Witheredscrote Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 On 23/04/2023 at 12:49, PANZER MURPHY said: Sez the man with the ammerz n stabby tings n nothin downstairs..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Indeed. When he takes his tadger out for a piss, the mice behind his bog pan, point, stare, and laugh. La vie aux Republiques. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 On 23/04/2023 at 10:52, Jake The Muss said: i have just got back from running in the London marathon and my time was under 2 hours. It's a fact, cunts do tend to run a lot quicker when there's a police Alsatian on their trail. 🐕🦺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, and said: It's a fact, cunts do tend to run a lot quicker when there's a police Alsatian on their trail. 🐕🦺 Fuck my eye out, if it isn't enough that you sniff dogshit, now it's oozing out of your fucking fab stupid gob. Fuck off you dinlo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 2 hours ago, and said: It's a fact, cunts do tend to run a lot quicker when there's a police Alsatian on their trail. 🐕🦺 Whereas you'd surrender yourself instantly, face planted into the ground and arsehole sticking up ready for 'doggy style' action. Lololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 On 23/04/2023 at 11:49, PANZER MURPHY said: Sez the man with the ammerz n stabby tings n nothin downstairs..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY P, I'm going to be over in the old sod from tomorrow until 2 May, laying my head down at my sister's in D9. I'll be out and about the entire time, so have you got any gigs on? PM me the deets and also the name and address of someone who can chop me up some bugle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: P, I'm going to be over in the old sod from tomorrow until 2 May, laying my head down at my sister's in D9. I'll be out and about the entire time, so have you got any gigs on? PM me the deets and also the name and address of someone who can chop me up some bugle. Faílte go balie átha cliath decco baby...couldn't tell ya where ill be tootin as i usually don't know meself..ima guerrilla musician..i get the call..time n location and i decide if ill take the gig..as for the other thing ..yer stayin in dublin 9.. UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 West Midlands Police did half a decent job recently when they tasered one of those token chav-beast dogs mid-fight and threw it in a wheelie bin. My only disappointment is that the dog did not end up in the same place as Corrie McKeague. I would have personally felt more satisfied pepper spraying the fucking thing and then giving it a few tenderising blows with a truncheon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 47 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: West Midlands Police did half a decent job recently when they tasered one of those token chav-beast dogs mid-fight and threw it in a wheelie bin. My only disappointment is that the dog did not end up in the same place as Corrie McKeague. I would have personally felt more satisfied pepper spraying the fucking thing and then giving it a few tenderising blows with a truncheon. Why bring Corrie McKeague into it? That story is genuinely tragic and that was a cuntish reference. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 On 16/07/2023 at 14:51, Mike Hunt said: Why bring Corrie McKeague into it? That story is genuinely tragic and that was a cuntish reference. Errrmm.....Cunts Corner. You stupid fucking cunt. Perhaps you've LOGGED in here mistakingly, instead of Mumsnet or Istillpissthebednet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: Why bring Corrie McKeague into it? That story is genuinely tragic and that was a cuntish reference. Because he’s completely fucking inebriated would be my guess… a theory backed up convincingly by his reply to your above post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Errrmm.....Cunts Corner. You stupid fucking cunt. Perhaps you've in her mistakingly, instead of Mumsnet or Istillpissthebednet. Have a nice cup of tea Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Perhaps you've in her mistakingly, instead of Mumsnet or Istillpissthebednet. Never a good idea to accuse someone of making a mistake when your spelling and grammar's so poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 On 16/07/2023 at 16:30, Mike Hunt said: Never a good idea to accuse someone of making a mistake when your spelling and grammar's so poor. Bed wetter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Bed wetter. What’s wrong with you? You’ve been giving Mike Hunt a good pounding all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 On 16/07/2023 at 16:27, Cunty BigBollox said: Errrmm.....Cunts Corner. You stupid fucking cunt. Perhaps you've LOGGED in here mistakingly, instead of Mumsnet or Istillpissthebednet. Wow - I missed this spectacular display of drunken stupidity. You’re a complete moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What’s wrong with you? You’ve been giving Mike Hunt a good pounding all week. That sounds very strange Eric. Have you even got a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That sounds very strange Eric. Have you even got a cunt? That was sort of the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was sort of the point. Well, in that case, bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 On 16/07/2023 at 14:06, Cunty BigBollox said: West Midlands Police did half a decent job recently when they tasered one of those token chav-beast dogs mid-fight and threw it in a wheelie bin. My only disappointment is that the dog did not end up in the same place as Corrie McKeague. I would have personally felt more satisfied pepper spraying the fucking thing and then giving it a few tenderising blows with a truncheon. Shut up you colossal fucking drunken dickhead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 32 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Shut up you colossal fucking drunken dickhead. I think you'll find Airman McKeague was the colossal drunken dickhead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think you'll find Airman McKeague was the colossal drunken dickhead. Drew, I don't know what it is about you but uniquely among most posters on here I do have a certain soft spot for you. You're undoubtedly a monumental fucking prick with breath that could strip off ten layers of paint from a kitchen wall, but drunken idiocy aside, I probably would piss on you if you were on fire. The very fact that your blood is 95 percent value vodka would undoubtedly result in my urine being ineffective, but the thought would still be there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 42 minutes ago, Decimus said: Drew, I don't know what it is about you but uniquely among most posters on here I do have a certain soft spot for you. You're undoubtedly a monumental fucking prick with breath that could strip off ten layers of paint from a kitchen wall, but drunken idiocy aside, I probably would piss on you if you were on fire. The very fact that your blood is 95 percent value vodka would undoubtedly result in my urine being ineffective, but the thought would still be there. Anyone who ever again questions your empathetic, humanitarian, selfless nature will owe you a massive apology when confronted with this post. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think you'll find Airman McKeague was the colossal drunken dickhead. With that critique, it's a good job I've never coveted the validation of someone who spends their life as plastered as Corrie McKeague was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Wow - I missed this spectacular display of drunken stupidity. You’re a complete moron. Good Evening @Ape™️ .. chop! chop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Good Evening @Ape™️ .. chop! chop! Kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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