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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’ve never given a fuck about historical lineage or attached any significance to it. I’ve pretty much got an Irish surname, but I never wear green or even know when St Paddy’s day is. I also have Danish ancestry, and I’ve never felt the need to live in a wooden hall with a boar’s head nailed over the door. One of my grandmothers was born in India, but I’ve never needed to wear pyjamas in the daytime or ride elephants either.

As far as I know, I’m just a cunt from Dartford.

 No wonder you’re a cunt, being raised on a diet of bacon masala with chips.

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19 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

and it got me thinkin..what if by some unbelievable stretch of the imagination donny got his arse back into the Whitehouse..hed need an in with the EU after his fuckboy bozoz reign of shite...id say he'd dig deep n discover a great great grandfather by the name of dónal ó trunk  from ballymactrunk who emigrated to America after his bazturd pigdog brit landlord booted him off his smallholding..lol

And about 3 seconds later The Donald would be laughing at your sudden transformation into radio active dust. 🤣🇱🇷

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25 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Kmeer bally..serious ceíst (question) why ya got a little popcorn for donny?

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

The only way I can explain that to you Panz is, when my bird asks me ‘why do you always want to fuck me in the arse?’

’Because I know you fucking hate it’.

 

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Ask @Eddie, but I think that’s gone too. I used to go there on Saturday mornings when Ladbrokes owned it. They’ve probably built ‘affordable housing’ (black ghetto) on it.

Fucking hell

 Catford-gone. Used to go to Wimbledon to see the speedway as a kid and go to the doggies there in later life. That's fucking gone as well. More British culture disappearing. 

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

The only way I can explain that to you Panz is, when my bird asks me ‘why do you always want to fuck me in the arse?’

’Because I know you fucking hate it’.

 

Ive no hate in me chroí (heart) for anyone bally ..its a negative emotion that scars those who nuzzle it..specially around the face..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking hell

 Catford-gone. Used to go to Wimbledon to see the speedway as a kid and go to the doggies there in later life. That's fucking gone as well. More British culture disappearing. 

I said Crayford. I don’t know about Catford. Walthamstow stadium is gone as far as I know.

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6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking hell

 Catford-gone. Used to go to Wimbledon to see the speedway as a kid and go to the doggies there in later life. That's fucking gone as well. More British culture disappearing. 

There's a dog track and stadium down the road from me, and I wish that would fucking close as well. Every Sunday all I can hear are redneck, sister-fuckers revving and racing stock cars.

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7 hours ago, Decimus said:

There's a dog track and stadium down the road from me, and I wish that would fucking close as well. Every Sunday all I can hear are redneck, sister-fuckers revving and racing stock cars.

On the plus side, if the stadium is no longer used for greyhound/whippet racing and focuses on cars, the chances of @and coming anywhere near your home is greatly reduced.

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3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

On the plus side, if the stadium is no longer used for greyhound/whippet racing and focuses on cars, the chances of @and coming anywhere near your home is greatly reduced.

Alas, they still have the dogs on three nights a week. A good night out to be fair, but as you say, somewhat fraught with hazards should you be jumped in the toilets by a sicko wanting to sniff your arsehole.

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Guest Tommy Tankful
1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Alas, they still have the dogs on three nights a week. A good night out to be fair, but as you say, somewhat fraught with hazards should you be jumped in the toilets by a sicko wanting to sniff your arsehole.

Must make a nice change from your grotty little minimum wage council job. Hahahana, fucking workus wanker.

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8 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said:

Must make a nice change from your grotty little minimum wage council job. Hahahana, fucking workus wanker.

Here he is! The man with the hottest hard drive in Christendom.

It's a good job you're using a VPN, because if your true IP address ever shows you can expect a knock on your half-way house door for multiple probation violations, as I'm almost certain you're not allowed access to the internet.

You dirty old man.

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Just now, Decimus said:

Here he is! The man with the hottest hard drive in Christendom.

It's a good job you're using a VPN, because if your true IP address ever shows you can expect a knock on your half-way house door for multiple probation violations, as I'm almost certain you're not allowed access to the internet.

You dirty old man.

Hahaha ff sake. Dunno. Who you think I am but it's clear you're a failed council jobsworth, mediocre, security seeking wanker.

Drink bleach and have a nice day 🙂

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3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Here he is! The man with the hottest hard drive in Christendom.

It's a good job you're using a VPN, because if your true IP address ever shows you can expect a knock on your half-way house door for multiple probation violations, as I'm almost certain you're not allowed access to the internet.

You dirty old man.

Here’s Johnny!

What a stupid fucking cunt. 

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5 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said:

Hahaha ff sake. Dunno. Who you think I am but it's clear you're a failed council jobsworth, mediocre, security seeking wanker.

Drink bleach and have a nice day 🙂

If you've got nothing to hide, show your true IP address. Proper and Roops can then check whether you're the beast we all think you are. 

You're clearly worried that the pornographic fantasies about a child you shared over PM will be forwarded on to The Old Bill, and if I ever get hold of where you are, you can expect more than a hard knock on the door.

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5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

If you've got nothing to hide, show your true IP address. Proper and Roops can then check whether you're the beast we all think you are. 

You're clearly worried that the pornographic fantasies about a child you shared over PM will be forwarded on to The Old Bill, and if I ever get hold of where you are, you can expect more than a hard knock on the door.

You seem a tad rattled council jobsworth cunt. How the 9 to 5 commute? Just keep feeding the machine wanker.

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5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

If you've got nothing to hide, show your true IP address. Proper and Roops can then check whether you're the beast we all think you are. 

You're clearly worried that the pornographic fantasies about a child you shared over PM will be forwarded on to The Old Bill, and if I ever get hold of where you are, you can expect more than a hard knock on the door.

He’s more worried that @Mrs Roops will publish the account details on his computer showing how much debt he left his daughters in when his faggot hairdressing business went tits up and he ran away to New Zealand. 
 Definitely a pervert. He fucks his 80 year old slope housekeeper. 
 Did I mention that he’s fucking thick?

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15 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said:

You seem a tad rattled council jobsworth cunt. How the 9 to 5 commute? Just keep feeding the machine wanker.

Ohhhh it's you. There's only one thing worse than a beast, and that's an old faggot hairdresser with all the fiscal responsibility of Nick Leeson. 

You must be the only scissor wielder in history who could fuck up a business with such a captive audience, it's hardly like getting a haircut will ever go out of fashion. Your poor daughter, still, at least you've run off to a third world country so she never has to face the worst father Britain has seen since Fred West 

Anyway, you insolvent little twat, how many of my nominations have you plagiarised recently because you're too fucking thick to produce an original idea?

Lolololol.

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