camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 14 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You've got to put the 30 bottles of vodka you consume each fortnight in the bottom of the recycling bin, otherwise it's top heavy and will blow over. Hate vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 @Cunty BigBollox is that you in the suit, staggering around pissed (2nd to fall)... people were told to stay in yet you couldn't resist the pub could you. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 As we speak, 3 dead Hardly on the scale of what the poor dusky cunts get in the tropics is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: As we speak, 3 dead Hardly on the scale of what the poor dusky cunts get in the tropics is it? Let me guess Wall, Tree and Drowned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 On 18/02/2022 at 13:45, Dead Penelope said: TBH I hope that as many stupid cunts as possible are out at the sea front and walking their dogs .. hopefully Drew is also out there swigging from his bottle of Sainburys cider. Pen I am worried about the caravan in my garden…. it wasn’t there yesterday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Pen I am worried about the caravan in my garden…. it wasn’t there yesterday! Is there a new Range Rover with it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 On 18/02/2022 at 18:02, camberwell gypsy said: I looked out to see my recycling bin on its side. I'm devastated. I'm thinking of getting Adele to write a song about it. Rolling in the street? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 7 hours ago, Eddie said: Pen I am worried about the caravan in my garden…. it wasn’t there yesterday! Does it have Hector -2 roof lights, stylish ash-framed furniture with scatter cushions with the matching shag pile covering? If it does, it's me mams! I'll send the boys round to pick it up tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does it have Hector -2 roof lights, stylish ash-framed furniture with scatter cushions with the matching shag pile covering? If it does, it's me mams! I'll send the boys round to pick it up tomorrow. I'm actually expecting 'the boys' round mine tomorrow, if you can expect a cold call, where they tell me about all of the loose roof tiles I've now got and how they can fix them for £4500 each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm actually expecting 'the boys' round mine tomorrow, if you can expect a cold call, where they tell me about all of the loose roof tiles I've now got and how they can fix them for £4500 each. A bargain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: A bargain No it ain't, it's a rip off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, ProfB said: No it ain't, it's a rip off. Hello ProfB, I'm so glad you're here posting this evening and that Storm Eunice never blew you off of a mountain somewhere, which would have resulted in your death. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: No it ain't, it's a rip off. Clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 Been listening to fat cow Shelagh Fogarty on LBC this afternoon and what an embarrassment... cunts ringing in worried about the possible 40c heat wave coming soon. Why do we entertain stupidity and encourage it? It's a bit of hot weather... so fucking what, stay out of the sun and drink a lot of water. These are the same stupid, worrying, lacking common sense idiots that will phone in again when there is ice on the pavement. Now, obviously some people (elderly, ill, and soon to be dead anyway) are going to end up dead and thats a shame... It's the 'died on a mountain', 'whilst out walking' or piss head, fat cunt Terry who sat in the beer garden too long and died types that need to be dead. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Been listening to fat cow Shelagh Fogarty on LBC this afternoon and what an embarrassment... cunts ringing in worried about the possible 40c heat wave coming soon. Why do we entertain stupidity and encourage it? It's a bit of hot weather... so fucking what, stay out of the sun and drink a lot of water. These are the same stupid, worrying, lacking common sense idiots that will phone in again when there is ice on the pavement. Now, obviously some people (elderly, ill, and soon to be dead anyway) are going to end up dead and thats a shame... It's the 'died on a mountain', 'whilst out walking' or piss head, fat cunt Terry who sat in the beer garden too long and died types that need to be dead. Lol. What a fucking pig ugly cunt it is too. It’s always going on about the dangers that ‘women and girls’ face 24/7 from ‘predatory men’ who are according to her, lurking in every shadow ready to pounce. Has she ever looked in the fucking mirror? Obviously not, or maybe she’s writhing around on her seat in the LBC studio with a set of love eggs up her arse and James O’Briens saliva soaked microphone rammed up her middle aged and still virgin klunge, hoping that some deranged weirdo will be listening and follow her home with his dick hanging out if she offers him enough cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 8 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Been listening to fat cow Shelagh Fogarty on LBC this afternoon and what an embarrassment... cunts ringing in worried about the possible 40c heat wave coming soon. Why do we entertain stupidity and encourage it? It's a bit of hot weather... so fucking what, stay out of the sun and drink a lot of water. These are the same stupid, worrying, lacking common sense idiots that will phone in again when there is ice on the pavement. Now, obviously some people (elderly, ill, and soon to be dead anyway) are going to end up dead and thats a shame... It's the 'died on a mountain', 'whilst out walking' or piss head, fat cunt Terry who sat in the beer garden too long and died types that need to be dead. Lol. What fucks me off is the climate change bullshit we're getting fed at the moment. Last summer was shit. It was throw a six to start weather. Three days of 77 degrees and then 4 days of rain. Now we have a nice bit of hot weather and its armageddon. The only cunts who will die are pensioners who walk around in heavy coats. Well that's Darwinism in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What fucks me off is the climate change bullshit we're getting fed at the moment. Last summer was shit. It was throw a six to start weather. Three days of 77 degrees and then 4 days of rain. Now we have a nice bit of hot weather and its armageddon. The only cunts who will die are pensioners who walk around in heavy coats. Well that's Darwinism in my opinion. Most of the old snuffers will keel over on their way to the Post Office to tax their 1964 Hillman Imp which has only done 2000 miles from new, or the jewellers to get a new battery in their travel clock, ready for their Saga coach trip to Clapton next August. Six layers underneath their full length woolen coat, scarf, sheepskin hat and mittens in case the weather turns bad mid journey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 17/02/2022 at 20:44, Eric Cuntman said: If any black people are killed it will be because Eunice is a racist. 'Storm Enoch'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 15/07/2022 at 23:53, camberwell gypsy said: What fucks me off is the climate change bullshit we're getting fed at the moment. Last summer was shit. It was throw a six to start weather. Three days of 77 degrees and then 4 days of rain. Now we have a nice bit of hot weather and its armageddon. The only cunts who will die are pensioners who walk around in heavy coats. Well that's Darwinism in my opinion. The temperatures fell when we adopted Celsius a typical summer's day would be around 75 degrees now with Celsius it is fucking freezing somewhere around 25 degrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 26 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: The temperatures fell when we adopted Celsius a typical summer's day would be around 75 degrees now with Celsius it is fucking freezing somewhere around 25 degrees. Give it a rest, you blue-rinsed Mr Magoo, Hayley Cropper fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Give it a rest, you blue-rinsed Mr Magoo, Hayley Cropper fucking idiot. Are you on the white lightening again Duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Are you on the white lightening again Duck? Cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 36 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: The temperatures fell when we adopted Celsius a typical summer's day would be around 75 degrees now with Celsius it is fucking freezing somewhere around 25 degrees. If your brain was the size of your bellend, you'd be offered a fellowship at the University of Cambridge to rewrite the laws of physics. Sadly for the rest of us, it's not. Stupid, pathetic comment from a substandard fucking idiot commenter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: If your brain was the size of your bellend, you'd be offered a fellowship at the University of Cambridge to rewrite the laws of physics. Sadly for the rest of us, it's not. Stupid, pathetic comment from a substandard fucking idiot commenter. As Scotty once said "Ye cannae change the laws of physics, cap'n"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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