King Billy Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 11 hours ago, Neil said: On the same day that 1065 more dirty, stinking raghead cunts come sailing across the channel with nothing more than British help to get them to our shores I get a leaflet through my door from the local Play group asking for donations to survive closure as the government have cut their financial assistance. I have been called a Bigot, Little Englander and a racist by a few on this site in the past so fill your fucking boots you lefty fucking woke cunts 'cos here goes.........I fucking hate these foreign cunts coming here taking financial gain to settle and become a fucking parasite on our economy. I wish they and some of the cunts already here would fuck off back to where thay came from. We've got too may of the cunts here already, when for fuck sake is this bollocks going to end? 'Great' Britain? Bollox! Fucking hell Neil. It’s only a playgroup. The little darlings can go down to the local library for ‘Drag Queen Story Hour’ instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What, and puncture my inflatables. Your ‘bouncy chateau’ or your colostomy bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was suspended for 2 weeks when I was caught with a ‘Gat Gun’ in secondary school. They were worried about somebody getting shot. They needn’t have. It was a hopeless air weapon, but an incredibly effective spring loaded baton. My best mate’s big brother stuck an unloaded gat into his mouth to scare him. Then the stupid cunt (forgetfully) pulled the trigger. Four teeth and a pint of blood later…his Dad took the belt to him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My best mate’s big brother stuck an unloaded gat into his mouth to scare him. Then the stupid cunt (forgetfully) pulled the trigger. Four teeth and a pint of blood later…his Dad took the belt to him. A fucking ridiculous concept. But what the fuck else were we going to shoot feathered darts out of. Rubber duck car aerials were the playground weapon of choice at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 10 hours ago, Neil said: I think his name was Robinson, He had his face on his family's home made marmalade jars, I assume it was him but it could have been any one of 'em. He was from a Swiss family, you racist, bigoted Little Englander Cunt. Do you know how he got his hair-lip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 On 08/07/2022 at 13:02, PANZER MURPHY said: Ya were still in the club when that happened roops baby...as for the lovely Ms VDL's kneejerk reaction..she was put in the picture pretty quickly...anyway water under the bridge...im not anti brit ya have me all wrong..as i said before yer masters of comedy..and still are as we see and hear nightly on our TV and wireless. UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY You Tubercoons listen to your TV’s and watch your wirelesses…probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 We do dc baby..and we constantly marvel at the rip roarin success that is yer brexit and how yer political gobshites make our political gobshites look like they know what their doin...lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 I’d recommend anyone with a mortgage or private pension have a five minute look at the UK Gilt market this morning. You fuckers should be in the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 17 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d recommend anyone with a mortgage or private pension have a five minute look at the UK Gilt market this morning. You fuckers should be in the streets. What the fuck is a ‘mortgage?’ You scruffy, debt-laden peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d recommend anyone with a mortgage or private pension have a five minute look at the UK Gilt market this morning. You fuckers should be in the streets. I'll be on the fucking streets at this rate. We're due to remortgage next year and I dread to think what the result will be by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll be on the fucking streets at this rate. We're due to remortgage next year and I dread to think what the result will be by then. Get a young, vulnerable female Ukranian refugee in. We sold our’s to Billy & paid our mortgage(s) off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 53 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Get a young, vulnerable female Ukranian refugee in. We sold our’s to Billy & paid our mortgage(s) off. There's a bloke at work who fosters children. Probably a nonce in all honesty, but he has got two little Lithuanian kids at the moment and he reckons he gets 500 quid a week for them. 500 fucking quid! If the cunt had any sense he'd get himself down to Farm Foods, buy a shit load of frozen chips and turkey dinosaurs for 15 notes and then pocket the rest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: There's a bloke at work who fosters children. Probably a nonce in all honesty, but he has got two little Lithuanian kids at the moment and he reckons he gets 500 quid a week for them. 500 fucking quid! If the cunt had any sense he'd get himself down to Farm Foods, buy a shit load of frozen chips and turkey dinosaurs for 15 notes and then pocket the rest. They’ve been eating shredded tractor tyres up until now. They’re hardly going to complain about happy shopper baked beans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'll be on the fucking streets at this rate. We're due to remortgage next year and I dread to think what the result will be by then. If you do genuinely come unstuck, I'll install a mezzanine in my Barbican bijou for you a Mrs D. How about that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Get a young, vulnerable female Ukranian refugee in. We sold our’s to Billy & paid our mortgage(s) off. Which hasn’t yet produced anywhere near the return I’d hoped for DC. Tbh I’ve had more cash from the ‘Support Ukraine’ charity tin I made for the counter in the reception than anything generated by her half hearted efforts to rent out her front and back arses. She’s upped her game a bit though since I mentioned that I was thinking of sending her back to Liverpool (just before I unloaded in her blurter). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d recommend anyone with a mortgage or private pension have a five minute look at the UK Gilt market this morning. You fuckers should be in the streets. Most cunts haven’t got a clue who caused it and where to stick the forks now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 23 minutes ago, Frank said: If you do genuinely come unstuck, I'll install a mezzanine in my Barbican bijou for you a Mrs D. How about that? What about the kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: What about the kids? They can sleep on the beach at Cadiz, where Frank will have them unloading heroin boats from Morocco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You fuckers should be in the streets. 🎶Dry your eyes mate🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 Who’s turn is it to be Prime Minister next then? Honestly, I haven’t laughed so much at the news since Raoul Moat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Who’s turn is it to be Prime Minister next then? Honestly, I haven’t laughed so much at the news since Raoul Moat. @PANZER MURPHY has just stepped off the ferry at Holyhead and is on his way to London .. he is expected to see King Charles III tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 Penny mordant i say.. shes a fine lookin ting n im sure has other qualities that could be useful or somthin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 11/10/2022 at 20:03, Decimus said: What about the kids? This was a trap, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Honestly, I haven’t laughed so much at the news since Raoul Moat. Raoul Moat was undoubtedly a comedy legend but didn’t come close to the exploits of Harold Shipman imo. I’ve been clapping outside the front door tonight for the East Kent NHS Hospitals Trust, for their sterling work in the maternity field and their contribution to the thriving small coffin industry in Kent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 8 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Penny mordant i say.. shes a fine lookin ting n im sure has other qualities that could be useful or somthin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Michael Stone as PM and Johnny Adair as chancellor seems the obvious choice to me. Let’s see how the Albanian crimelords feel about a future without kneecaps and how the dinghy divers feel about indefinite internment in the brand new ‘HMP Long Kesh 2’ just outside Dover, with all the shit they can eat, courtesy of the U.K. government. And a N Korea style ‘no man’s land’ between Ulster and Spudland would solve the NI protocol issue. What do you think of these pretty obvious solutions to the current minor problems Panzybaba? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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