Neil Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 I wonder what the public will make of this one. Its a good job that the yanks employ fat cunts otherwise he'd be dead. Imagine if he hadn't been filming,Nashville would have been looted and burned to the ground. Fast forward to 2:45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 17 minutes ago, Neil said: I wonder what the public will make of this one. Its a good job that the yanks employ fat cunts otherwise he'd be dead. Imagine if he hadn't been filming,Nashville would have been looted and burned to the ground. Fast forward to 2:45 Video is Age Restricted, I'm fucked if I'm giving the vermin at YouTube my I.D., info harvesting cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 A very sad ending. I was hoping for two dead fat cunts, and what did I get....zilch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 18 minutes ago, Joker said: Video is Age Restricted, I'm fucked if I'm giving the vermin at YouTube my I.D., info harvesting cunts! Talk about paranoid. Why on earth do you think they would want your info. I'm sure they have got better things to do, than post you packets of dog shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 Hard to tell which of these Yank cunts is the fattest. I thought Covid was supposed to kill these chubsters, but I suppose you can't beat good old-fashioned lead as a failsafe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Hard to tell which of these Yank cunts is the fattest. I thought Covid was supposed to kill these chubsters, but I suppose you can't beat good old-fashioned lead as a failsafe. Unlikely that either of them was going to miss. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Talk about paranoid. Why on earth do you think they would want your info. I'm sure they have got better things to do, than post you packets of dog shit. Is that what they do? Where do I sign? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 Fucking, fuck, fuck, fuckitty fuck. I thought vertical stripes were supposed to be slimming. I personally don't even reckon Neil would...........either of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 20 hours ago, Joker said: Video is Age Restricted, I'm fucked if I'm giving the vermin at YouTube my I.D., info harvesting cunts! How old do you have to be to watch scat videos then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Good morning Dickless. I've got my Cuntman (Covid) jab today - I call it that out of respect for Eric's views on this pandemic - do you have any advice? like which buttock should I offer and will clean pants be necessary? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: will clean pants be necessary? As it's Drewsday and you lose control of your bodily functions by 9 am, I assumed that you would be in your adult nappy all day. With regard to advice on taking a little prick in the arse, I suggest you look to your own extensive experience in that particular field. Good morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Decimus said: As it's Drewsday and you lose control of your bodily functions by 9 am, I assumed that you would be in your adult nappy all day. With regard to advice on taking a little prick in the arse, I suggest you look to your own extensive experience in that particular field. Good morning. Have you ever shagged somebody in a wheelchair? If the brakes don't work, it's a real cunt on the back, and it is bloody difficult to grip the buttocks too, if they are in a sweaty plastic seat, soaked in piss and diarrhea. Edited March 16, 2021 by Witheredscrote Drew, get yer brakes serviced. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Have you ever shagged somebody in a wheelchair? If the brakes don't work, it's a real cunt on the back, and it is bloody difficult to grip the buttocks too, if they are in a sweaty plastic seat, soaked in piss and diarrhea. You are a fucking animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Have you ever shagged somebody in a wheelchair? If the brakes don't work, it's a real cunt on the back, and it is bloody difficult to grip the buttocks too, if they are in a sweaty plastic seat, soaked in piss and diarrhea. The uric acid does play havoc with the cheap chinky steelwork. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 15 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How old do you have to be to watch scat videos then? Don't know, let's ask an expert, paging Dickless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You are a fucking animal. Is a 'goose' an animal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 All you fucking newbies pay attention. Every now and again old Withers pulls some magic out the hat and cracks me up. First class cunting right there, but can Drew counter attack with an equally witty retort? I'm not going to hold my breath... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: All you fucking newbies pay attention. Every now and again old Withers pulls some magic out the hat and cracks me up. First class cunting right there, but can Drew counter attack with an equally witty retort? I'm not going to hold my breath... I do enjoy a bit of Withers when he's not in sycophantic creep mode and fumbling with Frank in the bocage. One of the best on here, it's just a shame that he gets his act together less frequently than Drew having a day off the meths. Similarly, despite being a cirrhotic, shambling, absolute fucking disgrace, Drew is in my top five, which he'll probably be surprised to hear should he remember it by tomorrow morning. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Joker said: Is a 'goose' an animal? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I do enjoy a bit of Withers when he's not in sycophantic creep mode and fumbling with Frank in the bocage. One of the best on here, it's just a shame that he gets his act together less frequently than Drew having a day off the meths. Similarly, despite being a cirrhotic, shambling, absolute fucking disgrace, Drew is in my top five, which he'll probably be surprised to hear should he remember it by tomorrow morning. Well really, I now know how Stephen Fry felt in '95, when the FT savaged his performance in 'Cell Mates', at the Albery. It drove him to a breakdown, and he went into hiding. Unlike Stephen, I am not a tutu wearing cock smoker, with a bent face, and bipolar. Expect me in Caister just as soon as restrictions are lifted. Your missus will be the least of your troubles. Cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I do enjoy a bit of Withers when he's not in sycophantic creep mode and fumbling with Frank in the bocage. One of the best on here, it's just a shame that he gets his act together less frequently than Drew having a day off the meths. Similarly, despite being a cirrhotic, shambling, absolute fucking disgrace, Drew is in my top five, which he'll probably be surprised to hear should he remember it by tomorrow morning. I quite like you too Dickless. Tell me, does your hovel have disabled access? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 4 hours ago, Joker said: Is a 'goose' an animal? Yes, as is the goosefucker general across the Channel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 34 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I quite like you too Dickless. Tell me, does your hovel have disabled access? Yes, the drunken cunt ripped the door off its hinges. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 36 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I quite like you too Dickless. Tell me, does your hovel have disabled access? All the glory holes were installed at waist level by the previous owner, who was a spastic. Get your mobility scooter into gear and whizz your atrophied arse down the Acle Straight, I've got a bottle of Zivinia with your name on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 6 hours ago, Joker said: Don't know, let's ask an expert, paging Dickless! The worst riposte in the entire rotten history of the corner. I’d wager some kind of dog shite dwelling parasite is boring into your brain and making you an even bigger scaffold plank thick cunt than usual 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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