Last Cunt Standing Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Withers, I've been preparing for a big job interview for the past two weeks, hence my lack of recent activity. I can now happily confirm that I'll be fucking off to Canada with the family in December for a new life. This country is fucking finished and I refuse to let my kids spend another minute here. Needless to say it won't be in fucking Quebec. Congratulations on leaving the sinking ship. Canada is a good choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Congratulations on leaving the sinking ship. Canada is a good choice. He will be back by March. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: He will be back by March. Will he bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 14 hours ago, Decimus said: I can now happily confirm that I'll be fucking off to Canada with the family in December for a new life. This country is fucking finished and I refuse to let my kids spend another minute here. Needless to say it won't be in fucking Quebec. Canada, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: He will be back by March. When he finds they have to live underground in the winter. I have a pair of old soiled mittens I used for bird watching which he can have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Canada, eh? At least they pronounce ‘aboot’ the same way in Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: He will be back by March. He's a lying cunt, he'll be back way before then, you know it, and he knows it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 Boy George wud be a good candidate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 3 hours ago, and said: He's a lying cunt, he'll be back way before then, you know it, and he knows it. I imagine that if it wasn't for the fact you would never get a visa to enter any country other than Benin, you'd emigrate to China if you had the choice. Where else in the world could you legally torture and then eat your date after smashing its back doors in? Woof woof! Deviant little pervert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that if it wasn't for the fact you would never get a visa to enter any country other than Benin, you'd emigrate to China if you had the choice. Where else in the world could you legally torture and then eat your date after smashing its back doors in? Woof woof! Deviant little pervert. Have you applied for a firearms certificate yet? I fucking would have. You can have shotguns, handguns, rifles and select fire assault weapons. Fucking hell! And weed is legal. Have you got a spare room? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 4 hours ago, and said: He's a lying cunt, he'll be back way before then, you know it, and he knows it. I bet you'd love to emigrate from Golders Green to Canada. Just imagine the sheer abundance of wolf, coyote and bear scat literally on your doorstep! You wouldn't even need your special ops undercover Navy SEAL night-time tactical poo kit. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I imagine 25 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I bet Yes, you do. The Corner's two favourite fantasists, in perfect harmony. 👬 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: At least they pronounce ‘aboot’ the same way in Norfolk. "Oot and aboot, eh"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 Didn't they try to get Carole Vorderman ? probably too busy trying to flog just enough money to Bury you insurance policies. I'm sure she has her own policy, she won't be short as the last gasp is gasped , good to think ahead . The 100 quid M&S voucher came in handy I'm sure. Bless her , she's an institution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Will he bollocks. Its fucking cold there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Its fucking cold there. Wildfires rip across Canada as heat wave smashes temperature records Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Wildfires rip across Canada as heat wave smashes temperature records That’s a load of bollocks. Bill Gates filmed all that on one of his secret islands. He’s developed a vaccine for being burned to death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Congratulations on leaving the sinking ship. Canada is a good choice. Spoken like a true Covid 19 veteran health professional, as Blackface McGroper Trudeau’s Canada leads the world into the new Utopia, ie abortion up to the point of birth and euthanasia on demand for everyone (no questions asked at all for either procedure). In fact if you lose your job, get evicted or just wake up one morning with a bad hangover, think ‘fuck it I’ve had enough’, and ask the state to murder you for free in Canada, the participation of an actual doctor won’t be necessary next year, as a pharmacist, a nurse or basically any ‘health care professional’ (and the last 3 years have showed us that they’re all beyond reproach) will be able to put you out of your misery, if your diabetes, depression, worrying financial or marital situation, or that niggling ache in your lower back becomes too much to cope with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Wildfires rip across Canada as heat wave smashes temperature records It doesn’t feel any warmer than normal to me in Toronto tonight and I’m currently climbing up the outside of the CN Tower, with just a maple leaf glued to my rear end and the severed thumb from a yellow marigold glove hanging precariously from my ‘special purpose’ up front. Climate emergency my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That’s a load of bollocks. Bill Gates filmed all that on one of his secret islands. He’s developed a vaccine for being burned to death. Bummed to death is far more likely to be recorded as the cause of death on the lizard cunts certificate. Or suicide if he was somehow to end up in a cell like Jeffrey Epstein or several other Clinton associates. Sorry I didn’t mean associates, I meant vile noncing kidfuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: Bummed to death is far more likely to be recorded as the cause of death on the lizard cunts certificate. Or suicide if he was somehow to end up in a cell like Jeffrey Epstein or several other Clinton associates. Sorry I didn’t mean associates, I meant vile noncing kidfuckers. Now, calm down Dear. He only said he was going to Canada! Tut Tut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Spoken like a true Covid 19 veteran health professional, as Blackface McGroper Trudeau’s Canada leads the world into the new Utopia, ie abortion up to the point of birth and euthanasia on demand for everyone (no questions asked at all for either procedure). In fact if you lose your job, get evicted or just wake up one morning with a bad hangover, think ‘fuck it I’ve had enough’, and ask the state to murder you for free in Canada, the participation of an actual doctor won’t be necessary next year, as a pharmacist, a nurse or basically any ‘health care professional’ (and the last 3 years have showed us that they’re all beyond reproach) will be able to put you out of your misery, if your diabetes, depression, worrying financial or marital situation, or that niggling ache in your lower back becomes too much to cope with. Just for clarity Bill I haven’t seen a patient professionally since Feb 2019, so professionally speaking my Covid nose is clean. Having said that, had I still been working, I’d have had one in each eyeball on the first day of issue, and happily jabbed all and sundry after that. Particularly for those fantastic sums of cash that you tell us were involved. As for abortion or voluntary assisted dying, I’m all in favour of that too. VAD is legal here in WA, and funnily enough society ticks along nicely. If the UK Parliament was populated by grown ups rather than toffs, crooks and liars, then giving people a legal route out of the torture of terminal neurological disease would have been sorted out yonks ago. In some cases, mandatory assisted dying might be appropriate. MAD enough for you? Please adjust your tinfoil. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: In some cases, mandatory assisted dying might be appropriate. MAD enough for you? The mRNA vaccines are the closest we’ve come yet to ‘mandatory assisted dying’ and I don’t doubt that the success of the trial run will ensure that the next phase will be even more effective in culling the flock. As for your enthusiasm for murdering small babies, I’m not a big fan of such practices, but then I’m not a doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 2 hours ago, King Billy said: As for your enthusiasm for murdering small babies, I’m not a big fan of such practices, but then I’m not a doctor. No, no, of course. You’d prefer to wait a few years until they gather together at a Catholic Youth Club then blow them sky high, wouldn’t you? I’m afraid the moral high ground is a very distant prospect for you Bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No, no, of course. You’d prefer to wait a few years until they gather together at a Catholic Youth Club then blow them sky high, wouldn’t you? I’m afraid the moral high ground is a very distant prospect for you Bill. I don't think that the moral high is actually all that distant .. the problem is that they are at the bottom of the hill but are unable to climb up the said hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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