Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I probably could push a button, but I don't think I would. The loss of the whole South East is more collateral damage than I'm comfortable with. Bawsnet became self aware on august 29th 1997. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 5 hours ago, Neil said: Not my bag, the 2nd best thing Ponce ever did was from 3.30 in this. Pretentious little prick but he had some talent. The best thing he did? Die. Songs from the big chair. 1984. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: I’m too sharp for the fucking lot of you. I’ve selfishly entertained over the past couple of days, and I know for certain that you’ve enjoyed my company as much as the rest of the board. If you were honest with yourself, I’d be topping the leaderboard by now. Considering your current artificially inflated position on The Leaderboard is due to well over a third of your 'likes' coming from fan boys DC and Pen, I would consider winding your neck in if I were you. You're still as rubbish as ever, but your increased presence has given the sycophantic flies ample opportunity to flock to the more numerous nuggets of total shit that you have deposited recently. I'll give you credit when it's due, but the outpouring of absolute fucking bollocks you have generated over the past week or so is a 6/10 at best. And you know it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Considering your current artificially inflated position on The Leaderboard is due to well over a third of your 'likes' coming from fan boys DC and Pen, I would consider winding your neck in if I were you. You're still as rubbish as ever, but your increased presence has given the sycophantic flies ample opportunity to flock to the more numerous nuggets of total shit that you have deposited recently. I'll give you credit when it's due, but the outpouring of absolute fucking bollocks you have generated over the past week or so is a 6/10 at best. And you know it. A fair an honest appraisal. I'll take 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: A fair an honest appraisal. I'll take 6. Retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I probably could push a button, but I don't think I would. The loss of the whole South East is more collateral damage than I'm comfortable with. That’s what would happen if pen and gyps went out for 10 pints and a madras then farted at the same time lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Songs from the big chair. 1984. You utter homosexual The shittest music of all time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That’s what would happen if pen and gyps went out for 10 pints and a madras then farted at the same time lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Considering your current artificially inflated position on The Leaderboard is due to well over a third of your 'likes' coming from fan boys DC and Pen, I would consider winding your neck in if I were you. You're still as rubbish as ever, but your increased presence has given the sycophantic flies ample opportunity to flock to the more numerous nuggets of total shit that you have deposited recently. I'll give you credit when it's due, but the outpouring of absolute fucking bollocks you have generated over the past week or so is a 6/10 at best. And you know it. You’re taking this leaderboard thing far too seriously. Several weeks ago I was one of the ‘Decimus minions,’ Remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: A fair an honest appraisal. I’ll take 6. I’ll be you’ve taken more than 6 in your time. Im not talking about inches of cock up yer arse but 6 angry darkies as once 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ll be you’ve taken more than 6 in your time. Im not talking about inches of cock up yer arse but 6 angry darkies as once There was a time when Frank would have verbally dismantled you for that. But alas, those days are in the past. He's the equivalent of Lola from Manilow's Copacabana. Back in the day, the doyen of the Corner, the colossus. But now, sitting at the bar, blind drunk, faded feathers in his hair, skinny legs dangling off the bar stool, regaling any poor cunt who ventures near of his halcyon days on the corner. Its fucking sad. Actually, it fucking isn't. It's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: There was a time when Frank would have verbally dismantled you for that. But alas, those days are in the past. He's the equivalent of Lola from Manilow's Copacabana. Back in the day, the doyen of the Corner, the colossus. But now, sitting at the bar, blind drunk, faded feathers in his hair, skinny legs dangling off the bar stool, regaling any poor cunt who ventures near of his halcyon days on the corner. Its fucking sad. Actually, it fucking isn't. It's funny Similar to a fading celebrity. I remember when I was mistaken for Kenny Lynch and ended up playing in a charity football match. Bjork was team captain and put me in midfield with Helen Shapiro and Cliff Lazarenko. Happy times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Similar to a fading celebrity. I remember when I was mistaken for Kenny Lynch and ended up playing in a charity football match. Bjork was team captain and put me in midfield with Helen Shapiro and Cliff Lazarenko. Happy times. Silly sod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Similar to a fading celebrity. I remember when I was mistaken for Kenny Lynch and ended up playing in a charity football match. Bjork was team captain and put me in midfield with Helen Shapiro and Cliff Lazarenko. Happy times. Tank tops for goalposts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Tank tops for goalposts? Small boys in the park.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Small boys in the park.. Reported 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported Good call. I hope that cunt gets the cooler. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 9 hours ago, Frank said: Songs from the big chair. 1984. You are exactly to the corner, as what Curt Smith provided in terms of musical talent to Tears for Fears. The Jason Orange or Bez, if you want a more accurate comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 Haircut 100,Nick Kershaw,Matthew Wilder,Bucks Fizz,Kylie Minogue,ABC,Kid Creole,Paul Young,Heaven 17,Whitney Houston,Orchestral Manure In The Dark,Soft Cell,Pet Sop Boys,how fucking high can you pile shit I rest my case.Fuck Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You utter homosexual The shittest music of all time Erm…Roland’s a close personal friend of mine. Knock it off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Erm…Roland’s a close personal friend of mine. Knock it off. That's not even the best Roland. The one from Fine Young Cannibals was far superior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's not even the best Roland. The one from Fine Young Cannibals was far superior. Yes, he was also immortal, until Duncan McLeod chopped his head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported Quality. Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, he was also immortal, until Duncan McLeod chopped his head off. Was he Immortal, Invisible God Only Wise?, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 22 hours ago, Frank said: Songs from the big chair. The electric chair with any luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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