Major Cunt Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: A new Danish children's programme has caused international uproar. 'John Dillermand' is a slap stick stop animation show about a man with a giant snake-like penis and the escapades said knob gets him into. It comes as no surprise at all that a kiddies show about a bloke who can't control his cock was produced by DR, the Danish version of the BBC. It would appear that state broadcasters around the world are full of twisted, fucking deviants. How long until BBC2 puts out 'Wallace and Gromit and The Curse of the Rampant Rabbit'? Jesus fucking wept. Nothing surprises me in this current world, Dec's. I've an associate who's daughter is transitioning into a bloke. How the fuck that's gonna work is beyond me. We all know the prerequisites for being a bloke is a pair of bollocks, a cock and the ability to think logically. On a totally unrelated note I'm recovering from a heavy session on the bugle, a battered liver and the relaxing feeling you get from a healthy dose of benzos... The world's gone fucking mad. Let's face it all great empires fall, and the stick thin 24/7 gamers, trannies of our current generation will be responsible. Fucking cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Bag Pussy Five Children and Clit Tits TV Trannyformers- Perverts in Disguise. Fuck Tales Cummy Bears Post-Op Pat. You forgot about 'Mighty Morphing Power Trannies' ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 The Banana Splitters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 "Please Sir" (stick that humongous cock in me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 47 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You forgot about 'Mighty Morphing Power Trannies' ... Trannytubbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dick and cum in da house. What have you got to say for yourself? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Camberdick Green. Whorer The Explorer. Telechubbies. Ben 10 inch. Jamie And The Magic Cock. Tales of the unerected Doggers behaving badly Cum scene investigated The great British bat off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 "I'm Going To Climb You Like A Greasy Pole Then Ride You Like A Mad Dog Through Hell!" Whaddye mean that was never a children's TV programme? It was an idea Oliver Southgate pitched to Tony Hayers back in 1971 over a good lunch at The Gavroche. Hayers rejected it and went for 'Roobarb and (Man) Custard' - which was ironically what he had for dessert too. Don't ask me how I know, right. I just do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Nothing surprises me in this current world, Dec's. I've an associate who's daughter is transitioning into a bloke. How the fuck that's gonna work is beyond me. We all know the prerequisites for being a bloke is a pair of bollocks, a cock and the ability to think logically. On a totally unrelated note I'm recovering from a heavy session on the bugle, a battered liver and the relaxing feeling you get from a healthy dose of benzos... The world's gone fucking mad. Let's face it all great empires fall, and the stick thin 24/7 gamers, trannies of our current generation will be responsible. Fucking cunts! You can sow the cock on major, lop the tits off and implant a beard, but you cant cant conjur up the ability to parallel park. That is how you would always tell the difference i reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Lurpac or Kerrygold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 8 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "I'm Going To Climb You Like A Greasy Pole Then Ride You Like A Mad Dog Through Hell!" Whaddye mean that was never a children's TV programme? It was an idea Oliver Southgate pitched to Tony Hayers back in 1971 over a good lunch at The Gavroche. Hayers rejected it and went for 'Roobarb and (Man) Custard' - which was ironically what he had for dessert too. Don't ask me how I know, right. I just do. Monkey tennis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: You can sow the cock on major, lop the tits off and implant a beard, but you cant cant conjur up the ability to parallel park. That is how you would always tell the difference i reckon That's a solid theory, Willy, and one I'll definitely keep an eye on. I didn't know it was that simple, but I'm generally out of touch on transsexual surgery. I should have just asked Lady P. I'd imagine their all asking for 10 inch love truncheons, but does it get granite upon spotting a bird it fancies? I wandered into the living room one time where Miss Major was watching some shite American chat show, and she said to me "would you shag that bird being interviewed if we weren't together"? To which I replied cautiously "more than likely". She cracked up laughing and told me she's a transsexual porn star. I was fucking gobsmacked. This shim sitting there looking like a barbie doll and without a hint of its previous giveaways caught me out. Tread carefully, lads... Edited January 7, 2021 by Major Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Lurpac or Kerrygold? Did you know that 'Echo' cooking butter is really nice on toast? Funny the things you find out by accident when you're a skint teenager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: That's a solid theory, Willy, and one I'll definitely keep an eye on. I didn't know it was that simple, but I'm generally out of touch on transsexual surgery. I should have just asked Lady P. I'd imagine their all asking for 10 inch love truncheons, but does it get granite upon spotting a bird it fancies? I wandered into the living room one time where Miss Major was watching some shite American chat show, and she said to me "would you shag that bird being interviewed if we weren't together"? To which I replied cautiously "more than likely". She cracked up laughing and told me she's a transsexual porn star. I was fucking gobsmacked. This shim sitting there looking like a barbie doll and without a hint of its previous giveaways caught me out. Tread carefully, lads... I met one once major, a female who had transitioned fully to male, he / she was a friend of my sisters and my sister explained that as a bird she had suffered very badly with bullies at school, had then moved away, erased her online presence and returned as a male, and i swear if i hadn't been told i would never have known. In a vicious act of revenge he/she was seeking out girls that had wronged her at school and was shagging as many of them as possible in a form of twisted revenge. I think they should all be assessed for mental health issues pre surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 18:25, Decimus said: Post-Op Pat. Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 Sounds like Tom the Biker has finally penetrated into the mainstream of Danish culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Sounds like Tom the Biker has finally penetrated into the mainstream of Danish culture. Danish culture only exists in yogurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 43 minutes ago, King Billy said: Danish culture only exists in yogurt. When it comes to humongous cocks Billy you are on firmer ground. I'll leave it that. For the moment. Nite nite. Sleep tite. And don't forget to tuck yourself up properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: When it comes to humongous cocks Billy you are on firmer ground. I'll leave it that. For the moment. Nite nite. Sleep tite. And don't forget to tuck yourself up properly. tite? Not even close Harold. That’s your comprehensive school education for you. I get it now. Abolish grammar schools so everyone has the same chance of employment. (Absolutely none) VOTE LABOUR and you can be the next Dianne Abbot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 Well... this one is going with a “bang”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 23:38, King Billy said: Trannytubbies. Baggy-Puss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Baggy-Puss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: That’s more like it Harold. Definitely your best post ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Excellent Harry...out of likes. Keep this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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