Snowy Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought the black one was a white bloke in Jolson make up, then I realised he’s the only one who can actually dance and is genuinely black. I can see a Jag in the distance,maybe we have found our @Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How idle. One more dot you dense has-been meff. After weasel @entitled little cunt, your like-to-post ratio is the lowest the site has ever seen. 18 percent. No one likes you. None. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 7 minutes ago, Frank said: After weasel @entitled little cunt, your like-to-post ratio is the lowest the site has ever seen. 18 percent. No one likes you. None. Add maths to your English language deficiencies. Listen, fucknuckles. The last time you tried it on with me you got royally leathered. Don’t try my patience anymore or I’ll repeat the dose. Capiche…wop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 49 minutes ago, Snowy said: I can see a Jag in the distance,maybe we have found our @Eddie BMW (Black Mans Willy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 On 15/03/2024 at 12:54, Frank said: Procrastinating, Ed. I’ve got to put together the service charge accounts on a block of flats full of chinks. There’s fuck all in it and I don’t want to do it. What do you suggest? Cockle picking in Morecambe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Cockle picking in Morecambe. Those people were told to get out of the water when the tide reached knee high. Unfortunately, Nee Hai was having lunch on the promenade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 On 17/03/2024 at 20:37, Penny Farthing said: You have a warm heart behind that cold exterior. No he doesn't, that's the lighter-fluid that somebody just set fire to, hoping they'd incinerate the cunt. 🔥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 22 hours ago, Frank said: After weasel @entitled little cunt, your like-to-post ratio is the lowest the site has ever seen. 18 percent. No one likes you. None. TBH I don't think that @Wolfie really likes him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 1 hour ago, and said: No he doesn't, that's just the lighter-fluid that somebody just set fire to, hoping they'd incinerate the cunt. 🔥 This ranks amongst the stupidest and least funny posts you’ve ever made. Quite an achievement considering your extensive back catalogue of utter fucking drivel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This ranks amongst the stupidest and least funny posts you’ve ever made. Quite an achievement considering your extensive back catalogue of utter fucking drivel. You fucked that up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You fucked that up. I don’t feel comfortable being all edgy and cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I don’t feel comfortable being all edgy and cool. Me neither homeboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me neither homeboy. Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: TBH I don't think that @Wolfie really likes him. No one likes him. Not on here, or anywhere. Unless he’s being used to garner likes, the few remaining regulars give him a wide berth. I’ll put him to rest in the coming weeks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guttersnipe Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 You cunts would fuck up a cup of coffee between you. Get down off the fence and voice a reasoned, cogent argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 8 hours ago, Guttersnipe said: You cunts would fuck up a cup of coffee between you. Get down off the fence and voice a reasoned, cogent argument. Who the fuck are you .. we are not into that sort of thing .. show some respect to your betters. 😠 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 On 18/03/2024 at 13:02, Wolfie said: In the days when I was a confident swimmer, before almost being eaten by a Great white in South Africa changed my perception of the oceans How disappointing. The angry little pilchard wasn't up for doing us any favours, obviously. 🦈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 22 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: TBH I don't think that @Wolfie really likes him. @Wolfie only likes cunts who are deferential, and that spot is already taken by his pet @Old Chap Raasclaat, unfortunately there's nothing left for the charmless DC. 😢 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 11 minutes ago, and said: How disappointing. The angry little pilchard wasn't up for doing us any favours, obviously. 🦈 Yawn, have you ever considered you may have too much time on your hands? Did this seem funny as you typed it? Does it not sound a bit petty and demonstrate your inability to actually contribute anything decent here? I knew your were shite when I first arrived but I've got to say, and, I think you may actually be worse than @Penny Farthing now, such had been your rapid decline from shite to awful. Lol. We'll done, old chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 On 17/03/2024 at 20:56, Eric Cuntman said: He does it deliberately. His weird behaviour has been a bit much of late, Eric. I went out of town for the day to clear my head, ended up in Kent. I've never seen so many whiteys before, Eric, I think I saw you there, or may not have actually. You whiteys all look the same to me anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 19 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Yawn, have you ever considered you may have too much time on your hands? Did this seem funny as you typed it? Does it not sound a bit petty and demonstrate your inability to actually contribute anything decent here? I knew your were shite when I first arrived but I've got to say, and, I think you may actually be worse than @Penny Farthing now, such had been your rapid decline from shite to awful. Lol. We'll done, old chap. Thanks, you're too kind. It's taken me nearly ten years to degenerate to this level, got to tell you, it hasn't been easy, but I stuck at it, and now I'm almost where I am supposed to be. Wish me luck, I'll make it, one day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 On 18/03/2024 at 10:44, Dyslexic cnut said: If I am, it will confirm a very worrying rumour about site ownership. Let’s see eh? Dickhead. It doesn't confirm anything of the sort...also, so much for your assurance given to me less than a fortnight ago that you'll cease breaking rule 12. As you take time out in the cooler you might reflect that fucking about has it's consequences. On a different note, you do realise your brittle ego was wound-up by the site's notorious wind up-merchant resulting in your cack-handed manipulation of the leader board? Again consequences ensue... Lastly, cease and desist interjecting the word "nigger" in your posts - I've had to edit three posts in as many weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 On 18/03/2024 at 11:42, camberwell gypsy said: A good fish restaurant would be nice That's a bit boring, CG. I went to some club and ended up on the beach at 6am the next morning, still sort of pissed and fingering some sexy woman from the Czech Republic. I've got fond memories of Paphos. Enjoy your fish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 18 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: His weird behaviour has been a bit much of late, Eric. I went out of town for the day to clear my head, ended up in Kent. I've never seen so many whiteys before, Eric, I think I saw you there, or may not have actually. You whiteys all look the same to me anyways. Where in Kent? I’m from Dartford. Not Crayford where all the darkies (Eddie) live. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: nigger Reported. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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