Decimus Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Gove's back on the beak: What a detestable, serial killer looking, fucking weaselly little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Gove's back on the beak: What a detestable, serial killer looking, fucking weaselly little cunt. I rather like him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 He looks like Pob the puppet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 21 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I rather like him. Seeing as you no longer live in the UK, your opinion – as with just about every other subject – is completely fucking irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 41 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Seeing as you no longer live in the UK, your opinion – as with just about every other subject – is completely fucking irrelevant. Sitting in the shade, by my pool, and sipping a long, cold G&T, I am really upset by your remarks. Fuck off, and get back to work, you pompous cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 I like him aswell and bozo and all..Best thing that ya ever voted for...after brexit that is...lol PANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Decimus said: What a detestable, serial killer looking, fucking weaselly little cunt. 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He looks like Pob the puppet This incredibly loud, geeky little shitweasel looks as though his parents put him on some type of intravenous steroid drip-feed when he was younger, so he didn't continue to get bullied in the school playground. I believe he's actually attempted to do a 'calm down' Scouse accent at 38 seconds, though when it's delivered, it sounds like a Chinese takeaway manager being heckled by Angela Rayner. I'd do well to tolerate five minutes in the same room as this fake, annoying fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 37 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This incredibly loud, geeky little shitweasel looks as though his parents put him on some type of intravenous steroid drip-feed when he was younger, so he didn't continue to get bullied in the school playground. I believe he's actually attempted to do a 'calm down' Scouse accent at 38 seconds, though when it's delivered, it sounds like a Chinese takeaway manager being heckled by Angela Rayner. I'd do well to tolerate five minutes in the same room as this fake, annoying fucking wanker. There's something about him that puts me in mind of the creepy little Nazi in 'Raiders Of The Lost Ark'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Sitting in the shade, by my pool, and sipping a long, cold G&T, I am really upset by your remarks. Fuck off, and get back to work, you pompous cunt. Sitting by your pool of what? Go fuck yourself 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's something about him that puts me in mind of the creepy little Nazi in 'Raiders Of The Lost Ark'. There's something about him that involves a length of rough sawn 4x2 meeting the slimy fuckers face at a rapid rate of knots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sitting by your pool of what? Go fuck yourself If it carries on like this, it will be fanny batter, and I certainly won't have to fuck myself. lol lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 30 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sitting by your pool of what? Go fuck yourself Hopefully his own shit - it exits his body from a couple of orifices at an alarming rate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 38 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: If it carries on like this, it will be fanny batter, and I certainly won't have to fuck myself. lol lol More like piss and vomit, you disgusting old French nancy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Gove's back on the beak: What a detestable, serial killer looking, fucking weaselly little cunt. Filth, first an old lady who travels on the bus to keep warm during this fuel Crisis should be thankful for her freedom pass. Next another Tory advises to buy budget brands at supermarkets, finally today food banks are only used by people who can’t cook or budget. Just when you think the conservatives can’t get any lower they produce a fact and 2 great pieces of advice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: Filth, first an old lady who travels on the bus to keep warm during this fuel Crisis should be thankful for her freedom pass. Next another Tory advises to buy budget brands at supermarkets, finally today food banks are only used by people who can’t cook or budget. Just when you think the conservatives can’t get any lower they produce a fact and 2 great pieces of advice. I bet you voted 'leave'. Whinge whinge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I bet you voted 'leave'. Whinge whinge. I didn't, mainly because I didn't want this fucking lot to have totally unfettered power over the population. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: I didn't, mainly because I didn't want this fucking lot to have totally unfettered power over the population. They're the same cunts whose nuts we flicked with towels and slapped around for being briefcase wankers at school. The worms turned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He looks like Pob the puppet Fucking hell that takes me back. My kids loved that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell that takes me back. My kids loved that. I remember. You used to let us eat twizzlers while we watched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember. You used to let us eat twizzlers while we watched it. I remember beating you like ginger step kid. Which you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Filth, first an old lady who travels on the bus to keep warm during this fuel Crisis should be thankful for her freedom pass. Next another Tory advises to buy budget brands at supermarkets, finally today food banks are only used by people who can’t cook or budget. Just when you think the conservatives can’t get any lower they produce a fact and 2 great pieces of advice. Never mind all these skint cunts Ed. Fuck em. More importantly, I’ve been up for 72 hours on the hooha and drinking Grey Goose by the gallon. I’ve finished my best man’s speech (two actually) and I have to be honest with you that unless my fucking brake pads turn up before the big day I’m going to have to use ‘Best man speech version 2.0’. Don’t make me do it Ed, but please believe that I will. I’ve planned my escape route and I’ll have back up imbedded all over the venue. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Filth, first an old lady who travels on the bus to keep warm during this fuel Crisis should be thankful for her freedom pass. Next another Tory advises to buy budget brands at supermarkets, finally today food banks are only used by people who can’t cook or budget. Just when you think the conservatives can’t get any lower they produce a fact and 2 great pieces of advice. Be careful Ed you might meet grannies for the future. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-61408512 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember beating you like ginger step kid. Which you were. Yeah, but you only beat us when we talked through Happy Days or The Sweeney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, but you only beat us when we talked through Happy Days or The Sweeney. "Heeeeey' "Get ya trousers on, you're nicked". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Hopefully his own shit - it exits his body from a couple of orifices at an alarming rate. All over your cock from one of them, no doubt. You boring fucking bender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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