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21 hours ago, ratcum said:

"We are the Diddy Men,

Doddy's dotty Diddy Men,

We are the Diddy Men who come... 

from Knotty Ash"

Lockdown finally snapped you, eh? Just don't ask me to retrieve your tickling stick from whatever dank orifice you've inserted it into.

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11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Well it certainly won't be one of the cloth cap carbuncles on this site. 

Turn it in Aitch, for fucks sake. You're all over this site like a cheap suit on a hunchback, and if I hear you mention the words "cloth cap carbuncle" again, I'll give you a Colombian neck tie* by slitting your throat from ear to ear and pulling your tongue through the gap. 

You've been warned. 

*Very popular with Pablo Escobar's cartel. 

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1 minute ago, Major Cunt said:

Turn it in Aitch, for fucks sake. You're all over this site like a cheap suit on a hunchback, and if I hear you mention the words "cloth cap carbuncle" again, I'll give you a Colombian neck tie* by slitting your throat from ear to ear and pulling your tongue through the gap. 

You've been warned. 

*Very popular with Pablo Escobar's cartel. 

I'm having six of those with garlic butter this evening.

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