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11 hours ago, King Billy said:

All this never ending ‘Save the NHS’ by giving up your rights and fucking up the future for generations of young people, is becoming very very tiresome now. The uncriticisable  NHS which has currently 6% of its hospital beds occupied by patients with Covid, not necessarily that Covid is the reason they’re there. Just that they have tested positive while they’re in there for any number of reasons.

At the same time people are waiting on trolleys or outside A and E  in ambulances for 10 hours or more, GPs suspending most routine appointments to spend all day every day sticking needles in arms for £15 a shot, while the patients they’re legally contracted to look after have been told to fuck off and ring back next summer if they’re still alive.

The same NHS which is now headed by a woman with absolutely zero medical qualifications, who exaggerated the number of hospitalised Covid patients by tens of thousands in a TV interview a few weeks ago, and then claimed that she’d misunderstood the question when she was called out as the disingenuous cunt she showed herself to be on live TV.

The same NHS which has stood by silently and allowed 140,000 of their staff to be thrown to the wolves, for daring to insist on their right to refuse to be guinea pigs for the experimental vaccines.

The same NHS which has allowed an estimated 750,000 undiagnosed cancers to eat their way through the bodies of people who can’t see a doctor, and racked up a backlog of an estimated 14 million routine hospital procedures in 20 months of Covid insanity.

OK some of the tik tok synchronised dance videos have probably exhausted the poor boys, girls and the other 99 genders on the frontline but something is completely fucked up in our wonderful NHS in my opinion.

I just hope Chris Whittys autopsy is live streamed soon, while he’s still alive would be great.

The usual caveats apply...

On 12/12/2021 at 23:00, King Billy said:

Considering I made up the figures I quoted, loosely based on something I remembered reading or hearing  a week or so ago, it would appear that your ‘debunking’ of the said figures, is further proof (if any were needed), of your strange obsession with ‘factchecking’ everything I say. Just in case you were googling when you should have been listening, I’ll say it again just for you. ‘Some of the comments I post are what I believe to be fact, some are just things that I find interesting and don’t really care if they’re factual or not. The rest are just to make me laugh when I read your response the following day, contradicting what I already knew (as I’d posted it).’

Merry Googlemas 🎄

 

 

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9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

The usual caveats apply...

 

I don’t mean to cause you any mental turmoil, stress or even niggling thoughts of rapidly approaching obsolescence M’Lady, but it seems that your current obsession with   ‘fact-checking’ has been dealt a huge credibility blow today. Facebook, the self appointed guardians of truth and nemesis of misinformation in the 21st century, have today stated that the verdict on anything officially fact-checked on their garbage platform is nothing more than ‘OPINION’. 
Time for a different approach come the New Year maybe? as your ‘opinions’ aren’t really that interesting anyway. 😘

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13 hours ago, King Billy said:

I don’t mean to cause you any mental turmoil, stress or even niggling thoughts of rapidly approaching obsolescence M’Lady, but it seems that your current obsession with   ‘fact-checking’ has been dealt a huge credibility blow today. Facebook, the self appointed guardians of truth and nemesis of misinformation in the 21st century, have today stated that the verdict on anything officially fact-checked on their garbage platform is nothing more than ‘OPINION’. 
Time for a different approach come the New Year maybe? as your ‘opinions’ aren’t really that interesting anyway. 😘

It appears you've been reading two right-wing op-eds that have deliberately misconstrued the ongoing litigation between "libertarian" John Stossel and Facebook. Stossel's legal team, in an effort to halt "fact checking", contend that alleged factual misinformation is "opinion" and is therefore protected free speech. Facebook have made the point that if Stossel is going down that route, then it follows that the fact-checking is "opinion" and therefore be similarly treated as protected free speech. In fact Facebook make it clear that it's algorithms and human moderators do not intervene with individual expressions, opinion and debate nor with content that is clearly satirical or humorous. For those who do not know, Stossel is a poster boy for the Conspiracy Brethren and has previously advocated climate-change denial and the notion that second-hand tobacco smoke is not prejudicial to health.

Billy, seriously, I do not know why you squeal about post-scripted caveats, which after all, were authored by you, word for word. Whilst appreciating critical thinking is not your strong point, its hard to imagine a tighter corner that you have backed yourself into.

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Hear, hear

@Mrs Roopswind your fucking neck in with this dull shite, chuck billy in the cooler till Xmas. Same cell as punkape, that’ll fucking learn the cunt 

 

Mrs ‘Roopswind’ is quite correct. The cuntess is full of it…and piss. Morning…

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12 hours ago, Bubba C said:

16 pages of boring fucking bollocks. Give it a rest. 

 

5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Hear, hear

@Mrs Roopswind your fucking neck in with this dull shite, chuck billy in the cooler till Xmas. Same cell as punkape, that’ll fucking learn the cunt 

 

 

5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Mrs ‘Roopswind’ is quite correct. The cuntess is full of it…and piss. Morning…

Oi, Gurnos boy! Since your return all you seem to have done is involve yourself with mindless trash talk and reheating tired Corner clichés, consequently I am minded to include you in the next cull. The tantrum-prone, paranoid commando pebble-whisperer and the tidal pool minnow who alludes superficial point scoring to imaginary victories can whistle Dixie.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

 

 

Oi, Gurnos boy! Since your return all you seem to have done is involve yourself with mindless trash talk and reheating tired Corner clichés, consequently I am minded to include you in the next cull. The tantrum-prone, paranoid commando pebble-whisperer and the tidal pool minnow who alludes superficial point scoring to imaginary victories can whistle Dixie.

Since my return, I’ve posted more nominations than you, and, I haven’t engaged in anywhere near the level of tedious feuds that you have (psst, check out Rule 7 and then take a look in the mirror). 
 

This site is about cunting. I’ve abused stupid cunts, soppy cunts, drew the drunken cunt, cunts with shit bins, and even given proper some shite (which he took in the spirit it was intended). 
 

As for you, all you do is pick arguments, mostly get made to look like an idiot, but refuse to let anything go, ever, even when you’re well and truly beaten. It’s been going on for years and you still persist. 
 

I honestly don’t know what you expect of this site, because in your eyes, you’re far more erudite than anyone here, so why not take your hyper-intelligence and apply it to something more worthwhile? 
 

Why waste your time with us lowly peasants who could only dream (much like you do) of having such an incredible life? I forget how many careers you’ve had in specialist areas; but, as you’re a fucking know it all on every subject under the sun, my guess is that you’ve got degrees, masters and PHDs coming out of your growler (though I couldn’t see them in the pics). 
 

Give us a nomination, you tedious, humourless bore. 

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9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Mrs ‘Roopswind’ is quite correct. The cuntess is full of it…and piss. Morning…

DC, you may have noticed I've been conversing with the long deceased Alfie Noakes regarding various forms of curry.

You're probably not aware, but dead Alf was The Corner's foremost curry connoisseur until he was exposed as a disgusting plagiarist for lifting a Vivek Singh recipe directly from The Guardian. By Frank, no less.

This shit hasn't sat right with me for years. As a victim myself of chancing plagiarist JohnnyfuckingSaucepants, I absolutely despise people who do not credit original source material. That being said, I know you're a close personal friend of Vivek and was wondering if you would be so kind as to extend an apology on behalf of The Corner the next time you're round his for a mutton vindaloo. Please also extend my warmest regards to Cyrus Todiwala.

 

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1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

Since my return, I’ve posted more nominations than you, and, I haven’t engaged in anywhere near the level of tedious feuds that you have (psst, check out Rule 7 and then take a look in the mirror). 
 

This site is about cunting. I’ve abused stupid cunts, soppy cunts, drew the drunken cunt, cunts with shit bins, and even given proper some shite (which he took in the spirit it was intended). 
 

As for you, all you do is pick arguments, mostly get made to look like an idiot, but refuse to let anything go, ever, even when you’re well and truly beaten. It’s been going on for years and you still persist. 
 

I honestly don’t know what you expect of this site, because in your eyes, you’re far more erudite than anyone here, so why not take your hyper-intelligence and apply it to something more worthwhile? 
 

Why waste your time with us lowly peasants who could only dream (much like you do) of having such an incredible life? I forget how many careers you’ve had in specialist areas; but, as you’re a fucking know it all on every subject under the sun, my guess is that you’ve got degrees, masters and PHDs coming out of your growler (though I couldn’t see them in the pics). 
 

Give us a nomination, you tedious, humourless bore. 

I don’t take kindly to anyone having a pop at my Doris, although as it’s Welsh on Welsh abuse I will let it slide, but only this one time, stand down. 

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1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said:

I LIKE TURTLES

Having only been here 5 minutes myself, I am wary of overstepping the mark. This being said, I am already understanding the tedium of this kind of post. In all seriousness, please kill yourself immediately, with as much imagination as your tick sized mind can muster. If you would like a suggestion, please get a plane to Botswana and look for Gustav the crocodile, dangle chunks of venison from a trilby hat, and challenge him to a fight.

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37 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Apt as I imagine that your maggot is reminiscent of a baby terrapin without a shell, although I'd wager it's less shrivelled than your Wernicke-Karsakoff ravaged brain.

Drunken fucking cretin.

 

I post inane, random shite on occasions.

This boils the bells of certain garbage posters..even me. This latest attempt at cutting satire is about as hurtful as a Xmas card. From your...oops.......

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36 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

Having only been here 5 minutes myself, I am wary of overstepping the mark. This being said, I am already understanding the tedium of this kind of post. In all seriousness, please kill yourself immediately, with as much imagination as your tick sized mind can muster. If you would like a suggestion, please get a plane to Botswana and look for Gustav the crocodile, dangle chunks of venison from a trilby hat, and challenge him to a fight.

Wow,wow, it's OK. You're not Black!

 

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7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Oi, Gurnos boy! Since your return all you seem to have done is involve yourself with mindless trash talk and reheating tired Corner clichés, consequently I am minded to include you in the next cull.

I enjoy a good argument (and this thread has had several, of wildly different sorts) although I seldom participate seriously in any myself on the off-chance I might not win.

However, I can't say I'm comfortable when it descends into threats issued by a moderator. I presume you're joking, but you're better than that.

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

I enjoy a good argument (and this thread has had several, of wildly different sorts) although I seldom participate seriously in any myself on the off-chance I might not win.

However, I can't say I'm comfortable when it descends into threats issued by a moderator. I presume you're joking, but you're better than that.

No doubt she’ll say she was…or just ban me and prove me right. 

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6 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Since my return, I’ve posted more nominations than you, and, I haven’t engaged in anywhere near the level of tedious feuds that you have (psst, check out Rule 7 and then take a look in the mirror). 
 

This site is about cunting. I’ve abused stupid cunts, soppy cunts, drew the drunken cunt, cunts with shit bins, and even given proper some shite (which he took in the spirit it was intended). 
 

As for you, all you do is pick arguments, mostly get made to look like an idiot, but refuse to let anything go, ever, even when you’re well and truly beaten. It’s been going on for years and you still persist. 
 

I honestly don’t know what you expect of this site, because in your eyes, you’re far more erudite than anyone here, so why not take your hyper-intelligence and apply it to something more worthwhile? 
 

Why waste your time with us lowly peasants who could only dream (much like you do) of having such an incredible life? I forget how many careers you’ve had in specialist areas; but, as you’re a fucking know it all on every subject under the sun, my guess is that you’ve got degrees, masters and PHDs coming out of your growler (though I couldn’t see them in the pics). 
 

Give us a nomination, you tedious, humourless bore. 

Well, no PhD's thus far with or without the growler. Whilst I readily admit to waging a vendetta against BS masquerading as factual based analysis there has been no contravening of Rule 7 by myself. The primary purpose of the Corner is to nominate/discuss cunts of the world and not each other. You have been made aware of this many times so boyo, stay with the plan or bugger off.

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32 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, no PhD's thus far with or without the growler. Whilst I readily admit to waging a vendetta against BS masquerading as factual based analysis there has been no contravening of Rule 7 by myself. The primary purpose of the Corner is to nominate/discuss cunts of the world and not each other. You have been made aware of this many times so boyo, stay with the plan or bugger off.

Sometimes, not often but sometimes, you do actually post something I agree with.  Don't make too much of a habit of it though, eh? I've got have someone to dislike. It makes coming on here more entertaining. 

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9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

 

 

Oi, Gurnos boy! Since your return all you seem to have done is involve yourself with mindless trash talk and reheating tired Corner clichés, consequently I am minded to include you in the next cull. The tantrum-prone, paranoid commando pebble-whisperer and the tidal pool minnow who alludes superficial point scoring to imaginary victories can whistle Dixie.

Threatening punters with the boot because they dare to criticise you really is very, very poor form. Your constant bickering with Billy is beyond tedious- you might have noticed nobody else joins in. Surely with your massive brain you’d have learnt by now the claims he makes are either straight off the David Icke website or simply false just to wind you up.

Yes, like big hitters here I act a right cunt tell the mouth breathing flids to fuck right off, but my nomination output of late has been stellar.

Proper has recently taken a well deserved kicking for spouting his wacky quacky theories that the covid vaccine is unsafe and killing healthy athletes by the trillion. Lets hope it’s your turn next for this pointless diatribe with KB, your general know it all snooty attitude and last word tyranny, you insufferable broomstick driving crone 

 

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, no PhD's thus far with or without the growler. Whilst I readily admit to waging a vendetta against BS masquerading as factual based analysis there has been no contravening of Rule 7 by myself. The primary purpose of the Corner is to nominate/discuss cunts of the world and not each other. You have been made aware of this many times so boyo, stay with the plan or bugger off.

Great. So your point of nominating things worthy of cunting is completely void as you have nominated precisely fuck all, whilst continuing to harass Billy and DC. 
 

Do you think you might be taking this imaginary position of power a little too seriously? 

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