Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Frank said: Cords + chukkas. Socks by Falke... https://ibb.co/jb7CgdP 👌 People who dress like this aren't allowed near schools. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: You have never made me laugh but you have made poor old wolfie cry so there has to be some good in you. I didn't mean to hurt the cunt but what else could a steel capped winklepicker do? Throatwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: People who dress like this aren't allowed near schools. They are nowhere near the one and only genuine lace up Hush Puppie. Aaaargh the days of Ravel and Dolcis. Now JD Sports and surly ignorant covid alive staff who purport to be sales "assistants". I'd like to "assist" their smacked arse faces into the back of an iron railing after work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: They are nowhere near the one and only genuine lace up Hush Puppie. Aaaargh the days of Ravel and Dolcis. Now JD Sports and surly ignorant covid alive staff who purport to be sales "assistants". I'd like to "assist" their smacked arse faces into the back of an iron railing after work. Doc Martens industrial steel toe caps. Screwfix catalogue. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doc Martens industrial steel toe caps. Screwfix catalogue. Sorted. The winklepicker version is more deadly as worn by Patrick Macnee in the Avengers. The brolley was just a diversion from the Hi Karate flying kick. By the way does anybody else think the Kingsman movies are shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: The winklepicker version is more deadly as worn by Patrick Macnee in the Avengers. The brolley was just a diversion from the Hi Karate flying kick. By the way does anybody else think the Kingsman movies are shit? I liked the church massacre in the first one, set to the good bit from 'Freebird' by Lynrd Skynrd. The second one was fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked the church massacre in the first one, set to the good bit from 'Freebird' by Lynrd Skynrd. The second one was fucking shit. In effect. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: In effect. Why? Colin firth lost his Mojo. And one of the main characters was a wanky American stereotype cardboard cut-out cunt. At least the first one had Michael Caine. And Samuel L Jackson doing a spazzy voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 11 hours ago, Frank said: Cords + chukkas. Socks by Falke... https://ibb.co/jb7CgdP 👌 Few things in life say 'I'm gay and desperately trying to compensate for feelings of inferiority through showcasing my wealth' quite like buying clothes most wouldn't consider spending thousands of pounds on, and then uploading images of to a bunch of internet strangers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: In my defence, Frank, I had only been up ten minutes, and waiting on my morning coffee. I've also noticed a few punters starting a sentence with 'but', which should only follow a comma. I'll be grammatically diligent forthwith. But you won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doc Martens industrial steel toe caps. Screwfix catalogue. Sorted. The last pair of Doc Martens I bought, I got a puncture and had to walk home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 23 hours ago, Wolfie said: Few things in life say 'I'm gay and desperately trying to compensate for feelings of inferiority through showcasing my wealth' quite like buying clothes most wouldn't consider spending thousands of pounds on, and then uploading images of to a bunch of internet strangers. You’ve got me down to a tee. How about this?.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ve got me down to a tee. How about this?.. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 21 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank? Remember when I told you that your prose would guarantee a staff job at Charlie Hebdo? I should have placed a bet on that happening again. Honestly, Withers, what on earth was the editor thinking, that'd it would all be fin* second time round? *lacking the correct French characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Remember when I told you that your prose would guarantee a staff job at Charlie Hebdo? I should have placed a bet on that happening again. Honestly, Withers, what on earth was the editor thinking, that'd it would all be fin* second time round? *lacking the correct French characters. The Paki involved thought Hebdo was still at the same address. Bet he didn't make the same mistakewhen signing on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 25/09/2020 at 22:02, Frank said: I found my old 33 long play France Gall and Jane Birkin records this morning whilst clearing out our old place in Clermont Ferrand. The skinny full-length mirror in my childhood box room is still there. I loved dancing in front of that mirror, Eric. Would you like to suck my tits? Utter shit. I think you'll agree this is much better. Please tell me Brigitte Bardot at the very least grabs the attention of your cheesy little maggot's antennae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 28/09/2020 at 21:09, ChildeHarold said: The Paki involved thought Hebdo was still at the same address. Bet he didn't make the same mistakewhen signing on. The stupid cunt probably read his Paris A to Z upside down, while clinging to the axle of an arctic for four days travelling jihadi class from Bangladesh to Paris. Greasy fucking medieval throwback cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 53 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Utter shit. I think you'll agree this is much better. Please tell me Brigitte Bardot at the very least grabs the attention of your cheesy little maggot's antennae. Bridgitte Bardot, Raquel Welch, Bo Derek, Sophia Loren, Jayne Mansfield, Britt Ekland and Claudia Cardinale in their prime couldn’t get franks juices flowing He does have a Rock Hudson poster in the galley however 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bridgitte Bardot, Raquel Welch, Bo Derek, Sophia Loren, Jayne Mansfield, Britt Ekland and Claudia Cardinale in their prime couldn’t get franks juices flowing He does have a Rock Hudson poster in the galley however I was just about to chime in with Britt Ekland. She was responsible for my first hardon playing Goodnight in Bond, and before anyone takes the piss remember I'm not as old as most of you cunts. Frank, what on all that's holy are you playing at? "would you like to suck my tits"? I preferred it when you were posting links to clothes that an extra in 'Quincy' wouldn't be seen it. Never have the temerity to call me a "stupid cunt" again. You 70's extra looking old cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 14 hours ago, King Billy said: The stupid cunt probably read his Paris A to Z upside down, while clinging to the axle of an arctic for four days travelling jihadi class from Bangladesh to Paris. Greasy fucking medieval throwback cunt. The ones with any sense head straight for Calais. I must say Indian restaurants are virtually non-existent in France. So no kitchen black market work there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I was just about to chime in with Britt Ekland. She was responsible for my first hardon playing Goodnight in Bond, and before anyone takes the piss remember I'm not as old as most of you cunts. Frank, what on all that's holy are you playing at? "would you like to suck my tits"? I preferred it when you were posting links to clothes that an extra in 'Quincy' wouldn't be seen it. Never have the temerity to call me a "stupid cunt" again. You 70's extra looking old cunt! Firstly, no fucker gives two shits how old you are. Regardless of whether you're 18 or 80, you'll always come across like a 12 year old who failed his 11 Plus. Secondly, the only fit women anyone needs to concern themselves with are.. Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Jenny Agutta, Rosamund Pike, Sensual Jane and Timothée Chalamet. I'd lick out Timmy's Cadbury's any day of the week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 46 minutes ago, Frank said: Firstly, no fucker gives two shits how old you are. Regardless of whether you're 18 or 80, you'll always come across like a 12 year old who failed his 11 Plus. Secondly, the only fit women anyone needs to concern themselves with are.. Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Jenny Agutta, Rosamund Pike, Sensual Jane and Timothée Chalamet. I'd lick out Timmy's Cadbury's any day of the week. Bloody hell Frank, all credit to you for finally admitting you 'bat for both teams'. Have a like, despite the complete lack of surprise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 56 minutes ago, Frank said: Firstly, no fucker gives two shits how old you are. Regardless of whether you're 18 or 80, you'll always come across like a 12 year old who failed his 11 Plus. Secondly, the only fit women anyone needs to concern themselves with are.. Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Jenny Agutta, Rosamund Pike, Sensual Jane and Timothée Chalamet. I'd lick out Timmy's Cadbury's any day of the week. Frank, I'd rather come across as a 12 year old who failed his 11 Plus as opposed to the Rocky video posting, Gok Wan watching, Liberace inspired cunt that you portray. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Firstly, no fucker gives two shits how old you are. Regardless of whether you're 18 or 80, you'll always come across like a 12 year old who failed his 11 Plus. Secondly, the only fit women anyone needs to concern themselves with are.. Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Jenny Agutta, Rosamund Pike, Sensual Jane and Timothée Chalamet. I'd lick out Timmy's Cadbury's any day of the week. Shut up wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: Firstly, no fucker gives two shits how old you are. Regardless of whether you're 18 or 80, you'll always come across like a 12 year old who failed his 11 Plus. Secondly, the only fit women anyone needs to concern themselves with are.. Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Jenny Agutta, Rosamund Pike, Sensual Jane and Timothée Chalamet. I'd lick out Timmy's Cadbury's any day of the week. You’ve left out Billie-Jean King.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.