Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 You fuckers need to up your game. 48 hours it’s been now since the news that the forces of political correctness, so beloved of all Corner stalwarts, have decreed the dear old Norwegian anti-semite and genial purveyor of Children’s literature is to be nailed to a literary cross. His entire collection is to be revised and updated for the modern era. Augustus Gloop can no longer be fat, Charlie Bucket no longer poor or sharing a bed with his four grandparents, The Twits no longer ugly or stupid, and The Witches are bald but the reader is warned that this doesn’t mean they are freaks. Miss Trunchbull is no longer a fat aggressive lesbian. The list goes on and on. The offence police need collectively throwing off The Shard for this shit. There is nothing offensive in these books, and rather than permit the butchery, the Dahl estate should have just said “fuck you” and let them go out of print for a while. Presumably there’s going to be a black (is that allowed?) market in Dahl original strength before much longer. What is it with these wet lettuces and Children’s fiction? Cunts, to a cis man and cis woman. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 You forgot the oompa-loompas. Can't have small black people playing bongos, it's offensive to the PC freaks who haven't decided why yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 Charlie and the Chocolate Starfish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 James And The Giant Shaved Peach BFGLGBTQ+ The Twats 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 My Auntie Oswald Charlie and the chocolate Starfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Charlie and the Chocolate Starfish Tales Of The Unaugmented 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: My Auntie Oswald Charlie and the chocolate Starfish Calling Bawsey to the board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 If only MikeD was around, didn't Charlie and the Choclit Factory have a character called Transvestite Mike??? @Mike Hunt you'll do instead, you fucking tranny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 'Charlie and the Chocolate Tractory' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'Charlie and the Chocolate Tractory' Good Evening @Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 35 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'Charlie and the Chocolate Tractory' Willy Wanka 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 Didn't he have an exceptionally fat and fucking ugly granddaughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 10 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: an exceptionally fat and fucking ugly granddaughter? I haven’t read that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven’t read that one. Have you read the one about the darkie running the crack house? chocolate in the Charlie factory? . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 Airbrushing off 90% of the lard and adding big lezzer dungarees to all the known photos of this munter should keep them busy till at least the turn of the century. Fucking real life BFG slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Airbrushing off 90% of the lard and adding big lezzer dungarees to all the known photos of this munter should keep them busy till at least the turn of the century. Fucking real life BFG slag. Alvin Stardust would be turning in his grave if he knew how his missus Liza Goddard turned out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Alvin Stardust would be turning in his grave if he knew how his missus Liza Goddard turned out. I preferred Liza Goddard when she was Adam Ant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I preferred Liza Goddard when she was Adam Ant. Are you adamant about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 Billy and The Minge Pins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you adamant about that? Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. So it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. That's an alternator point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: That's an alternator point of view. That would be an ecumenical matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 The Lion, The Witch & Panzer's Tatty old Peugot Van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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