Decimus Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 8 hours ago, Paulie said: Apparently Southend is going to be a city in honour of the man. Fair enough I suppose. It was good enough for Rome, which was also founded after some cunt shivved another cunt. I wonder what legacy Southend will leave the world in 2000 years time? Record high rates of teenage pregnancies and Chlamydia infections and Dom fucking Littlewood. It's hardly aqueducts and Marcus Aurelius. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: It was good enough for Rome, which was also founded after some cunt shivved another cunt. I wonder what legacy Southend will leave the world in 2000 years time? Record high rates of teenage pregnancies and Chlamydia infections and Dom fucking Littlewood. It's hardly aqueducts and Marcus Aurelius. What did the geezers ever do for us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, that’s cruel. I thought you’d appreciate a cream tea and some civilised discourse, even if was just a pretext for cloning your phone and your bank cards. I’m doubly disappointed now that the incendiary device I left in your bin failed to go off. You left it in old Mrs Walker's bin at PlaInmoor .. it did not go off but the poor dear died of a heart attack when she saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, that’s cruel. I thought you’d appreciate a cream tea and some civilised discourse, even if was just a pretext for cloning your phone and your bank cards. I’m doubly disappointed now that the incendiary device I left in your bin failed to go off. Who was the 6'3" tall mid 30s cunt with the black hair and neatly groomed black beard who was taking photos of the insects on the sedum spectabile? He looked really peeved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What did the geezers ever do for us? Bearing in mind that they were great civilsers or civilizers, there seem to be a lot of places where the locals held out against them and indeed fought them off for years on end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Clavo said: Bearing in mind that they were great civilsers or civilizers, there seem to be a lot of places where the locals held out against them and indeed fought them off for years on end Considering the height of military equipment was the fucking onager catapult and the fastest way to send messages letting the cunts in charge know the locals have started sharpening sticks again was a cunt on horseback, I reckon they did OK. Better than the Yanks can manage today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What did the geezers ever do for us? Hengist Pod invented the wheel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 7 hours ago, Frank said: New audience, same old monotonous routine. Idiot. What an unexpected irony. You boring, repetitive fucking cunt. On 15/10/2021 at 13:27, Frank said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What an unexpected irony. You boring, repetitive fucking cunt. That's one thing you'll never ever grasp, Wolfie. Timing. Characterless fucking dog-end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, Frank said: That's one thing you'll never ever grasp, Wolfie. Timing. Characterless fucking dog-end. Right on cue, hungry little stickleback. Moving beyond the Rocky theme, how about a fresh nomination (which doesn't involve you), or don't you know how to change the record? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Right on cue, hungry little stickleback. Moving beyond the Rocky theme, how about a fresh nomination (which doesn't involve you), or don't you know how to change the record? I will give your due @Wolfie .. irony and humour along with having a memory are not your strong points. I am guessing that your needle is stuck in the same grove though .. best if you go outside and check that no one has stolen the sheep or chickens and hopefully you fall head first into the slurry lagoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hengist Pod invented the wheel. His wife Senna, invented the constipation treatment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: His wife Senna, invented the constipation treatment Watch the first five minutes of 'Carry On Cleo' and it all makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Watch the first five minutes of 'Carry On Cleo' and it all makes sense. I've seen it. Numourous times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Even a forged QR code has to have an expiry date imbedded within otherwise its an immediate red flag Who said anything about a ‘forged’ QR code? I certainly didn’t. Nothing whatsoever ‘forged’ about the documents (digital and physical) which Ive travelled to Hungary, Spain and back with, without any problem whatsoever. Do try to keep up. I’m sure someone’s interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 18 hours ago, Paulie said: Apparently Southend is going to be a city in honour of the man. Fair enough I suppose. Here's another thought, how about interning every single fucking mudslime on the watchlist, or better yet, send them to Syria so Assad can play Operation without the annoying buzzer. Fucking sky fairy worshiping sub-primates. I know it’s probably unlikely to happen but Saddique Kunt should be told to fuck off back to whatever shithole his old man infested before he became a fucking bus driver, and Jaywick officially instated as the new capital city of England. Harvey Price could be given the mayorship initially, in case the ‘diversity’ mob start whining on, as they always do. Sag Aloo looks like shit and tastes even worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 9 hours ago, Frank said: @King Billy this perfectly sums you up, along with the majority of the board. I think it's time we met, Mrs R. I guess this is the end of our friendship then Frank? I have to say that ‘devastated’ doesn’t come close to describing how I feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Billy, you're a stereotypical Northern Irish proddy gobshite who can't keep his idiotic mouth shut. I suppose a quick fuck is out of the question then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: I know it’s probably unlikely to happen but Saddique Kunt should be told to fuck off back to whatever shithole his old man infested before he became a fucking bus driver, and Jaywick officially instated as the new capital city of England. Harvey Price could be given the mayorship initially, in case the ‘diversity’ mob start whining on, as they always do. Sag Aloo looks like shit and tastes even worse. Jaywick would be the perfect place for Harvey to be mayor. Imagine his acceptance speech - a load of incomprehensible spastic talk, swiftly followed by a waterfall of dribble, dropping his kecks and taking a dump in front of the town hall, before staggering back to his dear mammas pink range rover to fist her arsehole into next week like a sex-crazed human mudslide. He'd still be the most intelligent person in town though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Right on cue, hungry little stickleback. Moving beyond the Rocky theme, how about a fresh nomination (which doesn't involve you), or don't you know how to change the record? Jesus Christ. Alright then. Give me a topic. Anything you like... I’ll show you how it’s done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Jesus Christ. Alright then. Give me a topic. Anything you like... I’ll show you how it’s done. No you won't. You never do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 18 minutes ago, Frank said: Jesus Christ. Alright then. Give me a topic. Anything you like... I’ll show you how it’s done. No. It's got to be yours, right from inception. This is your baby. I honestly don't think you can do it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: No. It's got to be yours, right from inception. This is your baby. I honestly don't think you can do it. Cunts who wear ridiculously expensive faggot shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Cunts who wear ridiculously expensive faggot shoes. Good evening Gordon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Paulie said: a sex-crazed human mudslide. Paulie baby thats fukkin hilarious im going to steal that on you n not credit ya PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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