Penny Farthing Posted March 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 37 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Luxury. My only holiday was to a caravan site in North Wales. Dad’s car broke down four times en route, the caravan was a rotten minging & fucked heap that was his mate’s, by far the worst on the site. When we got there we were told to fuck off & pick blackberries while Daddy went to the alehouse. Cunt came back four hours later and saw the caravan door was hanging off and we were all shitting liquid black currant everywhere. Took, his belt off to us and called us ‘ungrateful bastards!’ Kid’s today sulk if the wifi’s not fast enough in their 5 star all inclusive overseas resort (probably in Cape Verde)...cunts. That does sound like Talacre or one of the sites at Prestatyn .. rumours are that @ratcum owns one or more of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: That does sound like Talacre or one of the sites at Prestatyn .. rumours are that @ratcum owns one or more of them. Looking back, I’m not sure it was an actual ‘site.’ More of a dumping ground for fucked caravans. Loads of blackberries though, if that narrows it down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Who was it who said you should never look a gift horse in the mouth? Princess Anne. Though that might have been “never look like a gift horse with your mouth” and was misheard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Around 2005, someone I know had booked a week there and they couldn't go because of family problems. He said I could take Mrs C because he couldn't get a refund. The most miserable 5 days I've ever had. big, deserted, dreary lifeless shithole. Five fucking days? And how come you haven’t tendered for the security job at Pontins? A selection of your armoury tucked in your waistband and you’ll be fine. You’ve worked in Liverpool, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Looking back, I’m not sure it was an actual ‘site.’ More of a dumping ground for fucked caravans. Loads of blackberries though, if that narrows it down? Talacre or there abouts unless they were BlackBerry phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Talacre or there abouts unless they were BlackBerry phones. Gronant... if North Wales needed an enema...etc. Fuckin awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 6 hours ago, Neil said: Now you know why Hemsby has a plethora of paedos living nearby,the perfect job,unattended chalets full of upset children just waiting to be errrr....comforted. Happy days. Jazz moved there. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 I fucking detest the very thought of spending a holiday somewhere like that now but as a kid it was fucking brilliant.Your mum and dad turned into decent human beings for a week,dishing out pocket money if you promised to leave them the fuck alone in the bars. Organised games,always something to do,see your parents only at meal times,stay up late,whats not to like?. I remember dragging a balloon on a piece of string around the freezing cold open air pool when I was about 6,I fell in and some bloke dived in and saved me from drowning,my old man gave him a 10 shilling note for his troubles and I remember thinking he must really love me if I'm worth that much!. We did venture to Prestatyn one year,not sure if it was a Pontins but it pissed down for the whole fucking week. When I got older fingering the dirty fucking slags from oop north became a holiday pastime,God bless Fred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: That does sound like Talacre or one of the sites at Prestatyn .. rumours are that @ratcum owns one or more of them. fuck off you venal hussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuck off you venal hussy Up your's delours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 On 04/03/2021 at 07:45, Dawn Chorus said: So here I am sir and I have an oirish sounding surname (the same as Robocop) yet I feel no affiliation with the emerald isle and cannot trace a single ancestor back to the fabled isle. However I try to book a week at Pontins and my name flags up as a potential traveller who sharpens knives, sells lucky heather for a living and lives in a mobile home. What a load of cunts. https://www.rte.ie/news/2021/0302/1200403-pontins-travellers/ No smoke without fire. You've got a lucky face Sir. Buy some of my good luck Irish Sir. You've got a lucky face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 14 hours ago, Neil said: There was someone who rode around the camp making a note of which chalet had a crying baby in it and then they cycled back to the main hall and chalked the chalet number on a board under the heading 'Baby Crying In Chalet ........ Three years going to Pontins lulled the McCanns into a false sense of security. “How do you fancy Portugal next year Kate? I’m getting a bit bored with Pontins. The kids will love it.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Three years going to Pontins lulled the McCanns into a false sense of security. “How do you fancy Portugal next year Kate? I’m getting a bit bored with Pontins. The kids will love it.” The McCanns should cheer the fuck up, they're probably grandparents by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: The McCanns should cheer the fuck up, they're probably grandparents by now. Have you tried 'McCann Oven Chips'? Theyre the same as 'McCain' but you have to check on them every 10 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you tried 'McCann Oven Chips'? Theyre the same as 'McCain' but you have to check on them every 10 minutes. And when you open the oven to take them out there’s fuck all there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 22 hours ago, King Billy said: Three years going to Pontins lulled the McCanns into a false sense of security. “How do you fancy Portugal next year Kate? I’m getting a bit bored with Pontins. The kids will love it.” When @Frankhears this, you’re in fucking deep shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 Thats the trouble with McCann chips,you open the bag and there's one missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: When @Frankhears this, you’re in fucking deep shit I do hope so. He’s a cunt so who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you tried 'McCann Oven Chips'? Theyre the same as 'McCain' but you have to check on them every 10 minutes. I watched a documentary series about her. 8 episodes, 8 hours. I felt I watched her longer than they did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 On 05/03/2021 at 09:58, Dawn Chorus said: That does sound like Talacre or one of the sites at Prestatyn .. rumours are that @ratcum owns one or more of them. I thought you was a Skeggie man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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