Guest Minge the merciless Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 On 18/02/2021 at 11:09, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s getting beyond a joke now. I am currently listening to a politics programme on Times Radio but I cannot follow the thread at all. Why? Because the cunts-that-be that produce the programme have decided, in their desperate urge to be PC, to allow an ‘orally compromised’ disabled woman to be involved. Now, she may have some good insights and opinions to impart but this matters not. I can’t fuckin understand any cunt who talks like they have a cleft-palate and are in the process of chewing toffee. This is an aural medium for fucks sake, this woman takes three times longer to complete a sentence than a unhindered person and it’s painful to listen to. TV is as bad, giving the seriously disabled comedy shows where the main subjects for their lampooning are their own disabilities.(I suppose the ethnics have been getting away with it for years) But, it does make for very uncomfortable viewing, they’re not funny, they get applause for their ‘courage and bravery’ but not their humour, which is why they are on a comedy show in the first place. Has anyone ever watched a tv programme with that Liz Carr in it? It doesn’t matter wether she’s playing a forensic analyst or anything else for that matter. You’ll forget the plot, script and flow of the programme because you’re too busy trying to work out what the fuck it actually is. She’s on everything right now, I personally want to see her in that ballroom dancing thing...let’s see them sequin that into something visually appealing...spazzy Cunt would probably win. Liz Carr could portray a credible victim of a ground zero incendiary bombing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 40 minutes ago, Minge the merciless said: Liz Carr could portray a credible victim of a ground zero incendiary bombing... Hopefully it’s in her future Mingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Minge the merciless Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Hopefully it’s in her future Mingo. Imagine what the media luvvie, box ticking, grotesque carnival curiosity would look like afterwards, DC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 On 18/02/2021 at 11:09, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s getting beyond a joke now. I am currently listening to a politics programme on Times Radio but I cannot follow the thread at all. Why? Because the cunts-that-be that produce the programme have decided, in their desperate urge to be PC, to allow an ‘orally compromised’ disabled woman to be involved. Now, she may have some good insights and opinions to impart but this matters not. I can’t fuckin understand any cunt who talks like they have a cleft-palate and are in the process of chewing toffee. This is an aural medium for fucks sake, this woman takes three times longer to complete a sentence than a unhindered person and it’s painful to listen to. TV is as bad, giving the seriously disabled comedy shows where the main subjects for their lampooning are their own disabilities.(I suppose the ethnics have been getting away with it for years) But, it does make for very uncomfortable viewing, they’re not funny, they get applause for their ‘courage and bravery’ but not their humour, which is why they are on a comedy show in the first place. Has anyone ever watched a tv programme with that Liz Carr in it? It doesn’t matter wether she’s playing a forensic analyst or anything else for that matter. You’ll forget the plot, script and flow of the programme because you’re too busy trying to work out what the fuck it actually is. She’s on everything right now, I personally want to see her in that ballroom dancing thing...let’s see them sequin that into something visually appealing...spazzy Cunt would probably win. Whaaaah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 18/02/2021 at 17:31, Neil said: I defy anyone to google Rosie Jones and not laugh your fucking heads off,not because of her comedic prowess but just the way she fucking 'walks' on stage. As for understanding what the fuck she's saying,box ticking cunts. She was on question time last night, how rest of the panellists kept a straight face I don't know. Nice knockers thought, I'd let her give me a soapy cerebral palsy tit-wank any day of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 23/01/2020 at 15:46, Last Cunt Standing said: I used to really like the News Quiz on Radio 4. Barry Took, Sandi Toksvig and Miles Jupp always used to give me a good chuckle on the drive home and it was the cradle of some pretty good writers and comedians in years gone by. The miracle of the internet podcast means even I am now on foreign soil I can listen along with a morning coffee, risking odd looks from some as I giggle into my scrambled eggs. I have no wish to be unduly unkind to the poor girl in the latest edition, but fuck me. How can she be expected to deliver comedy with no control of her bottom jaw? The audience titter nervously, clearly embarrassed. You can imagine the edgy glances from even the most woke of fellow panellists. What is wrong with saying people sadly just can’t do certain things? I’ll never make the FA Cup Final because I’m differently abled at sport. Who do I complain to? It’s like this mass exercise in self delusion that we mustn’t erect barriers to anyone or anything, and that if Little Molly Flidspack wants to be an Astronaut she bloody well can be. Either way it made bloody awful listening and put me right off my flat white this morning. Which is a right cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000d7kg Overexposed, is our Rosie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 I'm going to see an 'evening with Barry Cryer" in a pub in Sussex in a couple of weeks. Someone I know went to see him a couple of years ago and he said he was very funny. Lots of great stories of the people he wrote for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Paulie said: She was on question time last night, how rest of the panellists kept a straight face I don't know. Nice knockers thought, I'd let her give me a soapy cerebral palsy tit-wank any day of the week. Thank fuck Savile's dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Paulie said: She was on question time last night, how rest of the panellists kept a straight face I don't know. Nice knockers thought, I'd let her give me a soapy cerebral palsy tit-wank any day of the week. She's the absolute last person you'd want answering questions. Unless of course, you have no interest in understanding the fucking answer and have a fetish for spittle bukkake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: and have a fetish for spittle bukkake. I suppose it makes a change from your usual scat based one, a change is as good as a rest, eh Dickless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Paulie said: Nice knockers thought, I'd let her give me a soapy cerebral palsy tit-wank any day of the week. ....and they say romance is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm going to see an 'evening with Barry Cryer" in a pub in Sussex in a couple of weeks. Someone I know went to see him a couple of years ago and he said he was very funny. Lots of great stories of the people he wrote for. I know him slightly, through a mate who's a radio producer. Absolutely top bloke, and very, very funny in person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm going to see an 'evening with Barry Cryer" in a pub in Sussex in a couple of weeks. Someone I know went to see him a couple of years ago and he said he was very funny. Lots of great stories of the people he wrote for. I am guessing that he wrote William Rushton's material, including his classic line about toilet water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Clavo said: I am guessing that he wrote William Rushton's material, including his classic line about toilet water. The only things I was scared of as a kid were Daleks and Willie Rushton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only things I was scared of as a kid were Daleks and Willie Rushton. It was seagulls and this cunt for me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only things I was scared of as a kid were Daleks and Willie Rushton. The was an episode in Fireball XL5 where a brain in a glass case was trying to take over the galaxy that scared me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: It was seagulls and this cunt for me: acchttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Journals-Sugar-Face-Gastric-Juice/dp/0955331110 ount You did once post about something else that scared you as a kid, didn't you lose your shoes and your mum made you go to school wearing a pair of her trainers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: It was seagulls and this cunt for me: Never Ending Story isn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thank fuck Savile's dead 1 hour ago, scotty said: ....and they say romance is dead. That was the issue, romance had to be dead with him, preferably stone-cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thank fuck Savile's dead I did once speak to Jimmy Savile .. just two words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 26 minutes ago, Clavo said: I did once speak to Jimmy Savile .. just two words. Why me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It was seagulls and this cunt for me: Black shuck, or the actress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 29 minutes ago, Paulie said: Why me? TICKETS PLEASE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 39 minutes ago, Paulie said: Why me? Sore bum then, bet you did an Oliver and asked for more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 47 minutes ago, Fatty Junior said: Sore bum then, bet you did an Oliver and asked for more! You probably wrote to Jim I'll Fix it hoping to be smashed into next week. Take a fucking overdose you boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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