Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Hang on a minute. Surely if a nondescript boring cunt like Ape can get banned, all of us are in danger. Ape in the cooler. His pride will be severely dented.. I feel rather splendid today. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Ape in the cooler. His pride will be severely dented.. I feel rather splendid today. I wager that in 48hrs he will have built a helicopter out of his bedstead, and escape. Fuck him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Hang on a minute. Surely if a nondescript boring cunt like Ape can get banned, all of us are in danger. The thing is, Withers.. you dope, the Ape is such a bland and wet little fuck, he’ll be absolutely beside himself over this. Imagine Mrs A when she gets wind of it.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank said: The thing is, Withers.. you dope, the Ape is such a bland and wet little fuck, he’ll be absolutely beside himself over this. Imagine Mrs A when she gets wind of it.. Amazing how you call me a dope from 600+km distant. Meet me in person, and I will snap off your none legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I wager that in 48hrs he will have built a helicopter out of his bedstead, and escape. Fuck him. Ape will be demanding beans as part of an all inclusive menu.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ape will be demanding beans as part of an all inclusive menu.. lol. I just hope they don't let him keep the tins. God knows what he would craft with them. A Kalashnikov 47 perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I just hope they don't let him keep the tins. God knows what he would craft with them. A Kalashnikov 47 perhaps? Don’t spoil it withers. Move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: At last. Someone's got the balls to tell it as it is. Indeed; he sums things up rather succinctly from 2:30. Here's an MP echoing what the majority of constituents are saying, rather than putting his career first – unlike Boris Johnson's cabinet. That said, he is a politician and I wouldn't be surprised if he's found dead next week, swathed in stockings and suspenders, with a bin liner over his head and an orange in his mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 15 hours ago, Rev said: This gammy-jawed republican cunt should be sacked. But Bunter Blackford has instead withdrawn the whip from the heroin-soaked sow. She can barely write her fucking name at the best of times, but this exemplifies Scottish politics and she won't surrender her £78k (plus £120k+ expenses) pa. Cunt. I want her dead. We need a fuck off wall to keep these Neanderthals out. Does anyone have the Email address for a builder called Hadrian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 35 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Does anyone have the Email address for a builder called Hadrian? Try Rocky Balboa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Hang on a minute. Surely if a nondescript boring cunt like Ape can get banned, all of us are in danger. I like ApeTM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Hang on a minute. Surely if a nondescript boring cunt like Ape can get banned, all of us are in danger. I don't think so. Fortunately Ape is quite a unique character and at least the quality of posts will improve until he's out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Indeed; he sums things up rather succinctly from 2:30. Here's an MP echoing what the majority of constituents are saying, rather than putting his career first – unlike Boris Johnson's cabinet. That said, he is a politician and I wouldn't be surprised if he's found dead next week, swathed in stockings and suspenders, with a bin liner over his head and an orange in his mouth. Did he say Dr Strangeglove? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: We need a fuck off wall to keep these Neanderthals out. Does anyone have the Email address for a builder called Hadrian? Got the number of a builder called Berlin. He did some work in Germany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Chinese are slitty eyed little sneaky bastards and ought to burn in hell. We no longer have a need for them now that we have all the recipes. This is the reason I want Trump to win in November. Not that I like him but he'll set about taking the chinks to the cleaners. Cant see Biden having the arsehole to do it. He'll be fucking fawning all over them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Try pushing it once instead of multiple times you stupid cretin. Why aren't you in the slammer with Ape? Or are you Roopsy's pet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sony Movies screened 'Bloo Funder' tonight. I can't believe that Punkers and yourself failed to capitalise on this opportunity for helicopter based japes and giggles. @Ape™️, best helicopter film? Bloo Funder, Airwolf or Wings Of The Apache? My friend started a business selling helicopters. It really took off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend started a business selling helicopters. It really took off. I expect it had its ups and downs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I expect it had its ups and downs. Well, he was invited to join the local Rotary Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, he was invited to join the local Rotary Club. What do Sarah Greene's legs, and Sarah Greene's cunt have in common? ... They've both been fucked by Mike Smith's Chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do Sarah Greene's legs, and Sarah Greene's cunt have in common? ... They've both been fucked by Mike Smith's Chopper. Eric do you remember Sarah Greene in the swimming pool for blue peter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do Sarah Greene's legs, and Sarah Greene's cunt have in common? ... They've both been fucked by Mike Smith's Chopper. Is it true his helicopter crashed because she turned the fan off because she was cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: Eric do you remember Sarah Greene in the swimming pool for blue peter? To be honest, I didn't. But I just looked it up on YouTube, along with some recent pictures. I still would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 She's Scottish, an MP, double cunt, burn the fuckin' witch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do Sarah Greene's legs, and Sarah Greene's cunt have in common? ... They've both been fucked by Mike Smith's Chopper. Fuck off with your drum roll space-barring. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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