scotty Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 8 hours ago, Goober said: mad as a bag of badgers, Going off at a tangent, on the original Sickipedia forums there was an absolute royal pisshead going by the name Worm Soup. He'd occasionally bemoan his drunken lot and recount the problems his inebriation had resulted in, one was getting beaten up by a chip shop owner. He'd drunkenly pissed on the chippie window while staggering home from the pub, which was bad enough, but he'd forgotten in his stupor that he'd gone into the chippie and was pissing on the window from the inside. Another, and he posted photos of his quite horrific injuries, was getting into a fight with a badger. On his way to the boozer, already four sheets to the wind, this badger was standing in his path "looking at him funny". So naturally he tried to shift it. The results were a spectacular win for the badger and a trip to A and E for Wormy after he collapsed through the pub doorway demanding a pint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Never a member of that name .. there was the "Dave the worm nom" though by Alfie Noakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 12 hours ago, Bubba C said: That’s the weird cunt. Isn’t he the one who had a hammer fetish and threatened to torture people who didn’t find him funny? Fender doesn't just like his hammers. He has hatchets, knives and chisels, too. I'm sure there's a picture in the gallery somewhere of his personal armoury. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fender doesn't just like his hammers. He has hatchets, knives and chisels, too. I'm sure there's a picture in the gallery somewhere of his personal armoury. Wow. What a sinister cunt. The only thing more concerning than this is eric’s gun room. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's just the alarm that goes off at @Cuntybaws house if his wife attempts to smuggle any fruit or vegetables in with the Buckfast and instant batter mix. A mistake she only ever made once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 53 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You don't have to be a graphologist to deduce from this that we're dealing with the sort of sick cunt who carves his initials into fresh cat shit. For the safety of small animals and kids everywhere, I wish you'd killed this cunt, Eddie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: You don't have to be a graphologist to deduce from this that we're dealing with the sort of sick cunt who carves his initials into fresh cat shit. For the safety of small animals and kids everywhere, I wish you'd killed this cunt, Eddie. I think poor Eddie might have ended up missing a few fingers, maybe his nose if the fight had happened. Fender is an angry person, with knives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think poor Eddie might have ended up missing a few fingers, maybe his nose if the fight had happened. Fender is an angry person, with knives. Don't forget though that Eddie single handedly beat up three 12 year olds who got lairy in a pub car park. If we're talking pure down syndrome rage power, how about the perpetually angry Bill Stickers? Although he'd likely have the bone density of a sparrow due to an exclusive diet of mung beans, as a far left mouthpiece, he's no doubt tooled up to fuck with devices from The Anarchist Cook Book. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 43 minutes ago, Decimus said: You don't have to be a graphologist to deduce from this that we're dealing with the sort of sick cunt who carves his initials into fresh cat shit. For the safety of small animals and kids everywhere, I wish you'd killed this cunt, Eddie. I would have made mince meat of Fender, easy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Wow. What a sinister cunt. The only thing more concerning than this is eric’s gun room. That's not sinister. One of those knives is 'Franklin Mint'. That's fucking gay, and I told him so at the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's not sinister. One of those knives is 'Franklin Mint'. That's fucking gay, and I told him so at the time. That the fixed blade one where you told him off for the pig-metal craftsmanship or the magazine-bought pretend Native American foldy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Don't forget though that Eddie single handedly beat up three 12 year olds who got lairy in a pub car park. If we're talking pure down syndrome rage power, how about the perpetually angry Bill Stickers? Although he'd likely have the bone density of a sparrow due to an exclusive diet of mung beans, as a far left mouthpiece, he's no doubt tooled up to fuck with devices from The Anarchist Cook Book. Fucking hell, Eduardo’s saving a damsel in distress story. All we need now is The Pub Landlord aka Manky to stop beating his wife for 5 minutes to return and get angry when someone says the Invictus games is for mongs, and it’ll feel like home again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fucking hell, Eduardo’s saving a damsel in distress story. All we need now is The Pub Landlord aka Manky to stop beating his wife for 5 minutes to return and get angry when someone says the Invictus games is for mongs, and it’ll feel like home again. I believe Manky's dead, Bubs. 😢 RIP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 25 minutes ago, Bubba C said: All we need now is The Pub Landlord aka Manky to stop beating his wife for 5 minutes 25 years service man and boy in the Royal Lancastrian Potato Peeling Corps left Manky a post-traumatic, dribbling mess. A single glance from a Pakistani would be enough to make the racist old cunt take his old service spud gun off the mantlepiece and start shooting up The Arndale Centre. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: That the fixed blade one where you told him off for the pig-metal craftsmanship or the magazine-bought pretend Native American foldy? The red indian one. The other one is a mild steel piece of tourist, wall-hanger shit that someone's taken wire wool to and stripped the cheap chrome off. You can see the copper plate they use as a sticking agent for the chrome. I wouldn't use it as a tent peg. Nice hatchet though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: 25 years service man and boy in the Royal Lancastrian Potato Peeling Corps left Manky a post-traumatic, dribbling mess. A single glance from a Pakistani would be enough to make the racist old cunt take his old service spud gun off the mantlepiece and start shooting up The Arndale Centre. Imagine spouting off like he did when his greatest achievement was achieving Junior Private of Potato Squadron in the merchant navy, the Uncle Albert cunt. I’m glad he’s dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Imagine spouting off like he did when his greatest achievement was achieving Junior Private of Potato Squadron in the merchant navy, the Uncle Albert cunt. I’m glad he’s dead. He was a fucking cyclist too, the worst kind of cunt on the entire planet, which is saying something when said planet also contains Muslims, poofs, and scousers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Imagine spouting off like he did when his greatest achievement was achieving Junior Private of Potato Squadron in the merchant navy, the Uncle Albert cunt. I’m glad he’s dead. Do you miss Ding, recounting tales of big titted office juniors giggling cheekily as he pinched their arses? fookin gaggin for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you miss Ding, recounting tales of big titted office juniors giggling cheekily as he pinched their arses? fookin gaggin for it. Old Ding Juan Demarco. The northern Walter Mitty, with alligator thick skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Old Ding Juan Demarco. The northern Walter Mitty, with alligator thick skin. DingHasFuckedOff. DingIsBack. DingTheDoggie. DingTheRioja. DingTheHarveyFuckingWeinstein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: DingTheHarveyFuckingWeinstein. They must have a loose definition of what's right and wrong ooop north if they let the Pontefract Pouncer sit on an ethics committee. Can you imagine the fucking minutes? They'd read like the script to 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner' if you could see the letters through all the cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: DingHasFuckedOff. DingIsBack. DingTheDoggie. DingTheRioja. DingTheHarveyFuckingWeinstein. DingDongtheWitchIsDead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, scotty said: DingDongtheWitchIsDead. Restaurant pianist from 'The Naked Gun'? 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 3 hours ago, scotty said: I believe Manky's dead, Bubs. 😢 RIP. Some quality cunting here in this trip down memory lane But I agree; Manky must be dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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