ProfB Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 It’s ProfB, I am killing two birds with one stone. Face masks are baggy on me & the fibres make me sneeze. My neighbour makes them & sells them via face book, she puts pant liners in as filter. I hate her. She’s fat & ugly & stinks. Face masks do not stop the virus landing in your lamps - I keep shutting mine in Morrisons for safety. eBay charge 12.5% on anything they can, plus 30p per item, they say it’s all good, as we won’t have to pay PayPal charges, no we pay their bigger charges. Attacks on my 👛 are a no, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 36 minutes ago, ProfB said: It’s ProfB, I am killing two birds with one stone. Face masks are baggy on me & the fibres make me sneeze. My neighbour makes them & sells them via face book, she puts pant liners in as filter. I hate her. She’s fat & ugly & stinks. Face masks do not stop the virus landing in your lamps - I keep shutting mine in Morrisons for safety. eBay charge 12.5% on anything they can, plus 30p per item, they say it’s all good, as we won’t have to pay PayPal charges, no we pay their bigger charges. Attacks on my 👛 are a no, no. That eBay is a bitch, ProfB; Amazon even worse - over twenty percent! 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 29 minutes ago, White Cunt said: That eBay is a bitch, ProfB; Amazon even worse - over twenty percent! 😳 Jeff Bezos has a sleepy eye - but over 20%, he's robbing us blind. 😤 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, ProfB said: Jeff Bezos has a sleepy eye - but over 20%, he's robbing us blind. 😤 Yet people are quite happy shovelling cash into his pockets.💵💵💵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Yet people are quite happy shovelling cash into his pockets.💵💵💵 I will try to shop elsewhere - just googling Jeff Bezos nude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ProfB Posted May 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Go to the Moon then - goggle eyes. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 Just now, Eddie said: Very rude. RUDE? Oh put your curlers in & get an early night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: I will try to shop elsewhere - just googling Jeff Bezos nude. Wear a face mask coated in Novichok next time you toothless halfwit Test 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wear a face mask coated in Novichok next time you toothless halfwit Test NO COMMENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: NO COMMENT. Please stick to your word on all other posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 4 hours ago, ProfB said: It’s ProfB, I am killing two birds with one stone. Face masks are baggy on me & the fibres make me sneeze. My neighbour makes them & sells them via face book, she puts pant liners in as filter. I hate her. She’s fat & ugly & stinks. Face masks do not stop the virus landing in your lamps - I keep shutting mine in Morrisons for safety. eBay charge 12.5% on anything they can, plus 30p per item, they say it’s all good, as we won’t have to pay PayPal charges, no we pay their bigger charges. Attacks on my 👛 are a no, no. What do you mean when you mention the virus "landing in your lamps" ? Is this some kind of code ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: What do you mean when you mention the virus "landing in your lamps" ? Is this some kind of code ? Lamps/lights, is slang for eyes. The surface of which, along with the intermediate ear canal, are possible inroads for virus thingies. You're so Enid Blyton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 Face nappies no longer required, starting from June 21st. The virus will still be dangerous up until midnight June 20th. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Face nappies no longer required, starting from June 21st. The virus will still be dangerous up until midnight June 20th. Looks like the buffoons of SAGE will be extending it because of the Tikka Masala variant from India. The silly cunts haven't worked out that stopping flights from India would have solved the problem. So extend it to September just in time for the 'Tacos' variant from Venezuela to sweep into Europe and shut us down until Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like the buffoons of SAGE will be extending it because of the Tikka Masala variant from India. The silly cunts haven't worked out that stopping flights from India would have solved the problem. So extend it to September just in time for the 'Tacos' variant from Venezuela to sweep into Europe and shut us down until Christmas. Don't forget the Arctic variant, which will kill more people than Brown Polar Bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like the buffoons of SAGE will be extending it because of the Tikka Masala variant from India. The silly cunts haven't worked out that stopping flights from India would have solved the problem. So extend it to September just in time for the 'Tacos' variant from Venezuela to sweep into Europe and shut us down until Christmas. How is wearing a face mask in indoor public spaces "shutting us down"? Seems like vaccine roll outs and travel restrictions are working quite nicely compared to where we were this time last year - more tests, less positive cases, no country-wide lockdowns. Seems like you're just desperately hoping for something to whinge about. So you wanted flights from India to become restricted earlier, but also want to moan about things getting shut down? You seem to be a bit of a mewling, contradictory, cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How is wearing a face mask in indoor public spaces "shutting us down"? Seems like vaccine roll outs and travel restrictions are working quite nicely compared to where we were this time last year - more tests, less positive cases, no country-wide lockdowns. Seems like you're just desperately hoping for something to whinge about. So you wanted flights from India to become restricted earlier, but also want to moan about things getting shut down? You seem to be a bit of a mewling, contradictory, cunt. For someone who works for the NHS, its understanding of epidemiology and disease control and prevention seems to have been entirely informed by the Daily Express comments section. I struggle to believe that this fucker has accumulated 30 odd years of medical training and knowledge, its ignorance is astounding. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: For someone who works for the NHS, its understanding of epidemiology and disease control and prevention seems to have been entirely informed by the Daily Express comments section. I struggle to believe that this fucker has accumulated 30 odd years of medical training and knowledge, its ignorance is astounding. To be fair to Gypps, this is another occasion when I see myself agreeing with her opinion (in this case that flights should have been restricted much earlier), but simply can't wrap my head around the logic of her statement due to glaring contradiction or blatant bias. She talks some sense, then immediately trips over her own reasoning on the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like the buffoons of SAGE will be extending it because of the Tikka Masala variant from India. The silly cunts haven't worked out that stopping flights from India would have solved the problem. So extend it to September just in time for the 'Tacos' variant from Venezuela to sweep into Europe and shut us down until Christmas. Are you sure you're not confusing Covid variants with Android updates? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 23 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How is wearing a face mask in indoor public spaces "shutting us down"? Seems like vaccine roll outs and travel restrictions are working quite nicely compared to where we were this time last year - more tests, less positive cases, no country-wide lockdowns. Seems like you're just desperately hoping for something to whinge about. So you wanted flights from India to become restricted earlier, but also want to moan about things getting shut down? You seem to be a bit of a mewling, contradictory, cunt. If there's a strain that's a mutated variant in another country, you don't want it here. So you shut down travel to and from that country to stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Goober said: Are you sure you're not confusing Covid variants with Android updates? The androids are updated by the BBC on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: For someone who works for the NHS, its understanding of epidemiology and disease control and prevention seems to have been entirely informed by the Daily Express comments section. I struggle to believe that this fucker has accumulated 30 odd years of medical training and knowledge, its ignorance is astounding. So you don't think suspending flights from India to stop the spread of this variant to here don't make sense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: If there's a strain that's a mutated variant in another country, you don't want it here. So you shut down travel too and from that country to stop it. Yeah, I agree with that part. But you literally just stated that you were against shutting down things. And you've ignored the part where I asked how extending the time we have to wear masks equates to shutting anything down - please explain in your next reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, Goober said: Are you sure you're not confusing Covid variants with Android updates? I was disappointed when they switched to a numeric convention in 2019, meaning that there is now no chance of Curly Wurly taking the world by storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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