Trade deals post Brexit

[Dyslexic cnut]

30 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

The MkIV was called the TD cortina over here, and was identical apart from it being offered with the home grown 3.3 and 4.1 litre in line 6 engines. Even in standard form they had enough sniff to flex the chassis, then some brave/stupid cunts threw turbos on them. A mate had a Mk3 Corty with a 4.1 with Weber’s and a cam. Was a wheel spin machine.

Seen this cunt?

https://www.whichcar.com.au/features/full-feature-stealth-blown-v8-powered-1970-ford-cortina

[Roadkill]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Seen this cunt?

https://www.whichcar.com.au/features/full-feature-stealth-blown-v8-powered-1970-ford-cortina

I don't know which is crazier, a 1300kg car from the 70's with 500HP, or the fact that the mad bastard has a white leather interior in something he probably spends every day up to his elbows in oil and transmission fluid (things an automatic). I'd certainly want a go, but I'd probably crash the thing with all of my willpower and concentration focused simply on holding my bowels shut.

[Dyslexic cnut]

20 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I don't know which is crazier, a 1300kg car from the 70's with 500HP, or the fact that the mad bastard has a white leather interior in something he probably spends every day up to his elbows in oil and transmission fluid (things an automatic). I'd certainly want a go, but I'd probably crash the thing with all of my willpower and concentration focused simply on holding my bowels shut.

If you zoom in on the Jap leather passenger’s seat you can definitely see what looks very much like sweet-corn kernels…probably.

[Last Cunt Standing]

So the maths is in, then. The tariff changes mean the UK consumer will save 8% off vegemite, or 20p off an average bottle of Australian wine. Average saving per UK household? £1 per year. A drop in the proverbial wine lake, you might say.

Fucking shambles. Open laughter on our evening news tonight about the dropped bin bag of custard who thinks he is Winston Churchill 2.0. 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I don't know which is crazier, a 1300kg car from the 70's with 500HP, or the fact that the mad bastard has a white leather interior in something he probably spends every day up to his elbows in oil and transmission fluid (things an automatic). I'd certainly want a go, but I'd probably crash the thing with all of my willpower and concentration focused simply on holding my bowels shut.

'The last of the V8 interceptors... would've been a shame to blow it up.'

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

So the maths is in, then. The tariff changes mean the UK consumer will save 8% off vegemite, or 20p off an average bottle of Australian wine. Average saving per UK household? £1 per year. A drop in the proverbial wine lake, you might say.

Fucking shambles. Open laughter on our evening news tonight about the dropped bin bag of custard who thinks he is Winston Churchill 2.0. 

Convicts with tv’s? World’s gone to shit.

[White Cunt]

7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

So the maths is in, then. The tariff changes mean the UK consumer will save 8% off vegemite, or 20p off an average bottle of Australian wine. Average saving per UK household? £1 per year. A drop in the proverbial wine lake, you might say.

Fucking shambles. Open laughter on our evening news tonight about the dropped bin bag of custard who thinks he is Winston Churchill 2.0. 

That’s just too kind - this is a bad case of eagle’s diarrhoea.

[King Billy]

On 15/06/2021 at 14:52, Last Cunt Standing said:

So the maths is in, then. The tariff changes mean the UK consumer will save 8% off vegemite, or 20p off an average bottle of Australian wine. Average saving per UK household? £1 per year. A drop in the proverbial wine lake, you might say.

Fucking shambles. Open laughter on our evening news tonight about the dropped bin bag of custard who thinks he is Winston Churchill 2.0. 

I applied to emigrate to Oz a few years ago Doc. Fucked it up on question 4 of the application form, after name, address and date of birth. 

4. Do you have a criminal record?

I put down ‘no’ but without thinking added..’Is that still a requirement?’ 

[Prints Harry]

On 15/06/2021 at 14:52, Last Cunt Standing said:

So the maths is in, then. The tariff changes mean the UK consumer will save 8% off vegemite, or 20p off an average bottle of Australian wine. Average saving per UK household? £1 per year. A drop in the proverbial wine lake, you might say.

Fucking shambles. Open laughter on our evening news tonight about the dropped bin bag of custard who thinks he is Winston Churchill 2.0. 

I bet that some of the laughs were hollow ones followed by nervous twitching. Worth remembering that there will be cunts making money out of this even it is worth fuck all to the average cunt.

[Witheredscrote]

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

I applied to emigrate to Oz a few years ago Doc. Fucked it up on question 4 of the application form, after name, address and date of birth. 

4. Do you have a criminal record?

I put down ‘no’ but without thinking added..’Is that still a requirement?’ 

First time I've heard that one this month. You stupid cunt.

[Last Cunt Standing]

On 04/08/2021 at 06:17, King Billy said:

I applied to emigrate to Oz a few years ago Doc. Fucked it up on question 4 of the application form, after name, address and date of birth. 

4. Do you have a criminal record?

I put down ‘no’ but without thinking added..’Is that still a requirement?’ 

You’re Frank Carson and I claim my 5 Euros. 

Question 5, occupation, might also have had you foxed. “Whoremonger” and “Orangeman” are not on the skills shortage list. 

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

You’re Frank Carson and I claim my 5 Euros. 

Question 5, occupation, might also have had you foxed. “Whoremonger” and “Orangeman” are not on the skills shortage list. 

I wouldn’t wish Australia on my worst enemy right now Doc. Talk about authoritarian tyranny. It’s spreading across the country faster than the batflu mate. No doubt you’ll claim to have no idea what I’m on about but that’s up to you.

[King Billy]

14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

First time I've heard that one this month. You stupid cunt.

Hearing from you once a month is once more than I’d choose, you grumpy, whinging old cunt. Goodnight and fuck off.

[Last Cunt Standing]

22 hours ago, King Billy said:

I wouldn’t wish Australia on my worst enemy right now Doc. Talk about authoritarian tyranny. It’s spreading across the country faster than the batflu mate. No doubt you’ll claim to have no idea what I’m on about but that’s up to you.

No tyranny here, or COVID for that matter. Lovely walk in winter sunshine and a crisp glass of white this evening. Gladys and her shitshow are letting us all down, but it’s 3000 miles away so fuck it. As you’d expect I’m double jabbed anyway. 

I see on the news just now that the Home Office says 482 migrants made it over the Channel yesterday, a new daily record. I’ll just leave that there.

Looks a bit cloudy over Trent Bridge today. Swinging like Shergars’ cock out there.

[Witheredscrote]

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

No tyranny here, or COVID for that matter. Lovely walk in winter sunshine and a crisp glass of white this evening. Gladys and her shitshow are letting us all down, but it’s 3000 miles away so fuck it. As you’d expect I’m doubled jabbed anyway. 

I see on the news just now that the Home Office says 482 migrants made it over the Channel yesterday, a new daily record. I’ll just leave that there.

Looks a bit cloudy over Trent Bridge today. Swinging like Shergars’ cock out there.

I would if I were you.  I'm trying to source 12,000 rubber  inflatables for next week, it isn't easy.

[Cuntybaws]

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I see on the news just now that the Home Office says 482 migrants made it over the Channel yesterday, a new daily record. I’ll just leave that there.

Why, exactly? I'm assuming your point isn't that Blighty is such an attractive post-Brexit destination that record numbers of people are literally risking life and limb to get there (rather than, say, fucking off to Australia instead.) 

[White Cunt]

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I would if I were you.  I'm trying to source 12,000 rubber  inflatables for next week, it isn't easy.

You utter bastard.

[Witheredscrote]

58 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

You utter bastard.

That is exactly what they call me when I charge  £4,000 per head, then hire them a lilo pump for an extra £10  أيها الوغد

[Stubby Pecker]

12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

That is exactly what they call me when I charge  £4,000 per head, then hire them a lilo pump for an extra £10  أيها الوغد

Do you deliver them straight to @Eddiewho puts them to work in his car wash empire? 
 
(after a some raping, obviously)

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

No tyranny here, or COVID for that matter. Lovely walk in winter sunshine and a crisp glass of white this evening.

‘First they came for the communists,

and I didn’t speak out.

Then they came for the socialists, 

and I didn’t speak out.

Then they came for the Jews,

and I didn’t speak out.

Then they came for me,

and there was no one left to speak out.’

Martin Niemöller 1892-1984.

Enjoy your ‘nice glass of white’ Doc, but you might want to remember that history has an uncanny habit of repeating itself while everyone looks the other way.

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

‘First they came for the communists,

and I didn’t speak out.

Then they came for the socialists, 

and I didn’t speak out.

Then they came for the Jews,

and I didn’t speak out.

Then they came for me,

and there was no one left to speak out.’

Martin Niemöller 1892-1984.

Enjoy your ‘nice glass of white’ Doc, but you might want to remember that history has an uncanny habit of repeating itself while everyone looks the other way.

First they put away the dealers
Keep our kids safe and off the streets
Then they put away the prostitutes
Keep married men cloistered at home
Then they shooed away the bums
Then they beat and bashed the queers
Turned away asylum-seekers
Fed us suspicions and fears
We didn't raise our voice
We didn't make a fuss
It's funny there was no one left to notice
When they came for us
 

 

Edited August 5, 2021 by Stubby Pecker
Hopefully they’ll come for the Catholics- everybody likes a good burn up

[King Billy]

18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

Edited 15 minutes ago by Stubby Pecker
Hopefully they’ll come for the Catholics- everybody likes a good burn up

Fenians don’t burn Stubbers.

First rule of bonfire making. 

‘Hey Johnny is that fucking thing lit yet? The 11th night was two fucking weeks ago.

Pull all those fenians off it you daft cunt. Sure everybody knows shite won’t burn.’

’So it won’t.’

[Witheredscrote]

2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Do you deliver them straight to @Eddiewho puts them to work in his car wash empire? 
 
(after a some raping, obviously)

Let me assure you, if Eddie had raped them, they wouldn't have realised it. Certain members wives have told me that he is hung like Frank.

[Prints Harry]

19 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Fenians don’t burn Stubbers.

First rule of bonfire making. 

‘Hey Johnny is that fucking thing lit yet? The 11th night was two fucking weeks ago.

Pull all those fenians off it you daft cunt. Sure everybody knows shite won’t burn.’

’So it won’t.’

Actually dried shite does burn and burns remarkably well which is why you are on fire.

[Last Cunt Standing]

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Why, exactly? I'm assuming your point isn't that Blighty is such an attractive post-Brexit destination that record numbers of people are literally risking life and limb to get there (rather than, say, fucking off to Australia instead.) 

You assume correctly. In “leaving it there”, I’m saying it’s for others to comment on the migrant data, as it’s no longer much to do with me, as I’ve been reminded countless times. The Ulsterman was making a point about the rise of authoritarian government here in Oz, my reply was an attempt to induce reflection on the state of his own Government, who’ve spent ten years and exhausted much effort telling every potbellied Daily Mailer that they would get immigration under control. The reality is they couldn’t direct traffic. Incompetence of course is the most obvious reason why conspiracy theories fall flat on their face; they assume a level of ability to deliver that no government seems capable of. 

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with the Niemoller quote. Perhaps another glass of wine? Chin chin.