King Billy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I will bet that a large slice of the "slim" and most vociferous membership here will actually be topping the scales at 20 stones plus. Your cock probably weighs at least that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Your ‘friend’ doesn’t really exist Jonny. Does he? But his missus sounds exactly like I imagined yours to be. You’re not very clever are you? Johnny fucks his oriental domestic. She 'ruv him rong time'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 How do you pull a fat bird? Piece of cake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I think it feels like somones knotted up a tie round your throat too tight, its the only thing you will think about in that scenario never mind taking time to go through a wedding It's the so called 'feel good' news to make people go "aw. Ain't that nice". Used to be a skateboarding squirrel or some cunt finding a bottle on the beach that some cunt on the other side of the world three in the sea, 70 years ago. Personally I find it fucking embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: How do you pull a fat bird? Piece of cake. My friend is so fat.....she has her own postcode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend is so fat.....she has her own postcode. Her school portrait was an aerial photograph. When she sits around the house, she really sits around the house. She can't wear grey clothes.. 2000 sailors would try to board her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her school portrait was an aerial photograph. When she sits around the house, she really sits around the house. She can't wear grey clothes.. 2000 sailors would try to board her. When she passes in front of the TV you miss a whole series. Inside every fat woman there's a slim one. She ate poor the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: Fuck vaccine. Give them lead. That would just make them even heavier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend is so fat.....she has her own postcode. F4T50? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's the so called 'feel good' news to make people go "aw. Ain't that nice". Used to be a skateboarding squirrel or some cunt finding a bottle on the beach that some cunt on the other side of the world three in the sea, 70 years ago. Personally I find it fucking embarrassing. You could try eating less if it’s that embarrassing. Only joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Yes he does, and im certainly a lot brighter and cleverer than you. You deluded thick little prick. 🙂 . Idiot. If you say so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's the so called 'feel good' news to make people go "aw. Ain't that nice". Used to be a skateboarding squirrel or some cunt finding a bottle on the beach that some cunt on the other side of the world three in the sea, 70 years ago. Personally I find it fucking embarrassing. Then stop throwing the fucking bottles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I do. if im not mistaken its you that works at some local Council office or similar. That being so, youll never get respect from the likes of me, you fucking jobsworth. Shame on you, you cowardly security seeking mediocre cunt. A curse on your fucking jobsworth soul. 🙂 Your welcome, have a nice day and fuck off 🙂 You don’t belong here. You are abrasive, not funny in the slightest, the only wit you have has fuck in front of it, and not once have you posted anything of value. Forget your password, and fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 28 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: You are mistaking arrogance for abrasiveness. I dont ever believe in knuckling under. Especially to some Aussie red neck shackle rattler such as yourself. So, fuck off yourself. Also, have a nice day, and fuck off again. The thing with real fuckwits you see, as that they don’t seem to have the self awareness that they are fuckwits. You are a real fuckwit. Save us all some time in our busy lives and just walk in front of a bus. You are an utter fucking heap of shit and if I had the misfortune to meet you in real life I’d punch you in the throat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 22 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That would just make them even heavier. Not unless you take them out with an M198 howitzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 18 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: im certainly a lot brighter and cleverer than you 13 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: f im not mistaken its you that works at some local Council office or similar Which of these statements is wrong? A.... The first one. B....The second one C....Both of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 31 minutes ago, King Billy said: Which of these statements is wrong? A.... The first one. B....The second one C....Both of them. I am having you appraised by a certified antiques dealer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I am having you appraised by a certified antiques dealer. I expect you rub shoulders with a lot of 'certified' people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I expect you rub shoulders with a lot of 'certified' people. 1 out of 10 for funny. Keep trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: What a typical, shackle rattler, strine speaking bogan response. Have you been out harassing any already downtrodden Aborigines lately, having sunk a dozen cans of VB. Build yourself a "rabbit proof fence", throw another prawn on the barbie. Then fuck off. 🙂 You’re really making a name for yourself Johnny with this latest epic retort. It’s probably the name your parents would have given you, had they not taken one look at the abomination they’d accidentally created and stuffed you in a cardboard box and then hurling you out of the car window, aiming for the canal. If only they had got that one thing right no one would ever have had to listen to your shite again. Do yourself a favour and go away immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 hour ago, JohnnySaucePants said: What a typical, shackle rattler, strine speaking bogan response. Have you been out harassing any already downtrodden Aborigines lately, having sunk a dozen cans of VB. Build yourself a "rabbit proof fence", throw another prawn on the barbie. Then fuck off. 🙂 Is this really you trying to win, Johnny? Just a list of textbook Aussie insults and a sad little "fuck off" at the end? Why the fuck have you used "shackle rattler" twice? Roops already called you out on this repetitive shite with the "worms" embarrassment. You need to expand your vocabulary or stop using it all at once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Is this really you trying to win, Johnny? Just a list of textbook Aussie insults and a sad little "fuck off" at the end? Why the fuck have you used "shackle rattler" twice? Roops already called you out on this repetitive shite with the "worms" embarrassment. You need to expand your vocabulary or stop using it all at once. Are Harold and Johnny what’s known as a race to the bottom RK? Theres only one way to find out. PUNKERS!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are Harold and Johnny what’s known as a race to the bottom RK? Theres only one way to find out. PUNKERS!!! Harold is clearly mentally disabled, so I'm willing to give him a pass in terms of quality in the spirit of the Corner's equal rights policy. Johnny doesn't have that excuse. He's just fucking dismal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Harold is clearly mentally disabled, so I'm willing to give him a pass in terms of quality in the spirit of the Corner's equal rights policy. Johnny doesn't have that excuse. He's just fucking dismal. I don’t think Johnny could ever raise his game enough to even get close to dismal RK. Harold gets a star for the sheer quantity of illegible crap he brings to the table though. Sometimes it’s like watching two bald men fighting over a comb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 48 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are Harold and Johnny what’s known as a race to the bottom RK? Theres only one way to find out. PUNKERS!!! Punkers is currently being rectally realigned at Her Majesty’s pleasure, Bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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