Hammer of Cunts Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: @Hammer of Cuntswill be upset today. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: The BBC are airing an hour long tribute tonight. It’s called ‘Whores under the hammer’ 4 hours ago, King Billy said: The BBC are airing an hour long tribute tonight. It’s called ‘Whores under the hammer’ KB, Sutcliffe was a fucking disgrace. His favourite tools were a B&Q 20oz hammer, and a 1/2" Stanley chisel. Any self respecting tradesman knows never to use a hammer on a wood chisel, but a beech wood joiners mallet. For this reason, I'm glad he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I thought that Snitch Snatch had died from HIV/AIDS after being fucked over by pretty well everyone on the corner I’m having 2nd thoughts about the tag match, snatch being retarded will be as strong as an ox, and the painter Isn’t far behind... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 7 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: I wouldn't say so. The British knife making industry has lost a great ambassador today. Only 6 weeks away from Brexit and all. Not to mention the transportation industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: KB, Sutcliffe was a fucking disgrace. His favourite tools were a B&Q 20oz hammer, and a 1/2" Stanley chisel. Any self respecting tradesman knows never to use a hammer on a wood chisel, but a beech wood joiners mallet. For this reason, I'm glad he's dead. Thank fuck he didn't drive for Eddie Stobart. The cunt wouldn't have enough room on his truck for all the names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Why? Oh, I see, I didn't know he used a hammer. 20oz no use to me; all mine are at least 2lb. A warrington or exeter hammer would probably be best for murdering, or one of those fine pein repousse hammers, but they are a bit light. I've got a really nice Stubai ice axe that would do the job, although the handle is long and hard to conceal it has a very sharp ferrule for the coups-de-grace. For the record, I hope his death was protracted and painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Goodbye. Others have and will take your place at Her Majesty's Pleasure. 74 years funded by tax payers is a respectable life span - many good people don't get to that age. I'm saying why wasn’t the cunt executed or topped right at the start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Goodbye. Others have and will take your place at Her Majesty's Pleasure. 74 years funded by tax payers is a respectable life span - many good people don't get to that age. I'm saying why wasn’t the cunt executed or topped right at the start? Probably because we don’t have Capital Punishment you thick imbecile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Probably because we don’t have Capital Punishment you thick imbecile... Why don't we have capital letters in Thick Imbecile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: KB, Sutcliffe was a fucking disgrace. His favourite tools were a B&Q 20oz hammer, and a 1/2" Stanley chisel. Any self respecting tradesman knows never to use a hammer on a wood chisel, but a beech wood joiners mallet. For this reason, I'm glad he's dead. If he was still on the loose nowadays, he’d probably be using a cordless jigsaw from Lidl or Aldi. For this reason I’m also glad he’s dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Goober said: Old Pete spent a bit of time in the former loony hospital at Thorpe St Andrew, not too far from you I believe? I hope they integrate his ashes into a porcelain bog and install it in a public lav in Leeds or Bradford so that all his filthy Northern kin can piss on him. He also regularly used the lorry park on Lower Clarence Road in Norwich and even sampled a couple of the prossies from this area. He didn't kill them though as he probably felt threatened by their large hands and Adam's Apple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 23 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He also regularly used the lorry park on Lower Clarence Road in Norwich and even sampled a couple of the prossies from this area. He didn't kill them though as he probably felt threatened by their large hands and Adam's Apple. That's not the reason. The title of Norfolk Ripper was already spoken for. You seem disturbingly well informed on activities in this part of Norwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 7 hours ago, King Billy said: The BBC are airing an hour long tribute tonight. It’s called ‘Whores under the hammer’ Sutcliffe wouldn’t have been great for your business... Fuck off ponce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Sutcliffe wouldn’t have been great for your business... Fuck off ponce. You would have wanked off Peter Sutcliffe while Jimmy Savile watched you being bummed by Frank Bruno. lol lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You would have wanked off Peter Sutcliffe while Jimmy Savile watched you being bummed by Frank Bruno. lol lol. He would still wank Sutcliffe off, mainly because he would be even stiffer now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: He would still wank Sutcliffe off, mainly because he would be even stiffer now. Punkers or Sutcliffe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Natalie Pearman must have been one of his but never proven.It wasn't me,I never use that route Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He would still wank Sutcliffe off, mainly because he would be even stiffer now. Your orgy would include Bella Emberg, Jeremy Corbyn and Russell Grant with bakers dozen of butternut squash... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your orgy would include Bella Emberg, Jeremy Corbyn and Russell Grant with bakers dozen of butternut squash... lol. Imagine being gang-raped by the Roly-Polies... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Natalie Pearman must have been one of his but never proven.It wasn't me,I never use that route Are you saying you shove the ball pein hammer up their arses instead of hitting them over the head? Novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine being gang-raped by the Roly-Polies... That really would terrify him, mainly because they’re women. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: That really would terrify him, mainly because they’re women. Those cylinders are really firing on time tonight. Wow! Somebody must have tuned you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Those cylinders are really firing on time tonight. Wow! Somebody must have tuned you up. Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Goober said: Punkers or Sutcliffe? Based on his writings on here, both probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Based on his writings on here, both probably. There's a mental image you don't want... Punkers standing over the rigored corpse of the Yorkshire Ripper with a boner hard enough to cut glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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