiting processing is their chief objective. It costs a smalk fortune trying to send these people back once they get here so the prospects of a civilised reception must be completely reversed. I don't blame the French one iota for this problem it's more to do with attracting them here in the first place. If I was French living near the Channel I'd be pissed off because its an unquenchable flow. 40 fit illegal immigrants under guard in a Spanish hostel escaoed through an air conditioning duct and are believed to be heading towards France to get to Calais. Are we going to fucking blame the Spanish next? It's like a woman going about in public in a catsuit then complaining about male attention - something I'm sure Trucking Funt has trouble with all the time when he goes out with his missus. 😂😂😂🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: throw you in our brand new EC emissions compliant incinerator. I think you'll find its EU emissions since it's all Euro4, Euro5, Euro6 etc..standards. I'm no expert though, very much like yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think you'll find its EU emissions since it's all Euro4, Euro5, Euro6 etc..standards. I'm no expert though, very much like yourself. And another thing, you couldn't afford the filtering system and you'd probably find it cheaper to rip all of ChildeHarolds teeth out rather than risk incineration of mercury amalgam fillings. In itself, not a bad idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I would never get tired of shitting in this smug cunt's mouth. You kinky bastard. One out of the cockfingers book of sexual gratification it ever there was. We're supposed to be cunting her not getting the 'orn you silly fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You kinky bastard. One out of the cockfingers book of sexual gratification it ever there was. We're supposed to be cunting her not getting the 'orn you silly fucker OK then, she needs to have her piss flaps nailed to her kneecaps with a gas-actuated Hilti gun, and then have several million ravenous soldier ants funnelled into her chuff. After that, it would be a mercy to set her remains on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: OK then, she needs to have her piss flaps nailed to her kneecaps with a gas-actuated Hilti gun, and then have several million ravenous soldier ants funnelled into her chuff. After that, it would be a mercy to set her remains on fire. You and Rev should be interrogators for military intelligence. Makes Guantanamo look like 'Build-A-Bear'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 The "16 year old" who drowned has turned out to be 28. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: The "16 year old" who drowned has turned out to be 28. I imagine his widow will be granted compassionate leave from primary school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: OK then, she needs to have her piss flaps nailed to her kneecaps with a gas-actuated Hilti gun, and then have several million ravenous soldier ants funnelled into her chuff. After that, it would be a mercy to set her remains on fire. And then shit in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: OK then, she needs to have her piss flaps nailed to her kneecaps with a gas-actuated Hilti gun, and then have several million ravenous soldier ants funnelled into her chuff. After that, it would be a mercy to set her remains on fire. Is there something you're not telling us about your past, Bawsy? I mean, Torqemada has fucking nothing on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is there something you're not telling us about your past, Bawsy? I mean, Torqemada has fucking nothing on you! Up until recently, most people thought 'water boarding' was digging holes in the road and fucking up the traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 I was going to put a separate nomination up for the two useless cunts Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield. Yes, the Ben and Jerry's ice cream brand have been virtue signalling on social media by calling out the UKGov on migrant crossings. Stick to making shit, overpriced ice cream you cunts. We know you're not paying for advertising on Twatter or Faecesbook so don't try and get it free by posting bollocks you know fuck all about. How long will it be before migrants turn up with Ben & Jerry's endorsed life jackets?? Fucking bunch of absolute cunts. Don't buy the shit, Sainsburys Basic ice cream is the way to go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I was going to put a separate nomination up for the two useless cunts Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield. Yes, the Ben and Jerry's ice cream brand have been virtue signalling on social media by calling out the UKGov on migrant crossings. Stick to making shit, overpriced ice cream you cunts. We know you're not paying for advertising on Twatter or Faecesbook so don't try and get it free by posting bollocks you know fuck all about. How long will it be before migrants turn up with Ben & Jerry's endorsed life jackets?? Fucking bunch of absolute cunts. Don't buy the shit, Sainsburys Basic ice cream is the way to go. Absolutely right. That pair of geriatric fake hippies need flaying with a rusty Footprint chisel and setting on fire. There's fuck-all wrong with basic 'Walls' vanilla ice cream, garnished with a crushed up McVities Hob-Nob. And everyone knows that 'Haagen Daas' is rhyming slang for 'up the arse'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 47 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I was going to put a separate nomination up for the two useless cunts Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield. Yes, the Ben and Jerry's ice cream brand have been virtue signalling on social media by calling out the UKGov on migrant crossings. Stick to making shit, overpriced ice cream you cunts. We know you're not paying for advertising on Twatter or Faecesbook so don't try and get it free by posting bollocks you know fuck all about. How long will it be before migrants turn up with Ben & Jerry's endorsed life jackets?? Fucking bunch of absolute cunts. Don't buy the shit, Sainsburys Basic ice cream is the way to go. Cohen and Greenfield are fuck all to do with it now. They sold it to Unilever about 20 years ago. The same Unilever that owes HMRC 500 miliion quid and uses farms where the working conditions for mainly immigrant labourers were described by one judge as "modern day slavery". Not only are they virtue signalling cunts but they're hypocritical tax dodging cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The "16 year old" who drowned has turned out to be 28. Thats what I told the judge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 55 minutes ago, Neil said: Thats what I told the judge. Did Frank turn up to visit you? I can picture him now, driving a 1968 Fiat Spyder, Charles Aznavour playing on the 8-track, a smouldering Gauloises stuck to his bottom lip, and a smoked salmon and Brie baguette hanging out of his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 On 19/08/2020 at 18:27, Cuntybaws said: I would never get tired of shitting in this smug cunt's mouth. To quote the good Rev "I'd happily batter her dung hatch", but she looks like she'd thoroughly enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: OK then, she needs to have her piss flaps nailed to her kneecaps with a gas-actuated Hilti gun, and then have several million ravenous soldier ants funnelled into her chuff. After that, it would be a mercy to set her remains on fire. 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You and Rev should be interrogators for military intelligence. Makes Guantanamo look like 'Build-A-Bear'. The good Rev would be proud of this bawsy. With all the fuckwittery going on right now the corner needs the malicious cunt of restore a sense of purpose to this place. Isn't there some kind of secret jock communication or hielan' yodel you can use to summon the old bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did Frank turn up to visit you? I can picture him now, driving a 1968 Fiat Spyder, Charles Aznavour playing on the 8-track, a smouldering Gauloises stuck to his bottom lip, and a smoked salmon and Brie baguette hanging out of his arse. If he did he went to the wrong country,the only Italian thing there is the car,everything else is the dirty fucking french Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 20 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The "16 year old" who drowned has turned out to be 28. It was probably her beard that gave it away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Neil said: If he did he went to the wrong country,the only Italian thing there is the car,everything else is the dirty fucking french He would have driven there from France. Hence the Gallic accoutrements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Isn't there some kind of secret jock communication or hielan' yodel you can use to summon the old bastard? After making 25000 posts in the last decade his decision to focus on quality over quantity seems a reasonable one. I doubt I could persuade him to change his mind, as things have never been the same between us since I highlighted his unmanly fixation with scatter cushions a few years back. That said, if someone were to start a thread about the SNP and drop a few @Rev's into it they could probably summon his vengeful presence - he really hates those cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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