Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Is your name Frank? Why do need to jump in all the time? Calm down and take a breather, this site will be the death of you if you're not careful. ‘Years’ though? 🤷🏿🤷🏿🤷🏿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Work failed to ramp up Killa. I’m back on the fags which has to stop. What’s the name of that chewing baccy again? Useless spare cock. Duckman won't be impressed with this lame display. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Work failed to ramp up Killa. I’m back on the fags which has to stop. What’s the name of that chewing baccy again? Would you consider taking up the drinking again? No hand wringing from me this time - its just that every single post you've made tonight has been shit stirring or sucking up to cunts. Now, those desperate enough are happy to let you continue down this route, because it means easy likes - but everyone can see what's going on - and I have to say, its embarrassing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Would you consider taking up the drinking again? No hand wringing from me this time - its just that every single post you've made tonight has been shit stirring or sucking up to cunts. Now, those desperate enough are happy to let you continue down this route, because it means easy likes - but everyone can see what's going on - and I have to say, its embarrassing. Just the name of the fuckin baccy. The new wife is tired of the phlegm on her back in the morning. An old friend asking for help. Have a heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Would you consider taking up the drinking again? No hand wringing from me this time - its just that every single post you've made tonight has been shit stirring or sucking up to cunts. Now, those desperate enough are happy to let you continue down this route, because it means easy likes - but everyone can see what's going on - and I have to say, its embarrassing. Embarrassing indeed. The man's clearly nothing but an ameture. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Just the name of the fuckin baccy. The new wife is tired of the phlegm on her back in the morning. An old friend asking for help. Have a heart. I think the last thing you need right now is yet another coping mechanism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 Another late night classic @Dyslexic cnutmeltdown in progress. I hate your guts DC but you do make me genuinely laugh at you, you're off you're rocker old chap lol, serious question DC, what are you on? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Just the name of the fuckin baccy. The new wife is tired of the phlegm on her back in the morning. An old friend asking for help. Have a heart. Fuck me gently for a month solid, you have lost the plot that you never had in the first place. I feel you need a break as you're utter useless with out the duck to hold your hand, and he's beyond stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2022 Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Another late night classic @Dyslexic cnutmeltdown in progress. I hate your guts DC but you do make me genuinely laugh at you, you're off you're rocker old chap lol, serious question DC, what are you on? During my three month sabbatical, while I was away in the Ukraine with no ammunition other than a knuckle-duster. I noticed, Russian shells permitting, most of your posts were begging me to come back. After rescuing several twenty-two year old Ukrainian women, and housing them, nonetheless, I dipped back in to CC. Since I did, you’ve been vocal in having me ‘fuck off.’ What’s it to be, Raaaastwat? Shall I leave or shall I stay. Genuine question. Incidentally, Olga says ‘Hi!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2022 Well... no one can say I didn't try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 8 hours ago, Frank said: The only member that has surprised me is the Ape. I absolutely fucking hammered that little dotard to death a thousands times, yet somehow, over the years, he's managed to secure some sort of name for himself. These days he settles for the established one-liner defence, but people forget how awful he was/is. Childharold and Rassters are today's biggest losers, but back in the day, the Ape was something else! The only member that doesn’t surprise me is you. Nothing you say or do comes as any surprise to me whatsoever, the fantasy paragraph above being a classic example. I have no idea why you remain under the bizarre illusion that anyone on here gives a flying fuck about you or anything you say (with the obvious exception of the cock swinger). You’re a fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 9 hours ago, Frank said: ameture. How long are you going to run with this shit? Do something else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 On 15/04/2022 at 22:52, Jake The Muss said: duckman's On 15/04/2022 at 23:07, Jake The Muss said: duckie On 16/04/2022 at 00:25, Jake The Muss said: ducks nipple 11 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Adventures of a Mallard 10 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: the duck has found it's wings 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: the duckman is mine 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Duckman 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: duck The genesis of Bend's strange obsession: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: The only member that doesn’t surprise me is you. Nothing you say or do comes as any surprise to me whatsoever, the fantasy paragraph above being a classic example. I have no idea why you remain under the bizarre illusion that anyone on here gives a flying fuck about you or anything you say (with the obvious exception of the cock swinger). You’re a fucking idiot. Do you swing your giant cock @Ape™️? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: You stupid fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: You stupid fucking wanker. Is this how you are going to spend your entire Easter Sunday Ducktilla? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Decimus said: The genesis of Bend's strange obsession: You went to a lotta effort there duckie, as long as it's not getting to you. Thanks for sending me a copy of one of your home videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 14 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: You went to a lotta effort there duckie, as long as it's not getting to you. Thanks for sending me a copy of one of your home videos. How on earth does a couple of thickos like you and I keep the juvenile jumped-up little brainbox fuck coming back for more? He is the gift that keeps on giving. 🤣 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Frank said: How on earth does a couple of thickos like you and I keep the juvenile jumped-up little brainbox fuck coming back for more? He is the gift that keeps on giving. 🤣 Our taloned duckster has learnt his place and feeds the beast. His meltdown is imminent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 On 15/04/2022 at 10:45, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve only been back a couple of weeks and have already slapped the piss out of you. Stay at your own level on here and engage with @ProfB only. Semi-literate wanker. Happy Easter forum chums & viewers 😊 Love ProfB xxx🐣🐣🐣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 15 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: During my three month sabbatical, while I was away in the Ukraine with no ammunition other than a knuckle-duster. I noticed, Russian shells permitting, most of your posts were begging me to come back. After rescuing several twenty-two year old Ukrainian women, and housing them, nonetheless, I dipped back in to CC. Since I did, you’ve been vocal in having me ‘fuck off.’ What’s it to be, Raaaastwat? Shall I leave or shall I stay. Genuine question. Incidentally, Olga says ‘Hi!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: Happy Easter forum chums & viewers 😊 Love ProfB xxx🐣🐣🐣 Stick a Creme Egg up your arse, and then top yourself. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 6 hours ago, Decimus said: The genesis of Bend's strange obsession: Unfortunately there's been a distinct lack of creativity on Fender's part in this amusing feud. I'll obviously be accused of backing one of the belligerents, but like I give a fuck. There's always a point where the oppositions king is in check after a chink in the armours been found. Intellect and a verbally devious nature are essential to winning any duel. @Carl Sway, I've just given you a slice of the play-book, so reboot your ZX Spectrum and pull your fucking finger out! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Stick a Creme Egg up your arse, and then top yourself. Fuck off. & you should be shipped off to Rwanda, with 2 cheese scones, each side of your scrote, which I will hammer FLAT. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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