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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Depends on context. It's either Decs, me or Billy, or looking at it another way, it's Johnny, Harold and Cillian Murphy.

I never really minded you or Decs, don’t know this other fella; he’s not Stickers is he? 
 
I was looking for the general flid parade who could be goaded into a good old meltdown. You know, like Snatch, Ding or Sleeve. 

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7 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

I never really minded you or Decs, don’t know this other fella; he’s not Stickers is he? 
 
I was looking for the general flid parade who could be goaded into a good old meltdown. You know, like Snatch, Ding or Sleeve. 

No, I meant @King Billy. He's definitely not a guardianista.

Snatch, Ding and Wiz are missing presumed dead.

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On 12/01/2021 at 21:28, Bubba C said:

I never really minded you or Decs, don’t know this other fella; he’s not Stickers is he? 
 
I was looking for the general flid parade who could be goaded into a good old meltdown. You know, like Snatch, Ding or Sleeve. 

What's going on in your life, Bubba? I don't know if you caught a dose of the Wolfies, but you were flying on here at one point. I miss you, man.

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I for one am delighted to see that Black Lives Matter have been nominated for this years Nobel Peace Prize. A very smart move (timing wise) as they haven’t started rioting, looting, tearing down statues or murdering white people yet this year, due to the weather. 

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2 hours ago, King Billy said:

I for one am delighted to see that Black Lives Matter have been nominated for this years Nobel Peace Prize. A very smart move (timing wise) as they haven’t started rioting, looting, tearing down statues or murdering white people yet this year, due to the weather. 

Niggsbys

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I see the cunt is 'not comfortable' in Saudi because of their human rights record against the LGBTQ cunts, obviously not uncomfortable enough or rich enough to make a stand and do something about it. Lets hope one of the infidels gets through to him and then we can see just how good a driver he is with fuck all to hold the steering wheel with.

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5 hours ago, Neil said:

I see the cunt is 'not comfortable' in Saudi because of their human rights record against the LGBTQ cunts, obviously not uncomfortable enough or rich enough to make a stand and do something about it. Lets hope one of the infidels gets through to him and then we can see just how good a driver he is with fuck all to hold the steering wheel with.

I think he has talent in spades. 

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15 hours ago, Neil said:

I see the cunt is 'not comfortable' in Saudi because of their human rights record against the LGBTQ cunts, obviously not uncomfortable enough or rich enough to make a stand and do something about it. Lets hope one of the infidels gets through to him and then we can see just how good a driver he is with fuck all to hold the steering wheel with.

That’s a little bit unfair Neil. Surely Sir Lewis of Hamilmongs childhood, growing up on the mean streets of the leafy Hertfordshire commuter belt, fighting off daily racist attacks by murderous grammar school thugs, on his way to the go kart track, where the KKK youth would try to ram him off the circuit at every opportunity, with his certain death as their only objective.

And nowadays he chooses to live in the Monte Carlo ghetto, risking his life every time he ventures out to the casino or grab a few necessities from the local Gucci or Versace convenience store. The guy is from the streets Neil. Being the highest earner in F1 and well on his way to becoming a billionaire hasn’t changed him a bit. He’s still the same cunt he always was. 
And I know for a fact that he’s scared shitless to race me. I’ve sent him loads of emails telling him that, and he hasn’t replied to any of them. 
The man’s a fucking disgrace imo.

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7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I think he has talent in spades. 

‘And Hamilton has pitted. All four tyres have been chsnged but there seems to be a problem lining up his right hook. He’s going to have to drive the rest of the GP with his left hook and a stump. 
Fucking cripple.

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9 hours ago, King Billy said:

I remember when he was kipping in DCs garage for a few months, when McClaren lost his bank details and didn’t bother paying him.

Sometimes Bill, you make the most ridiculous claims on here...it was the shed.

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