Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They all look the same... Yes, yes they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: You should have kept quiet, I was about to award you a 'like' for what I assumed was a bit of cheap and obvious racism similar to my own Audley Harrison quip. I wonder if we all look like Mel Gibson and Lance Henriksen to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: I wonder if we all look like Mel Gibson and Lance Henriksen to them? If this is anything to go by, I'd imagine that the answer is yes: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-75284-2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 SLAP & TICKLE? Me & big Kazza play it all the time. Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Straight from the ghetto , more black on black violence . Next year they will have black rappers shooting at each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: LOL you watch the Oscars? Puff. Who the fuck are the other 5 then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 48 minutes ago, pegleg said: Straight from the ghetto , more black on black violence . Next year they will have black rappers shooting at each other. This particular angle has been covered on the previous page, which you'd have seen had you bothered to read it. Go away and join another site more fitting of your obvious limitations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The whole fucking thing was a woke shitfest. Now, I can't comment on his performance as the William's dad because I haven't seen the film and neither will I as I couldn't give a fuck about tennis nor whomever plays it, but it was a pound to a penny that Smith was gonna win the Oscar. I've seen, Power of the Dog. Fucking bored the shit out of me but Cumberbatch was superb so Smith's performance must have been brilliant (?) Cumberbatch is a fucking grade A cunt. Fucking woker than thou nauseating spastic. I’ve never watched anything he’s acted in and never will, but he looks like a grade A cunt and that’s good enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You simply cannot go on stage and assault someone for the words they choose to use, they are words and that's all. Everyone knows Chris Rock takes the piss out of the wankers at awards shows, and if Will Smith couldn't handle it then he shouldn't have gone (or told the Mrs to stay at home). One things for sure... I could knock either one of these raasclaats out, with one punch from my massive hands. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I've noticed you're slowly morphing into Pen with each passing comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I've noticed you're slowly morphing into Pen with each passing comment. What with Pen's 1894 move to Devon from its disgusting two-up-two-down terrace house in Crewe, I think I've finally debunked one of the greatest mysteries in British paranormal history: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_Hands 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The whole fucking thing was a woke shitfest. Now, I can't comment on his performance as the William's dad because I haven't seen the film and neither will I as I couldn't give a fuck about tennis nor whomever plays it, but it was a pound to a penny that Smith was gonna win the Oscar. I've seen, Power of the Dog. Fucking bored the shit out of me but Cumberbatch was superb so Smith's performance must have been brilliant (?) 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You simply cannot go on stage and assault someone for the words they choose to use, they are words and that's all. Everyone knows Chris Rock takes the piss out of the wankers at awards shows, and if Will Smith couldn't handle it then he shouldn't have gone (or told the Mrs to stay at home). One things for sure... I could knock either one of these raasclaats out, with one punch from my massive hands. I don't believe this is the case. Both are successful black comic actors at similar stages of their careers who it would appear may have a bit of previous, which makes me think Woke wasn't a factor and that it was a direct dig from Rock at Smith, despite his piss-taking reputation. Smith's initial overreation was clearly from sheer anger borne from his wife's expression. I'm not sure even he could act quite that angrily, especially when he shouted from his seat. Nice slap too, perhaps learned from his Ali training days, aware punching someone's face or head with bare knuckles generally ends with a nasty hand injury. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: f Will Smith couldn't handle it then he shouldn't have gone (or told the Mrs to stay at home) Exactly. Instead of mincing up onto the stage and pathetically slapping the other cunt with a lot less force than a paralytic flid in a persistent vegetative state, he should have quietly whispered to his ET lookalike missus ‘Keep yer hair on luv, just go and wait in the car. I’ll be out in a couple of hours’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: What with Pen's 1894 move to Devon from its disgusting two-up-two-down terrace house in Crewe, I think I've finally debunked one of the greatest mysteries in British paranormal history: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_Hands Rather like MR James' The Signalman, you can bet "wearing an old British Rail guard's uniform" crops up frequently when witnessnes of the Hairy Hands recount their experiences of seeing the ghostly apparition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 51 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I don't believe this is the case. Both are successful black comic actors at similar stages of their careers who it would appear may have a bit of previous, which makes me think Woke wasn't a factor and that it was a direct dig from Rock at Smith, despite his piss-taking reputation. Smith's initial overreation was clearly from sheer anger borne from his wife's expression. I'm not sure even he could act quite that angrily, especially when he shouted from his seat. Nice slap too, perhaps learned from his Ali training days, aware punching someone's face or head with bare knuckles generally ends with a nasty hand injury. not sure if he could act quite that angrily He won an oscar so I'd expect anger would be a piece of piss. As for not punching, I'd recommend the palm of the hand driven smartly to the bridge of an opponent's nose. But I think this would be a bit extreme. I know Rock's an annoying gobshite but still ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You simply cannot go on stage and assault someone for the words they choose to use, they are words and that's all. Everyone knows Chris Rock takes the piss out of the wankers at awards shows, and if Will Smith couldn't handle it then he shouldn't have gone (or told the Mrs to stay at home). One things for sure... I could knock either one of these raasclaats out, with one punch from my massive hands. Your cock must have looked really small in dem der massive hands mon, Raaaaaaaaaasclat, me old mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 35 minutes ago, Arnold said: Your cock must have looked really small in dem der massive hands mon, Raaaaaaaaaasclat, me old mate. I doubt the same could be said for @Dead Penelope, despite owning a set of hirsute hands the size of shovels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 I say we enclose all of Hollywood within a giant mirror-tinted dome, so we can see in, but they can't see out. Cut all telecommunications signals and encircle it with minefields to prevent the craftier ones tunneling out. A live feed of the situation would be broadcast 24 hours a day via drone mounted thermal-vision capable cameras - I'll be generous and give them a week before they start killing each other - maybe longer if the producers and directors can convince the minimum wage service industry workers that sucking their cocks is still a valid path to fame. I can't be sure, but I predict that after the first few killings the remaining population will either split into two major factions - the wealthy and the poor - or completely fracture into countless warring tribal communities founded around the various social and political ideologies of the before times. Either way, it'll probably be the most interesting thing to come out of the shit hole for at least 25 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: I doubt the same could be said for @Dead Penelope, despite owning a set of hirsute hands the size of shovels. My hands are the size of a diner table but still nothing like as big as your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 10 hours ago, Decimus said: What with Pen's 1894 move to Devon from its disgusting two-up-two-down terrace house in Crewe, I think I've finally debunked one of the greatest mysteries in British paranormal history: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_Hands I am guessing that you are now unemployed and thus sitting at home spending your time swilling down litre after litre of Frosty Jack and ranting in your drunken stupour .. what a waste! what a waste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 10 hours ago, Decimus said: What with Pen's 1894 move to Devon from its disgusting two-up-two-down terrace house in Crewe, I think I've finally debunked one of the greatest mysteries in British paranormal history: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_Hands I am now on my way to Norwich and due to arrive at 1245 .. do you want to meet me at the station to say hello and have a coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Rock’s mother is reported to be very scared by the incident, and has insisted that he moves in with her sister in Bel Air. This is funny CB. Get the fuck off this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 16 hours ago, Wolfie said: I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I've noticed you're slowly morphing into Pen with each passing comment. This is one of my worst nightmares Wolfie, had a nightmare last night about the Beast of Bodmin to add to my woes. If I end up half as bad as that freak, for the good of humanity, the corner and everything else please kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 15 hours ago, Arnold said: Your cock must have looked really small in dem der massive hands mon, Raaaaaaaaaasclat, me old mate. Nah, still need two hands to manoeuvre my schlong old chap, however I'm sure I'm only second to @Dead Penelope in the long schlong stakes. How you getting on, and how are you finding life on the corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 On 28/03/2022 at 12:43, ratcum said: always amusing to see some blue on blue/friendly fire action, performing for their white overseers I didn't know the 4x2's no longer run Hollywood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 10 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: I am now on my way to Norwich and due to arrive at 1245 .. do you want to meet me at the station to say hello and have a coffee? Should the need arise, which lavatory at the train station would you choose? It’s hard to know which choice would cause the most panic, when you rushed in and unleashed the monster to syphon the python. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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