Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I don’t think you will ever get to the truth, LC, as every patriotic cunt of every land, tends to extol the benefits of their respective shithole nation. Think of Swiss Toni on speed. Extolling the benefits of your shithole nation, is very much like mak… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Please don't confuse the thick twat. He will be asking why he needs an old Japanese car, to hide a sausage. lol Scrote, how's the French revolution going, have you outed that Rothschild puppet Macron yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You will probably be playing hide the sausage with your dachshund…. No, that would be the kind of thing your thick pal R-soles would get up to...but first he would want to be covered in shit, you can do the honors by opening your stupid fucking mouth and the shit will roll out on to him. Stupid fucking dullard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Scrote, how's the French revolution going, have you outed that Rothschild puppet Macron yet ? It's going reasonably well, but with the cost of petrol, and every cunt recycling their bottles, it's difficult. Oh, fuck off as well. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 Just now, Witheredscrote said: It's going reasonably well, but with the cost of petrol, and every cunt recycling their bottles, it's difficult. Oh, fuck off as well. These WEF puppets are running scared Scrote, did you see that freak show when Sunak and his motorcade was going through London and all those half-wit brain-dead coppers was on push bikes and many running out of breathe along side the cars, a pathetic showing don't you think as they're obviously out of shape and the people could take them easy if they organised themselves better. I was thinking of starting a gofundme page and try and raise some money for the coppers gym memberships. You can fuck off now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: No, that would be the kind of thing your thick pal R-soles would get up to...but first he would want to be covered in shit, you can do the honors by opening your stupid fucking mouth and the shit will roll out on to him. Stupid fucking dullard. Good evening……pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: No, that would be the kind of thing your thick pal R-soles would get up to...but first he would want to be covered in shit, you can do the honors by opening your stupid fucking mouth and the shit will roll out on to him. Stupid fucking dullard. Fender about 30 years ago I was in a traffic queue at some lights behind Maggie and Dennis Thatcher who were in their Jag, she was in the driving seat and signalling to turn right but when the lights changed she just drove straight on .. I was not surprised at that as she had once said that "the lady was not for turning". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: You can fuck off now. I am in the morning. @Eddie has kindly offered me a freeby week in his penthouse flat in Whitstable. It is the least the cunt can do for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said: Fender about 30 years ao I was in a traffic queue at some lights behind Maggie and Dennis Thatcher who were in their Jag, she was in the driving seat and signalling to turn right but when the lights changed she just drove straight on .. I was not surprised at that as she had once said that "the lady was not for turning". When Margaret was PM Dennis regularly kept her waiting in the golf club car par whilst he and Bill Deedes downed multiple G&T’s. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: I am in the morning. @Eddie has kindly offered me a freeby week in his penthouse flat in Whitstable. It is the least the cunt can do for me. You should have hundreds of Oysters then shit yourself….. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 @Eddie has given me the shits for years. I don't need the oysters. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 30/04/2023 at 00:28, Last Cunt Standing said: “They do bring in a lot of tourists, though, don’t they?”. “What’s the alternative, President Boris Johnson? President Tony Blair?” ”They do a lot of good though, that Princess Anne works so hard” ”They bring the country together, like when the Queen addressed the nation during Covid” Vox populi, Vox dei. Britons should get off their fucking knees. ‘Such is life.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You will probably be playing hide the sausage with your dachshund…. Disgusting. How low can you get? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: When Margaret was PM Dennis regularly kept her waiting in the golf club car par whilst he and Bill Deedes downed multiple G&T’s. Lol. I bet they downed a lot more than G&Ts in the gents toilets too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Fender about 30 years ago I was in a traffic queue at some lights behind Maggie and Dennis Thatcher who were in their Jag, she was in the driving seat and signalling to turn right but when the lights changed she just drove straight on .. I was not surprised at that as she had once said that "the lady was not for turning". What a shame the Thatcher's shadow vehicle, carrying bodyguards, didn't clock your huge Bernard Bresslaw mitts as they shovelled the steering wheel from left-right, taking you out as an odd-looking "man-woman creature of unknown gender" (back in the 80s), thus saving everyone the agony of your puntership here 30 years later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 22 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What a shame the Thatcher's shadow vehicle, carrying bodyguards, didn't clock your huge Bernard Bresslaw mitts as they shovelled the steering wheel from left-right, taking you out as an odd-looking "man-woman creature of unknown gender" (back in the 80s), thus saving everyone the agony of your puntership here 30 years later. They probably clocked him and thought it was John Bindon incognito on his way to pick up Margaret at the back exit of Buck House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 35 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What a shame the Thatcher's shadow vehicle, carrying bodyguards, didn't clock your huge Bernard Bresslaw mitts as they shovelled the steering wheel from left-right, taking you out as an odd-looking "man-woman creature of unknown gender" (back in the 80s), thus saving everyone the agony of your puntership here 30 years later. They wouldn't have seen me you fuckwit because it never fucking happened .. now go back to polishing your alpacas lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 26 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: They wouldn't have seen me you fuckwit because it never fucking happened .. now go back to polishing your alpacas lol. What a shame you ever fucking happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I am in the morning. @Eddie has kindly offered me a freeby week in his penthouse flat in Whitstable. It is the least the cunt can do for me. Here is the Sunak video, you ungrateful arrogant looking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Fender about 30 years ago I was in a traffic queue at some lights behind Maggie and Dennis Thatcher who were in their Jag, she was in the driving seat and signalling to turn right but when the lights changed she just drove straight on .. I was not surprised at that as she had once said that "the lady was not for turning". You've definitely had a lobotomy. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening……pleb. Fuck off cock chomper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: When Margaret was PM Dennis regularly kept her waiting in the golf club car par whilst he and Bill Deedes downed multiple G&T’s. Lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck off. Alright mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Alright mate? Oi Costas, what are you doing for The Coronation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 11 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Here is the Sunak video, you ungrateful arrogant looking cunt. The plod will perform any circus trick if you pay them enough wage & pension money. The next lowest denominator after the royalty and scum politicos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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