Roadkill Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Report away ..i mentioned no names..t'was you yourself that called out the individual in question..you'll do yourself an injury with all those conclusions you're jumping to decco baby..however ya may get away with this drumhead court martial without doing any bird yourself. PANZERMURPHYBABY You're drunk, aren't you? You're quoting Stubby, not Decimus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Report away.. i mentioned no names.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Yes you did. Just the wrong ones... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Just now, Roadkill said: You're drunk, aren't you? You're quoting Stubby, not Decimus. Nah too poor for midweek booze..saw the sixth finger n naturally assumed it was the decco baby..ive actually read it properly n amended me post* *names changer to protect the simple PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Nah too poor for midweek booze..saw the sixth finger n naturally assumed it was the decco baby..ive actually read it properly n amended me post* *names changer to protect the simple PANZERMURPHYBABY Ok, Panz, if you're not pissed please ring 999 or send a raven to the nearest witch doctor, or whatever it is you lot have in the way of medical care. You appear to be having a stroke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Well one paragraph of abuse looks very much like another one..they all have a certain sameness regardless of who typed em if ya see what i mean.. and me candle is a bit flickery in the aul shack ya see PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 16 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Nah too poor for midweek booze..saw the sixth finger n naturally assumed it was the decco baby..ive actually read it properly n amended me post* *names changer to protect the simple PANZERMURPHYBABY I think I can hear the Red Coats burning your cottage down, Panzybaby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I think I can hear the Red Coats burning your cottage down, Panzybaby! Id say the NHS got a tiny bit better when you left it gyppo baby..if what you post on here is anything to go on... PANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 I've considered the evidence and after also taking into account the disreputable nature of the plaintiff, find the defendant not guilty. @Frankyou exceeded your remit of shit-stirring by encroaching on my self-appointed role of Nonce Finder General. Consider yourself lucky that I don't find you in contempt of court for making a mockery of these proceedings. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I've considered the evidence and after also taking into account the disreputable nature of the plaintiff, find the defendant not guilty. @Frankyou exceeded your remit of shit-stirring by encroaching on my self-appointed role of Nonce Finder General. Consider yourself lucky that I don't find you in contempt of court for making a mockery of these proceedings. Can you make a ruling on compensation/costs your honour? He claims to be not short of a few bob tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 I suggest you excitable Herberts drop this nonce trial parody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I've considered the evidence and after also taking into account the disreputable nature of the plaintiff, find the defendant not guilty. @Frankyou exceeded your remit of shit-stirring by encroaching on my self-appointed role of Nonce Finder General. Consider yourself lucky that I don't find you in contempt of court for making a mockery of these proceedings. Just checking for future reference, does the double jeopardy rule apply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I've considered the evidence and after also taking into account the disreputable nature of the plaintiff, find the defendant not guilty. @Frankyou exceeded your remit of shit-stirring by encroaching on my self-appointed role of Nonce Finder General. Consider yourself lucky that I don't find you in contempt of court for making a mockery of these proceedings. Would it be out of place for me to quote a well known phrase which I can't remember the first bit of, "............,to know one" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I suggest you excitable Herberts drop this nonce trial parody. Punish the squalid little fuck then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 55 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Would it be out of place for me to quote a well known phrase which I can't remember the first bit of, "............,to know one" Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 11 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Id say the NHS got a tiny bit better when you left it gyppo baby..if what you post on here is anything to go on... PANZERMURPHYBABY My ancestor was killed at the siege of Drogheda. He was fucking some milkmaid in the field next door and went and complained about the noise. So he did! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 11 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Well one paragraph of abuse looks very much like another one..they all have a certain sameness regardless of who typed em if ya see what i mean.. If I can say one thing in your defence, it would be that you're fairly unique. No one could mistake your tra-la-la-leeing, Loony Tunes Leprechaun shite as English. Speaking of which, if you despise your former overlords so much, why don't you drop the piss poor imitation of their language and start communicating in whatever garbled, phlegmatic bollocks passes as a language over there? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported. You twat, you jump to conclusions quicker than Tony Blair in the Middle East. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You twat, you jump to conclusions quicker than Tony Blair in the Middle East. You seem to be commenting rather a lot recently, Drew. Have you completed all of your 'money-saving' boiler repairs this side of Christmas, freeing your time to hit the Frosty Jack's non-stop for the coming month? Wanker. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You seem to be commenting rather a lot recently, Drew. Have you completed all of your 'money-saving' boiler repairs this side of Christmas, freeing your time to hit the Frosty Jack's non-stop for the coming month? You're a few hours too late, Wolf. He'll be more pissed than Sidney Poitier's mattress by now. Bump the thread again at about 6am tomorrow when he's on the shake-shifters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: If I can say one thing in your defence, it would be that you're fairly unique. No one could mistake your tra-la-la-leeing, Loony Tunes Leprechaun shite as English. Speaking of which, if you despise your former overlords so much, why don't you drop the piss poor imitation of their language and start communicating in whatever garbled, phlegmatic bollocks passes as a language over there? Dont be moanin at me because the roops baby shut down yer night of the long knives circus... ya ink pad nazi ya PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 On 13/12/2021 at 13:37, Rev said: I think it fair to say that a discerning bastard like myself is driven by pragmatism, hence, I'd fuck the piss out of her until her paraurethral ducts resembled a pair of weather-beaten ghillie's waders. Then I'd have her summarily executed. This is beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: You seem to be commenting rather a lot recently, Drew. Have you completed all of your 'money-saving' boiler repairs this side of Christmas, freeing your time to hit the Frosty Jack's non-stop for the coming month? Wanker. Must be a full moon. Evening cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 55 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Must be a full moon. Evening cunt. Not quite – had you bothered to quickly check you'd have seen the next full UK moon is just five days away. I can forgive you for being drunk, but not blatantly fucking clueless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 46 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Not quite – had you bothered to quickly check you'd have seen the next full UK moon is just five days away. I can forgive you for being drunk, but not blatantly fucking clueless. Drew's gone off prematurely? Well, there's a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Not quite – had you bothered to quickly check you'd have seen the next full UK moon is just five days away. I can forgive you for being drunk, but not blatantly fucking clueless. Every day is a Drewsday in the run up to the Christmas holidays. Keep your eyes peeled for further astronomical faux pas and generalised idiocy from the site's resident bottle bank dweller over the next two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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