camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 https://dutchreview.com/news/miss-nederland-2023-trans-woman/ So the new Miss Netherlands used to have a meat and two veg dangling between a pair of hairy thighs. What I want to know is how fucking ugly were the losers? The world has gone to fuck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 She had lobsters up the arse, She was fucking working class... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: She had lobsters up the arse, She was fucking working class... Hey Jayne Mansfield superstar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 Good to know it's gonna be competing with other butt-ugly aliens from Mars, Uranus and the other life-containing planets in the known universe. Pity Stockton Rush isn't around to build the space capsule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://dutchreview.com/news/miss-nederland-2023-trans-woman/ So the new Miss Netherlands used to have a meat and two veg dangling between a pair of hairy thighs. What I want to know is how fucking ugly were the losers? The world has gone to fuck. Miss Nether-regions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 It used to be that little boy who liked fingering dykes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It used to be that little boy who liked fingering dykes. He was a scouser though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: that little boy who liked fingering dykes. Dylan Mulvaney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: He was a scouser though. Don't be silly, the fucking dyke's still there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 Jeeeesus,Is it breaking those choppers in for Red Rum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 Is it from Rotterdame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 2 hours ago, Neil said: Jeeeesus,Is it breaking those choppers in for Red Rum? Neil you filthy, common, obese, short-of-breath 'stay two weeks on an incomplete job and fuck off to another' builder, I'd imagine after 12 pints of Carling you'd autopilot straight for 'her' gash & arsehole without so much as any prior discourse. I can imagine you waking in the morning, little maggot caked in brown sweetcorn, gleefully thinking to yourself "Cor blimey, what a stunning blonde Dutchie you've pulled there Neil old son... you've still got it!", before climbing into your 'I wish my wife woz this dirty' inscribed Transit tipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 44 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I can imagine I see you've caught the @Decimus bug, two rampant, sick cunts, with a vivid imagination Go on, admit it, you're clones, a pair of septic abominations, created from the same sperm donor💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Zev said: I see you've caught the @Decimus bug, two rampant, sick cunts, with a vivid imagination Go on, admit it, you're clones, a pair of septic abominations, created from the same sperm donor💦 Rumour has it, they donate sperm to each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 15:21, Wolfie said: Neil you filthy, common, obese, short-of-breath 'stay two weeks on an incomplete job and fuck off to another' builder, I'd imagine after 12 pints of Carling you'd autopilot straight for 'her' gash & arsehole without so much as any prior discourse. I can imagine you waking in the morning, little maggot caked in brown sweetcorn, gleefully thinking to yourself "Cor blimey, what a stunning blonde Dutchie you've pulled there Neil old son... you've still got it!", before climbing into your 'I wish my wife woz this dirty' inscribed Transit tipper. Have you tried applying to Mills & Boon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 10 hours ago, Neil said: Have you tried applying to Mills & Boon? Yes, and I'm falling just short of the required standard. A chapter from you might make all the difference, Neil. Any ideas? I'd ask you to send the publisher a draft, though I fear the pages would all be stuck together. 'ere all week. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Yes, and I'm falling just short of the required standard. A chapter from you might make all the difference, Neil. Any ideas? I'd ask you to send the publisher a draft, though I fear the pages would all be stuck together. 'ere all week. Fuck off. A huge wave of relief swept over our heroine and all the fear and panic she’d been feeling disappeared, as the little Bedford Rascal van pulled over and the handsome young driver called out to her…. ‘Jump in darling. You’re safe now. Neil won’t hurt you.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 17:32, Cunty BigBollox said: Rumour has it, they donate sperm to each other Actually, if your jizz was analysed in a lab, I'm certain more than 50% of your petri dish-wank experience would contain Thatcher's Gold & Bacardi Breezer-derived ethanol in the sample, you obviously chavvy, utterly classless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 26 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Actually, if your jizz was analysed in a lab, I'm certain more than 50% of your petri dish-wank experience would contain Thatcher's Gold & Bacardi Breezer-derived ethanol in the sample, you obviously chavvy, utterly classless cunt. Poor effort 2/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 17:32, Cunty BigBollox said: Rumour has it, they donate sperm to each other Speaking of donors, how’s your application for a new liver progressing, you spectacularly unfunny dickhead? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Speaking of donors, how’s your application for a new liver progressing, you spectacularly unfunny dickhead? George Best and Oliver Reed both flatly turned down Drew’s liver and Boris Yeltsin threatened to nuke his bungalow and every off licence in a five mile radius unless Reginald Bosanquet apologised on the BBC six o’clock news after taking a live breathalyser test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 On 15/07/2023 at 10:28, Ape™️ said: Speaking of donors, how’s your application for a new liver progressing, you spectacularly unfunny dickhead? I will wager that Drews liver is in better condition than yoursor Deccos and in far better condition that Billys big fat mouth from all the spunk Billy has drunk from trannies cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I will wager that Drews liver is in better condition than yoursor Deccos and in far better condition that Billys big fat mouth from all the spunk Billy has drunk from trannies cocks. Reported for transphobia (I know 🤣). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 10 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I will wager that Drews liver is in better condition than yoursor Deccos and in far better condition that Billys big fat mouth from all the spunk Billy has drunk from trannies cocks. Do you not think it's incredibly weird that a 'woman' in 'her' late seventies spends so much time on a website of this nature, full of people who absolutely despise 'her'? I certainly fucking do. I couldn't even begin to imagine my grandmother trawling through the absolute filth of this website whilst being abused everytime she made a post. Serious question now- What the fuck is wrong with you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: Serious question now- What the fuck is wrong with you? ‘What lies beneath?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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