Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Goober said: I remember my first 147 well. It was a piece of shit but everyone should own at least one Alfa in their life. You silly sud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I tend to agree. The Bunter-esque, god bothering pianist certainly seems to have found his form of 16 years ago. I think it's time for O'Sullivan to quit. His policy of not fucking bothering because he's not in the mood is becoming annoying. Bear in mind the boy is not entirely mentally stable. Considering his background, the fact that he is where he is today is remarkable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 Just now, Frank said: Bear in mind the boy is not entirely mentally stable. Considering his background, the fact that he is where he is today is remarkable. He's stabby-dadded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 27/04/2021 at 18:47, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Are you more of a safety player or an attacking potter? I'm the latter, however I find watching highly skilled safety play as good and enjoyable as watching a 147. Snooker...one of the most skillful games/sports there is. It really is! Odd as it may seem, I never understood the free-ball rule until recently. The other day I was playing my old man and he was on a 32 break (4 blacks, 2 blues.. 6 reds), when he tried to tuck me up behind one of the baulk colours. He missed altogether and, apparently, if I can't see a red ball full-on, I can play any colour! What do you make of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: It really is! Odd as it may seem, I never understood the free-ball rule until recently. The other day I was playing my old man and he was on a 32 break (4 blacks, 2 blues.. 6 reds), when he tried to tuck me up behind one of the baulk colours. He missed altogether and apparently, if I can't see a red ball full-on, I can play any colour! What do you make of that? The numbers don't add up Frank...everybody knows the black is worth 10. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: The numbers don't add up Frank...everybody knows the black is worth 10. I like you, Raasclaat... a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: I like you, Raasclaat... a lot. I'm out of here, help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Punkape's a professional snooker referee, you know. He likes nothing more than dipping into pockets to handle balls. So you have those special pockets too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 The snooker club on the outskirts of Basingstoke used to have strippers on a Friday lunchtime. Normally they were very tame, a bit of tit and a quick flash at the end, until one day a particularly haggard looking older bottle blonde (ask me how I know she dyed her hair) had a few free drinks too many and decided to start inserting snooker balls. You've no idea how much it triggered my OCD when she stuck the brown up her fanny and the pink up her arse. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: The snooker club on the outskirts of Basingstoke used to have strippers on a Friday lunchtime. Normally they were very tame, a bit of tit and a quick flash at the end, until one day a particularly haggard looking older bottle blonde (ask me how I know she dyed her hair) had a few free drinks too many and decided to start inserting snooker balls. You've no idea how much it triggered my OCD when she stuck the brown up her fanny and the pink up her arse. So she was a suicide blond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You've no idea how much it triggered my OCD when she stuck the brown up her fanny and the pink up her arse. Must've been a Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 11 hours ago, Frank said: I think I've got you all wrong, Rastas. A very good nomination, very well executed. Good work. Don't ever think of sending me a personal message again. Drink fucking bleach you one trick pony no mark cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: It really is! Odd as it may seem, I never understood the free-ball rule until recently. The other day I was playing my old man and he was on a 32 break (4 blacks, 2 blues.. 6 reds), when he tried to tuck me up behind one of the baulk colours. He missed altogether and apparently, if I can't see a red ball full-on, I can play any colour! What do you make of that? 4 blacks.... your usual rent boy order of a weekend lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Are you more of a safety player or an attacking potter? I'm the latter, however I find watching highly skilled safety play as good and enjoyable as watching a 147. Snooker...one of the most skillful games/sports there is. Snooker is for peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Drink fucking bleach you one trick pony no mark cunt You a snooker man, Rob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: 4 blacks.... your usual rent boy order of a weekend lol fuck off Snooker is largely played by working class morons when they aren’t playing darts or eating chips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 22 hours ago, Frank said: You a snooker man, Rob? Yes, I love at watch, aways have. Stubblet No. 1 was born this time of year and my paternal leave was 2 weeks of the world champs with a tiny baby asleep on my chest. However, my current preference for the game would be to pop the baulk colours in a strong football sock and use them to smash your stupid scrawny fucking head in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 On 27/04/2021 at 18:48, Eric Cuntman said: You silly sud. Alf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 On 27/04/2021 at 21:38, Earl of Punkape said: Snooker is for peasants. Perhaps. But it comes with central heating. Golf is for damp, listless wankers meandering aimlessly in a field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Alf? Where for art thou Alf? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Where for art thou Alf? It's me Horatio, your bestie. Now fuck off out of my pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 On 27/04/2021 at 20:35, Cuntybaws said: The snooker club on the outskirts of Basingstoke used to have strippers on a Friday lunchtime. Normally they were very tame, a bit of tit and a quick flash at the end, until one day a particularly haggard looking older bottle blonde (ask me how I know she dyed her hair) had a few free drinks too many and decided to start inserting snooker balls. You've no idea how much it triggered my OCD when she stuck the brown up her fanny and the pink up her arse. A bygone era and I can just imagine the scene, but how you fit in, I have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I can just imagine the scene, but how you fit in, I have no idea. I maintained a healthy 2-metre distance even in those pre-Covid times, as the old slapper had the look of someone whose crabs could jump six feet (remember the old toilet graffiti poem?) I wouldn't have touched her with an extended spider. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I maintained a healthy 2-metre distance even in those pre-Covid times, as the old slapper had the look of someone whose crabs could jump six feet (remember the old toilet graffiti poem?) I wouldn't have touched her with an extended spider. A very sad spectacle inded only alleviated by the bright orange CoCo The Clown outfit you was wearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: A very sad spectacle inded only alleviated by the bright orange CoCo The Clown outfit you was wearing. Here's one from the vaults... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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