Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2023 Report Share Posted May 19, 2023 Just now, Carl Sway said: No. I didn’t know who Haley steinberg was. But I looked her up. She was excellent in Bumblebee. More like daughter material at my age though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 19, 2023 Report Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn’t know who Haley steinberg was. But I looked her up. She was excellent in Bumblebee. More like daughter material at my age though. …and his, probably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2023 Report Share Posted May 19, 2023 4 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Have you seen Hailee Steinfeld? She's amazing. Why am I not surprised. Keep it in your fucking pants, Sway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn’t know who Haley steinberg was. But I looked her up. She was excellent in Bumblebee. More like daughter material at my age though. Hailee Steinfeld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 6 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Hailee Steinfeld. Steinberg/Steinfeld…. I am shocked that you didn’t spot the deliberate reference to things Brigante. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Steinberg/Steinfeld…. I am shocked that you didn’t spot the deliberate reference to things Brigante. Wow. I like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 28 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Wow. I like this. Of course you do. I am a shelf round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 On 19/05/2023 at 11:37, Eric Cuntman said: I didn’t know who Haley steinberg was. But I looked her up. She was excellent in Bumblebee. More like daughter material at my age though. I've seen Bumblebee now. Not my cup of tea at all. The only things that made it tolerable were the Smiths songs, the Smiths t-shirt, the Damned t-shirt, and the Elvis Costello and The Attractions t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 11 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I've seen Bumblebee now. Not my cup of tea at all. Indeed, I imagine that the most recent iteration in the franchise, "Rise of the Beasts" is more your flavour. Lololol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed, I imagine that the most recent iteration in the franchise, "Rise of the Beasts" is more your flavour. Lololol. Fuck off. I watched ‘Hard Candy’ again last week. That girl was a fucking incredible actress. What a fucking waste. I still don’t get Carl’s attraction, but before it chose to be a transgender mutant, she was massively talented, ok looking in a tomboy sort of way, and likeable. John Dunsworth (Jim Lahey) taught her at his drama school and touted her as a massive star before she was 10. And now look at the stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed, I imagine that the most recent iteration in the franchise, "Rise of the Beasts" is more your flavour. Lololol. Fuck off. You imagine things of that nature frequently. Evidently it's you that has the problem. Contact your GP before it's too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 4 hours ago, Carl Sway said: You imagine things of that nature frequently. Evidently it's you that has the problem. Contact your GP before it's too late. If I saw a man shagging a corpse I'd believe what my eyes were showing me, that he was a necrophiliac. If I read comments from a man about 'women' he finds attractive and they all happen to look like children, I'm going to again believe what my eyes are showing me. No imagination or exaggeration necessary, Carly. You are what you eat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 20 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I've seen Bumblebee now. Not my cup of tea at all. The only things that made it tolerable were the Smiths songs, the Smiths t-shirt, the Damned t-shirt, and the Elvis Costello and The Attractions t-shirt. Do you have a stall at Wembley market? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 17 hours ago, Decimus said: If I saw a man shagging a corpse I'd believe what my eyes were showing me, that he was a necrophiliac. If I read comments from a man about 'women' he finds attractive and they all happen to look like children, I'm going to again believe what my eyes are showing me. No imagination or exaggeration necessary, Carly. You are what you eat. I collected my daughter from Norwich medical school today Decs, I must say first time in that area and I loved it. I have never seen so many Ginger women, it was like I had died and gone to patsy Parmer heaven! You lucky duck 🦆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I collected my daughter from Norwich medical school today Decs, I must say first time in that area and I loved it. I have never seen so many Ginger women, it was like I had died and gone to patsy Parmer heaven! You lucky duck 🦆 My missus is a red, Ed, next time you're up you can have a ride. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Eddie said: I collected my daughter from Norwich medical school today No more scouring the internet for a bespoke glover every time she needs a new pair now Ed. How many fingers did she have off in total? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 (edited) 19 hours ago, Decimus said: My missus is a red, Ed, next time you're up you can have a ride. If it's before Ed, I would like a go as well. Edited July 2, 2023 by Witheredscrote Jeyes Disinfectant £ 35 - 00 for 5 lts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: Carl, what's going on here? You don't want to know, Fiddy. Put it this way, Sway isn't winning any babysitter of the year competitions. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: You don't want to know, Fiddy. Put it this way, Sway isn't winning any babysitter of the year competitions. It’s a sick pastime anyway. Sitting on the average baby is going to kill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a sick pastime anyway. Sitting on the average baby is going to kill it. Assphyxiation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a sick pastime anyway. Sitting on the average baby is going to kill it. Eric, I was out until 3am last night and I woke up at 8 and immediately started on a bottle of wine. That's down, I'm also two spliffs in and a quarter tab of acid went into my gob half an hour ago. @and have you had a Smirnoff ice this weekend? Fucking Quaker oats cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Eric, I was out until 3am last night and I woke up at 8 and immediately started on a bottle of wine. That's down, I'm also two spliffs in and a quarter tab of acid went into my gob half an hour ago. @and have you had a Smirnoff ice this weekend? Fucking Quaker oats cunt. Decs, I recently stayed up for three days and went through a quarter... The lack of sleep had totally messed my head up and I've shocked myself to be honest with my shocking behaviour... I'm also grateful I didn't end up dead. I'm going to have the comedown from fucking hell over the next few days... @Carl Sway and @LastoftheMullets consider yourselves fucking warned... You're both fucking dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2023 Report Share Posted July 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Decs, I recently stayed up for three days and went through a quarter... The lack of sleep had totally messed my head up and I've shocked myself to be honest with my shocking behaviour... I'm also grateful I didn't end up dead. I'm going to have the comedown from fucking hell over the next few days... @Carl Sway and @LastoftheMullets consider yourselves fucking warned... You're both fucking dead. I’ve eaten 3 ounces of plutonium and did a shit that obliterated the Armitage Shanks porcelain, smashed through two ceilings and floors, and then caught fire. And my cock turned blue and started buzzing. Can anyone beat that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 02/07/2023 at 12:37, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Decs, I recently stayed up for three days and went through a quarter... The lack of sleep had totally messed my head up and I've shocked myself to be honest with my shocking behaviour... I'm also grateful I didn't end up dead. I'm going to have the comedown from fucking hell over the next few days... @Carl Sway and @LastoftheMullets consider yourselves fucking warned... You're both fucking dead. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ow18q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ow18q I quite often find a few obscure programmes on Dailymotion that aren’t on the other streaming/hosting/whatever websites. I think ‘Ideal’ with Johnny Vegas is on there. Pain in the arse to navigate though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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