Last Cunt Standing Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 In a bid to escape the endless festival of idiocy coming out of London, I’ve been sniffing around some other news sources these last few days (don’t get excited, Bill, your alternative sources don’t meet the definition of news). I happened across this little gem. https://www.npr.org/2022/09/07/1121476913/thomas-and-friends-tank-engine-peppa-autistic-same-sex It seems that Thomas and friends now have an austistic chuffer in their club. Bruno the Brake Car comes fitted with ear defenders in case the sidings get too overstimulating, and traffic lights to indicate emotional state. Presumably when distressed he’ll go back and forth on the same bit of track until the Fat Controller (glandular condition) talks him down. The same article goes on to mention a lesbian parent in Peppa Pig. We can look forward to descriptions of strap-on antics in future episodes. Prince William will be Sky Plussing it. For the kids, for the kids. In my day we had suspicions about Dougal in The Magic Roundabout, and Mr Ben was an undoubtedly closeted whoopsie, but this was all followed by lashings of Wonder Woman, Daisy Duke, Selina Scott and Felicity Kendall to keep us all upright and straight. I pity the kids of today and the new era of acceptance of everything. Dealing with the school bully in the playground was an invaluable lesson in facing adversity. Now they all do TikTok videos on how inclusive they are. We’re fucked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 Why can’t we go back to when poofery was illegal. Fuck you Michael Cashman, you shit actor faggot cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why can’t we go back to when poofery was illegal. Fuck you Michael Cashman, you shit actor faggot cunt. It’s legal to dip your cock in treacle and stick it in the sofa, Eric. It’s just not encouraged on CBeebies. Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It’s legal to dip your cock in treacle and stick it in the sofa, Eric. It’s just not encouraged on CBeebies. Yet. Punters are frisked at the door before getting anywhere near the sofa in our reception/waiting area. The fucking thing’s a disgusting sticky mess already without adding treacle to the equation. I’m considering getting rid of the grotmags on the occasional table, the situation has got so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 Pen will be along shortly to tell you that it's a brake van, not a brake car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 Kill me now. I cannot believe one of the rug munchers is not black, diversity my shitty arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 Yank bollocks. In this country he's a fucking guard's van. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Yank bollocks. In this country he's a fucking guard's van. Don't yank your bollocks on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Yank bollocks. In this country he's a fucking guard's van. Or brake van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Yank bollocks. In this country he's a fucking guard's van. The guard is the man who rides in the van thats attached to the back of the train The driver in front thinks the guard is a cunt and the guard thinks the driver's the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 Does everybody see things in four dimensions, or is it just me? On 17/09/2022 at 10:35, Cuntybaws said: Pen will be along shortly to tell you that it's a brake van, not a brake car. 7 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Or brake van. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Does everybody see things in four dimensions, or is it just me? If inevitability is the fourth, then yes, we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Does everybody see things in four dimensions, or is it just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Does everybody see things in four dimensions, or is it just me? I should have said Brake Fucking Van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: He actually sees that screen full of descending code from The Matrix, and the receptors in his brain convert it into 3D images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Penelope Alive said: I should have said Brake Fucking Van. Did you watch Snowpiercer yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: I should have said Brake Fucking Van. To stop your massive fucking bell-end poking out the front of your clothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: To stop your massive fucking bell-end poking out the front of your clothing. I have not got Ape stuck in my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 40 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: I have not got Ape stuck in my pants. Now that's a mental image I can do without at this time of night. Sweet dreams everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Now that's a mental image I can do without at this time of night. Sweet dreams everyone. Will you be dreaming of your time on Jim'll fuck it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you watch Snowpiercer yet? Based on real events somewhere in slopeland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted September 19, 2022 Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Now that's a mental image I can do without at this time of night. Sweet dreams everyone. Or Wolfie .. but he's up everyones arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 19, 2022 Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: To stop your massive fucking bell-end poking out the front of your clothing. 11 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: I have not got Ape stuck in my pants. 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Now that's a mental image I can do without at this time of night. Sweet dreams everyone. 51 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Or Wolfie .. but he's up everyones arse. Is there a special name for a comedic exchange between a couple of fucking retards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted September 19, 2022 Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 51 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Is there a special name for a comedic exchange between a couple of fucking retards? Good Morning Ape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 19, 2022 Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Is there a special name for a comedic exchange between a couple of fucking retards? Dribbling drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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