Neil Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Yes I fucking know football is for irons but i just saw the photo of last nights award in the England game for 'Player Of The Match'.....when was Man Of The Match binned?.Yet again the fucking dykes have put their oar in,It's Man of The Match.Player my arse.I suppose their shit football didn't like 'Woman Of The Match' because it was deemed sexist and didn't particularly roll off the tongue,may I suggest 'Best Bitch' or maybe 'Snatch of The Match'? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: Yes I fucking know football is for irons but i just saw the photo of last nights award in the England game for 'Player Of The Match'.....when was Man Of The Match binned?.Yet again the fucking dykes have put their oar in,It's Man of The Match.Player my arse.I suppose their shit football didn't like 'Woman Of The Match' because it was deemed sexist and didn't particularly roll off the tongue,may I suggest 'Best Bitch' or maybe 'Snatch of The Match'? This nonsense is aimed at not offending the mentally ill trans lobby even if there are no psychotic trans players. All trans people who don’t have two lots of tackle or vagaries of that should be in secure units. The return of crowds at matches should produce some interesting reactions to this corporate drivel from football’s governing bodies and increasingly woke players. Marcus Rashford is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Not surprising in these modern times, it's almost as bad as that cunt with a cunt commentator on match of the day. Or some female 'player' commentating on a Premier League match when she has neither the experience at that level or a fucking clue what she's talking about. On match of the day again. The BBC are cunts, they'll employ a transbender to replace Gary Lineker next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Not surprising in these modern times, it's almost as bad as that cunt with a cunt commentator on match of the day. Or some female 'player' commentating on a Premier League match when she has neither the experience at that level or a fucking clue what she's talking about. On match of the day again. The BBC are cunts, they'll employ a transbender to replace Gary Lineker next. You would cut your own bits off for £1.2 million a year.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: You would cut your own bits off for £1.2 million a year.... No I wouldn't, I am wealthy enough. A beautiful day in Notting Hill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: You would cut your own bits off for £1.2 million a year.... I’d cut someone else’s bits off for............ a quarter of sherbert lemons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Neil said: Yes I fucking know football is for irons but i just saw the photo of last nights award in the England game for 'Player Of The Match'.....when was Man Of The Match binned?.Yet again the fucking dykes have put their oar in,It's Man of The Match.Player my arse.I suppose their shit football didn't like 'Woman Of The Match' because it was deemed sexist and didn't particularly roll off the tongue,may I suggest 'Best Bitch' or maybe 'Snatch of The Match'? Makes you wanna jump in your van and cause carnage eh Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 I notice on Saturdays BBC web page, they sandwiched the womens results between the Premiership, Championship and the FA cup results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Neil said: Yes I fucking know football is for irons but i just saw the photo of last nights award in the England game for 'Player Of The Match'.....when was Man Of The Match binned?.Yet again the fucking dykes have put their oar in,It's Man of The Match.Player my arse.I suppose their shit football didn't like 'Woman Of The Match' because it was deemed sexist and didn't particularly roll off the tongue,may I suggest 'Best Bitch' or maybe 'Snatch of The Match'? Most people would be too brain impaired after watching England play to bother with such trivia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I notice on Saturdays BBC web page, they sandwiched the womens results between the Premiership, Championship and the FA cup results. Hoover Town 0 Washing Up United 0 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hoover Town 0 Washing Up United 0 Moan Utd 0 Frigid Town 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Moan Utd 0 Frigid Town 2 Manchester Clitty 4 Tampon Reds 0 *Reds lost 2 players in the 2nd period of extra time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Or for Punkers the very real prospect of Man United 1 - Man City also 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: Or for Punkers the very real prospect of Queers Park Rangers 1 Hartlepoof Utd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 37 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hoover Town 0 Washing Up United 0 You're on fire today, Punkers. Sadly not literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 39 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hoover Town 0 Washing Up United 0 Kirby Town would have been better. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I notice on Saturdays BBC web page, they sandwiched the womens results between the Premiership, Championship and the FA cup results. God loves a trier, but I wonder when the editor will finally realise that quite literally nobody on the entire fucking planet gives the slightest twopenny fuck about women's football, or cricket, or feelings. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Goober said: Kirby Town would have been better. Fuck off. Queens of the South. Punkers is their biggest fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Queens of the South. Punkers is their biggest fan. Your team.. Caledonian Inthebum with Thistle. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your team.. Caledonian Inthebum with Thistle. lol. Playground level cunting. Have a fucking word with yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: God loves a trier, but I wonder when the editor will finally realise that quite literally nobody on the entire fucking planet gives the slightest twopenny fuck about women's football, or cricket, or feelings. It's got a very small target audience, as there aren't that many women interested in sport and men aren't interested in women's sport unless it involves very small skirts. Many women hold quite ideosyncratic views on what constitutes "fair play", so there could be some interesting rule changes coming up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Or for Punkers the very real prospect of Man United 1 - Man City also 1 I think you meant... Personchester United 1 Personchester City 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's got a very small target audience, as there aren't that many women interested in sport and men aren't interested in women's sport unless it involves very small skirts. Many women hold quite ideosyncratic views on what constitutes "fair play", so there could be some interesting ruie changes coming up. ...and now over to topless darts from Roehampton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 And now over to the women's world beard growing competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: And now over to the women's world beard growing competition The Pakistani team are odds on favourites again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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