King Billy Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Racism but not against blacks, Obviously reported anyway. Wop the fuck are you saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 On 12/06/2023 at 22:00, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Neil, if you are really in Italy you sound bored shitless. Anyways how about a short video like your 'I'll get you Frank' one in Scotland. I'd love to see the sunset? 'Ere you go...... https://streamable.com/3jgvo1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Neil said: 'Ere you go...... https://streamable.com/3jgvo1 Fucking hell! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Neil said: 'Ere you go...... https://streamable.com/3jgvo1 Superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fucking hell! I've got to say Frank, it's miles better than your 'singing in French' high up at the top of some building we all hoped you had jumped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Neil said: 'Ere you go...... https://streamable.com/3jgvo1 Phaackin laahvely place you're staying in there Neil. I'm yet to visit Italy, I want to discover the land of some of my ancestors, let me know the region you're in and I'll put it on the shortlist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 4 hours ago, Neil said: 'Ere you go...... https://streamable.com/3jgvo1 Qualitah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Neil said: 'Ere you go...... https://streamable.com/3jgvo1 Neil, by the sound of your voice and heavy breathing, I wouldn’t start any long books…. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Neil said: 'Ere you go...... https://streamable.com/3jgvo1 I have to applaud you, Neil, you're certainly taking every step you can to appear the picture of the sophisticated cunt about town. A lovely villa in Tuscany, sampling the finest cuisine that Italy can offer and washing it all down with wine that even the sommelier at The Savoy would spaff his maggot over. That being said, you can't polish a turd and your Warble Entertainment Delboy impersonator act leads me to believe that you're sat on the rattan secretly craving a rustler burger and a pint of room temperature Carling. You fat fucking cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 The chef has just left, Ravioli with ricotta cheese and spinach in a sage and butter sauce followed by beef and rosemary and garlic roast potatoes followed with a panacotta and raspberry sauce. Fucking superb it was, she was a 30 year old nymphet with a bald,fugly boyfriend and I'd have gladly given her my own special sauce given half a chance. I'm just waiting for Mrs N to pass out from the copious amounts of Prosecco the fat cunt has quaffed and I'm going to have a proper hand shandy on the strength of the chefs tight arse jeans visualised in the old wank bank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 11 minutes ago, Neil said: The chef has just left, Ravioli with ricotta cheese and spinach in a sage and butter sauce followed by beef and rosemary and garlic roast potatoes followed with a panacotta and raspberry sauce. Fucking superb it was, she was a 30 year old nymphet with a bald,fugly boyfriend and I'd have gladly given her my own special sauce given half a chance. I'm just waiting for Mrs N to pass out from the copious amounts of Prosecco the fat cunt has quaffed and I'm going to have a proper hand shandy on the strength of the chefs tight arse jeans visualised in the old wank bank. Everything about you Neil makes me feel sick. You have the tone of a man whose winkle hasn’t been touched for over twenty years. I bet even poor old Mike gets the occasional shake-off from his crip. What’s your flight number? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 33 minutes ago, Neil said: The chef has just left, Ravioli with ricotta cheese and spinach in a sage and butter sauce followed by beef and rosemary and garlic roast potatoes followed with a panacotta and raspberry sauce. Fucking superb it was, she was a 30 year old nymphet with a bald,fugly boyfriend and I'd have gladly given her my own special sauce given half a chance. I'm just waiting for Mrs N to pass out from the copious amounts of Prosecco the fat cunt has quaffed and I'm going to have a proper hand shandy on the strength of the chefs tight arse jeans visualised in the old wank bank. It's like reading a passage from a Coleridge poem. You romantic bastard you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 38 minutes ago, Neil said: The chef has just left, Ravioli with ricotta cheese and spinach in a sage and butter sauce followed by beef and rosemary and garlic roast potatoes followed with a panacotta and raspberry sauce. Fucking superb it was, she was a 30 year old nymphet with a bald,fugly boyfriend and I'd have gladly given her my own special sauce given half a chance. I'm just waiting for Mrs N to pass out from the copious amounts of Prosecco the fat cunt has quaffed and I'm going to have a proper hand shandy on the strength of the chefs tight arse jeans visualised in the old wank bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 10 hours ago, Eddie said: Neil, by the sound of your voice and heavy breathing, I wouldn’t start any long books…. You should have heard/seen the rehearsals, I'm more likely to be contacted by A & E than RADA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 10 hours ago, Frank said: Everything about you Neil makes me feel sick. You have the tone of a man whose winkle hasn’t been touched for over twenty years. I bet even poor old Mike gets the occasional shake-off from his crip. What’s your flight number? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 7, 2023 Report Share Posted July 7, 2023 On 15/06/2023 at 15:08, Neil said: 'Ere you go...... https://streamable.com/3jgvo1 Superb stuff Neil. Frank can't bring himself to like it, so job done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 7, 2023 Report Share Posted July 7, 2023 20 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Superb stuff Neil. Frank can't bring himself to like it, so job done. @Frank has been remarkably reticent since confessing to having his face buried in Mitch's fag ash strewn pubes. I'm no Maigret, but if I was a multi-millionaire, I'd be the last person on Earth to closely examine my old man's bellend in his dotage. He's either a impecunious fantasist who can't afford a minimum wage Polack to do the dirty business, which his fibre glass, faux marble mantelpiece would suggest. Or he just really likes spending his free time sniffing old cock. To be fair, either scenario is remarkably plausible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2023 Report Share Posted July 7, 2023 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Frank has been remarkably reticent since confessing to having his face buried in Mitch's fag ash strewn pubes. I'm no Maigret, but if I was a multi-millionaire, I'd be the last person on Earth to closely examine my old man's bellend in his dotage. He's either a impecunious fantasist who can't afford a minimum wage Polack to do the dirty business, which his fibre glass, faux marble mantelpiece would suggest. Or he just really likes spending his free time sniffing old cock. To be fair, either scenario is remarkably plausible. Scenario 3: Mitch is still in control of the bank accounts and has been psychologically assessed as still legally responsible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2023 Report Share Posted July 7, 2023 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Scenario 3: Mitch is still in control of the bank accounts and has been psychologically assessed as still legally responsible. Scenario 4. Frank is what he’s always been…an absolute fucking disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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