Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I see the evil one has hit HS with the ban hammer to the tune of 6 months. Lol. Clearly the silly cunt can't take a joke regarding my light ribbing as to his alleged liking for taking up the shitter. The correct response was of course to laugh at lads banter and think of something equally crude to fire back at the pecker. That's what gains a bit of respect here, not going straight in for vile abuse of family members and quote altering to make me look like a nonce. I also see the sinister cunt has form for same thing just a short time ago, thus proving my thick as fucking pig shit theory. He’s a shifty fucking cunt all right. There are a lot of similarities to Pete, and all those other IDs that were probably him. And someone else, maybe Baws or Decs, pointed out some similarities to the vilest creature that ever washed up here….. Gurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 30/11/2022 at 19:25, Eric Cuntman said: How could you? Those mentally ill eyes, swivelling around on the side of her head like a disturbed caelocanth. Don't we know some poor cunt who married one of these? 17 hours ago, King Billy said: Why did an enormous Conger Eel appear in my head immediately I read this scotty? The stuff of nightmares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s a shifty fucking cunt all right. There are a lot of similarities to Pete, and all those other IDs that were probably him. And someone else, maybe Baws or Decs, pointed out some similarities to the vilest creature that ever washed up here….. Gurt! His first offering immediately brought the disgusting Pete and his infantile and deluded side-kick, Ereptile to mind. Gurt was a wrong 'un and no mistake. Once, after retuning from a regular ban, his very first (and last) post included his golden shower new avatar. Mrs R wasn't impressed. Big mates with Quincy mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I see the evil one has hit HS with the ban hammer to the tune of 6 months. Lol. Clearly the silly cunt can't take a joke regarding my light ribbing as to his alleged liking for taking up the shitter. The correct response was of course to laugh at lads banter and think of something equally crude to fire back at the pecker. That's what gains a bit of respect here, not going straight in for vile abuse of family members and quote altering to make me look like a nonce. I also see the sinister cunt has form for same thing just a short time ago, thus proving my thick as fucking pig shit theory. Tell me it was a deliberate execution, Stubbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 01/12/2022 at 00:38, Eric Cuntman said: One prehistoric marine life reference and you’re anybody’s. ooh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 01/12/2022 at 00:38, Eric Cuntman said: One prehistoric marine life reference and you’re anybody’s. @Stubby Pecker #10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 01/12/2022 at 21:53, scotty said: I must have missed his arrival DC, I'm unfamiliar with him. If he has blocked half the board then you shouldn't know about it. It's one thing muting stuff you dislike, but trumpeting the fact you've blocked someone is another thing altogether. This is just what lil dizzy does, Scott. He exaggerates everything, to make it look like I'm in the wrong. He's got major psychological problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 On 01/12/2022 at 23:11, Dyslexic cnut said: Not as surprised as @ProfB. I wasn't surprised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 On 02/12/2022 at 19:52, Dyslexic cnut said: Tell me it was a deliberate execution, Stubbs. I'd like to say yes, but it was a simple and childish accusation of being a bender that's water off a ducks back for every bloke on planet earth. Fortunately, horrid cunt has skin thinner that a jocks wallet and couldn't take a joke. It was clear from his initial reply he was for the chop, so it was jolly good fun watching himself make a complete cunt of himself. Good riddance to bad rubbish. On 02/12/2022 at 23:07, Eric Cuntman said: @Stubby Pecker #10 "The coelacanth was the best fuck I ever had" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 On 22/11/2022 at 18:24, Decimus said: He can save some money on a return flight if he hangs around for another week. The Frog national team will be knocked out by then, he can hitch a ride home with them. Lol. And a Lol to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: And a Lol to you. Its bittersweet for me Withers. I've got 70 sovs at 3 to 1 on your lot and 20 on that bearded, big nose cunt at 5 to 1 to win the golden boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: And a Lol to you. You fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: And a Lol to you. Thank fuck you smelly fuckers beat us, can you imagine sir woke Southgate and his team of knee taking wankers actually lifting the World Cup, kill me now 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 On 10/12/2022 at 23:34, Eddie said: Thank fuck you smelly fuckers beat us, can you imagine sir woke Southgate and his team of knee taking wankers actually lifting the World Cup, kill me now @Eddie, what do you think of last nights performance. The French lads, having endured 96 minutes inhaling stale sweat and camel shit, won. Vive la France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: The French lads, having endured 96 minutes inhaling stale sweat and camel shit Would that would be the new fragrance from Gaultier by any chance?🍼 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie, what do you think of last nights performance. The French lads, having endured 96 minutes inhaling stale sweat and camel shit, won. Vive la France. Which lads, the subs on the French bench? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 3 hours ago, cunt said: Would that would be the new fragrance from Gaultier by any chance?🍼 Daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy Perspiration de Paris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 27 minutes ago, scotty said: Daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy Perspiration de Paris I’d like to machine gun those gormless bitches in that advert. Especially the one who looks like Mo Farah. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’d like to machine gun those gormless bitches in that advert. Especially the one who looks like Mo Farah. Whatever happened to Mo Farah? I always used to buy his slacks in Debenhams Menswear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 On 10/12/2022 at 22:34, Eddie said: Thank fuck you smelly fuckers beat us, can you imagine sir woke Southgate and his team of knee taking wankers actually lifting the World Cup, kill me now https://youtu.be/Wv3y_s79tuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 27 minutes ago, scotty said: Whatever happened to Mo Farah? I always used to buy his slacks in Debenhams Menswear. And Paul Nicholas out of ‘Just Good Friends’ used to advertise them. I liked them. They looked the bollocks with Kicker boots and a Santana shirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 So, Gareth Southgate has decided to stay on in the England job. Between now and the end of the Euros, he'll be concentrating on his main objective. Obviously that doesn't actually involve football as such, but the total eradication of any type of prejudice from the entire UK population. And that includes the players repeatedly apologising on bended knee for the actions of an American policeman in America. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 Just another couple of years of abject failure to endure then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 As much as I hate the frog cunts could you imagine Southgate making a two substitutions after 40 minutes because your team was so shit?. At 2-0 down he might make a change with 2 minutes left the fucking over dentally stuffed useless fucking boring cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, Neil said: As much as I hate the frog cunts could you imagine Southgate making a two substitutions after 40 minutes because your team was so shit?. At 2-0 down he might make a change with 2 minutes left the fucking over dentally stuffed useless fucking boring cunt Can't say I saw that equaliser coming, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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