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4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

. I was watching an old DVD-R I made of a BBC Panorama special programme from 2005 at the time of the Bird Flu Scare i

My bird had the flu a couple of years ago. Fucking terrible it was. I had to cook my own meals for a week while the lazy cunt was lying in bed feeling sorry for herself. But she did apologise once she started to feel a bit better and was able to do a bit of light cooking and cleaning. 

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29 minutes ago, King Billy said:

My bird had the flu a couple of years ago. Fucking terrible it was. I had to cook my own meals for a week while the lazy cunt was lying in bed feeling sorry for herself. But she did apologise once she started to feel a bit better and was able to do a bit of light cooking and cleaning. 

Just go and croak you old cunt. 

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1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Just go and croak you old cunt. 

‘Old cunt’? Even taking into account your obvious mental deficiencies I feel morally obliged to point out to you that the avatar you see when dribbling over every post I make isn’t actually me. My age, just like everything else about me is completely unknown to you. You’re a very strange being and I fear that’s what you’ll always be. Don’t feel bad though because imo you’ve overachieved. Well done and Off you go now.

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On 27/11/2020 at 23:06, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55107473

Have you fucking read this shite? It's almost as absurd as the 'Protect and survive' advice in the 80s.

If I hear of any cunt on this forum taking this shit seriously, I'll personally find you and cut your jacobs off. That includes you Pen. 

I don't blame you. I blame the current waste of space for not having the leadership to put the army on the street and I know big mouths like yourself soon shut up when told to by those guys. Coward. 

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2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I don't blame you. I blame the current waste of space for not having the leadership to put the army on the street and I know big mouths like yourself soon shut up when told to by those guys. Coward. 

What a great idea. I remember how well that worked in Ulster. 

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3 hours ago, King Billy said:

My bird had the flu a couple of years ago. Fucking terrible it was. I had to cook my own meals for a week while the lazy cunt was lying in bed feeling sorry for herself. But she did apologise once she started to feel a bit better and was able to do a bit of light cooking and cleaning. 

Two dogs Judy....watch your mouth lad!

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1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

I’m surmising that pretty much everything will be available.

Desperate dash for Christmas dinner: Sainsbury's warns of shortage in salad, broccoli, cauliflower and citrus fruits as panic-buyers queue for supermarkets from 5.50am after France shuts border with UK

Daily Fail headline - they are wrong, Spotto is right.

Sainsbury’s has broccoli, salad, citrus fruits & cauli's coming out of its ears.

Only thing I couldn’t find was scallops.

Tons of green banana. Staff dressed in Christmas hats.

No shortage, much more than normal.

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26 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Desperate dash for Christmas dinner: Sainsbury's warns of shortage in salad, broccoli, cauliflower and citrus fruits as panic-buyers queue for supermarkets from 5.50am after France shuts border with UK

Daily Fail headline - they are wrong, Spotto is right.

Sainsbury’s has broccoli, salad, citrus fruits & cauli's coming out of its ears.

Only thing I couldn’t find was scallops.

Tons of green banana. Staff dressed in Christmas hats.

No shortage, much more than normal.

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30 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Desperate dash for Christmas dinner: Sainsbury's warns of shortage in salad, broccoli, cauliflower and citrus fruits as panic-buyers queue for supermarkets from 5.50am after France shuts border with UK

Daily Fail headline - they are wrong, Spotto is right.

Sainsbury’s has broccoli, salad, citrus fruits & cauli's coming out of its ears.

Only thing I couldn’t find was scallops.

Tons of green banana. Staff dressed in Christmas hats.

No shortage, much more than normal.

My Nephew's partner is on her way back from the Sainsburys at Plymouth with a full load .. she is driving one of those Kia electric cars .. do you think she'll flatten the batteries?

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3 hours ago, ProfB said:

What food is stopped due to 🐸 boarder being closed.

Fish? Owt else? Nowt I like - red onions?

Prof. Is it true that you were once romantically entwined with Brony Keith?

Is it also true, that you ditched him after he showed you his cartoon animal pornography in the CC chat room?

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Prof. Is it true that you were once romantically entwined with Brony Keith?

Is it also true, that you ditched him after he showed you his cartoon animal pornography in the CC chat room?

NO, we were never an item and you know it - but I did like the chat room, as corner members were nicer in there & not showing off with their 'witty' one liners like on the main forum.

Even you think your funny Mr Cuntman - you are the only one.

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13 minutes ago, ProfB said:

NO, we were never an item and you know it - but I did like the chat room, as corner members were nicer in there & not showing off with their 'witty' one liners like on the main forum.

Even you think your funny Mr Cuntman - you are the only one.

🙊 

You fucked a fat pervert.

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