camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-63749444 Well I for one won't be calling these if my caravan catches fire. Fuck 'em. Fireman Sam's a racist cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-63749444 Well I for one won't be calling these if my caravan catches fire. Fuck 'em. Fireman Sam's a racist cunt Probably a misunderstanding; when they were yelling 'you sooty cunt' they meant he had it on his face after a callout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 They don't like being called firemen, because that's sexist, thus demonstrating that the stupid cunts have all the self-awareness of a retarded house brick. Firefighters accuse Fireman Sam and Peppa Pig of sexism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They don't like being called firemen, because that's sexist, thus demonstrating that the stupid cunts have all the self-awareness of a retarded house brick. Firefighters accuse Fireman Sam and Peppa Pig of sexism Why would this worry you .. do you not like Saturday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-63749444 Well I for one won't be calling these if my caravan catches fire. Fuck 'em. Fireman Sam's a racist cunt My thoughts are that your caravan (vardo) would not dare to catch fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Fireman Sambo on black watch The only appliance we should let them near is a fucking washing machine. Most female firefighters wouldn't go anywhere near a helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-63749444 Well I for one won't be calling these if my caravan catches fire. Fuck 'em. Fireman Sam's a racist cunt Fire watchers as I call them are generally lazy cunts, so most of them are ethnics, the job attracts them for some reason… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Fire watchers as I call them are generally lazy cunts, so most of them are ethnics, the job attracts them for some reason… Fuck the Firebrigade or whatever they’re calling themselves this week. Fucking gay cunts lollop around all day playing pool if they’re not asleep. Who needs the cunts anyway? I’ve got a smoke alarm and I don’t have a fucking mangy old cat that might need rescuing from a tree. If I did I’d use my catapult rather than phone those wannabe male stripper cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Eddie said: most of them are ethnics, the job attracts them for some reason… How things have changed. It seems like only yesterday they’d have swapped every female in their village, plus a sackful of uncut diamonds and gold nuggets for a shiny ‘Zippo’ and a packet of sparklers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 I wonder if it is still the case in the UK that most firemen have second jobs, given they spend a huge proportion of their time at “work” asleep. I can say from experience I have had some fencing and some double glazing installed by firemen, as well as two of them redecorating a rental property as recently as the early 2000s. They always seemed like diligent workers to me. Liked cash in hand. Pre-Internet, I remember one telling me there was always someone on their watch who could access high quality Dutch skin flicks, which would be distributed to the workforce on request, lady firefighters included. Heroes, one and all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 I’m sure Viz did a 2 Page strip about a fire station. Mostly wanking over porn and sleeping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m sure Viz did a 2 Page strip about a fire station. Mostly wanking over porn and sleeping. They did. The Postie has also come in for a regular and well-deserved shoeing on those hallowed pages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 Just now, scotty said: They did. The Postie has also come in for a regular and well-deserved shoeing on those hallowed pages. ‘The Parkie’ I could identify perfectly with my own memories. The park keeper at Danson Park, where @Eddie has his bare knuckle fights, was an evil miserable bastard. We would hide in the hollowed bushes in the rock gardens, and he would jab through the leaves and branches with his litter spike. Stank of cheap scotch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 They were on strike when I was at sixth form. I recall going past the station in Gorleston on the bus and they were all outside waving to passing motorists who were beeping their horns in support. Needless to say, when our driver tooted his horn I immediately gave the work shy cunts two fingers and the wanker gesture. I'm not surprised they're racist and misogynistic, the ones I've seen all look like Phil Mitchell. To be fair there shouldn't be women in the service full stop, how the fuck are they supposed to lift unconscious bodies to get them out of danger? And as for blacks, they're informally known as smokes which sounds more like a vocational term of endearment to me than a racial slur. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m sure Viz did a 2 Page strip about a fire station. Mostly wanking over porn and sleeping. Yep I remember. There was a bit where they go to rescue a woman with her toe trapped in the bath tap and they call in another watch to join them in ogling her naked body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 On 26/11/2022 at 12:32, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-63749444 Well I for one won't be calling these if my caravan catches fire. Fuck 'em. Fireman Sam's a racist cunt I’ve never been traumatised or even slightly bothered on the many occasions that I’ve noticed urine dripping from my helmet, but then I’m not a fireman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m sure Viz did a 2 Page strip about a fire station. Mostly wanking over porn and sleeping. 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yep I remember. There was a bit where they go to rescue a woman with her toe trapped in the bath tap and they call in another watch to join them in ogling her naked body. I showed that to a mate who actually is a fireman (and decorator). When he stopped laughing, he reckoned that it had been done by someone who knew the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I showed that to a mate who actually is a fireman (and decorator). When he stopped laughing, he reckoned that it had been done by someone who knew the job. Decorating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I showed that to a mate who actually is a fireman (and decorator). When he stopped laughing, he reckoned that it had been done by someone who knew the job. Someone years ago told me his mate was a fireman and they were playing volleyball and he broke his ankle. So he could get sick pay, they strapped it up and when they got a call out, they dressed him up in his gear and basically made out he broke it on the shout. True or not I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Decorating? Masturbation I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 18 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Masturbation I think. One more coat of smegshell should do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 27/11/2022 at 18:44, Eric Cuntman said: ‘The Parkie’ I could identify perfectly with my own memories. The park keeper at Danson Park, where @Eddie has his bare knuckle fights, was an evil miserable bastard. We would hide in the hollowed bushes in the rock gardens, and he would jab through the leaves and branches with his litter spike. Stank of cheap scotch. I once did a nom on “ Trevor the parkie”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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