Eddie Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Pwann kwacker karaoke https://streamable.com/gl4gg5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Are they cloning these cunts, they all look the fuckin' same to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 1 hour ago, Frank said: or her entire being is made up of semen from a thousand black sailors cocks Who do we know with enough experience to comment on these matters? Ah, yes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 2 hours ago, Eddie said: No the herring smell was only because you flies were open, filthy French toad. Ed. I’ve got a pal who thinks he’s Charlie Big Bollocks these days. He’s taken to posting clips of him kicking back and swigging beer in his outdoor hot-tub thing, you know, all neon lights and bubbles, the prick. Here’s the thing, his wife confided in mine that the fucking thing is second hand ffs. A second hand hot-tub…that’s like wearing someone else”s soiled boxer-shorts, surely? It is the kind of thing that the French would do…sitting in bubbling, steaming stranger spunk and fanny batter and gloating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 51 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ed. I’ve got a pal who thinks he’s Charlie Big Bollocks these days. He’s taken to posting clips of him kicking back and swigging beer in his outdoor hot-tub thing, you know, all neon lights and bubbles, the prick. Here’s the thing, his wife confided in mine that the fucking thing is second hand ffs. A second hand hot-tub…that’s like wearing someone else”s soiled boxer-shorts, surely? It is the kind of thing that the French would do…sitting in bubbling, steaming stranger spunk and fanny batter and gloating. Confided in who? Sloppy. Else"s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Confided in who? Sloppy. Else"s? 26 pages and it's still going .Legend post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Pwann kwacker karaoke https://streamable.com/gl4gg5 Looks classy. Did they have Viennetta for pud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 13 hours ago, Eddie said: In your expert opinion having spent a life time as a nurse, what are we all missing here? From what I can tell the woman has cancer and has decided not to cut ribbons whilst in treatment. Check out some of the retarded conspiracy theories regarding Kate and Charles on abovetopsecret.com ranging from the recent video of Kate is AI, to the royals don't really have cancer and are hiding in their nuclear fallout bunkers waiting for nuclear armageddon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 31 minutes ago, ClitWestwood said: Check out some of the retarded conspiracy theories regarding Kate and Charles on abovetopsecret.com ranging from the recent video of Kate is AI, to the royals don't really have cancer and are hiding in their nuclear fallout bunkers waiting for nuclear armageddon. It's all that interbreeding .Disgusting cunts .I hope they all die .Fucking parasites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: It's all that interbreeding .Disgusting cunts .I hope they all die .Fucking parasites. What precisely do you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What precisely do you mean? What do I mean ? OK. The "royal " family throughout history have proved themselves to be everything from sexual perverts to Nazis and everything inbetween.I hate every pore , every cell of their existence.They are a disgusting, evil anachronism .I hope they expire, every single one of the cunts .Does that make it clear enough even for a collassal cunt such as yourself . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 6 hours ago, Frank said: I don’t know how on earth you’ve managed to garner 35 likes in the past few days. I won’t question it. Besides, consistency is key and only the monthly LB figures are relevant. 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I've noticed you pair cunts topping the leaderboard lately... which has clearly gone to your stupid heads, hasn't it? A failed musician Hermaphrodite and a failed half dead French 'Racing Driver' strutting round like own the fucking gaff... No, it's not on. Considering you both eat the sweetcorns out each others shit, it would be no shock to discover the pair of you manipulating the leaderboard, if I could be bothered to check. Give it a fucking rest and fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 2 hours ago, Frank said: Confided in who? Sloppy. Else"s? You’re not equipped for a grammar battle, Frank. Last warning. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 46 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: What do I mean ? OK. The "royal " family throughout history have proved themselves to be everything from sexual perverts to Nazis and everything inbetween.I hate every pore , every cell of their existence.They are a disgusting, evil anachronism .I hope they expire, every single one of the cunts .Does that make it clear enough even for a collassal cunt such as yourself . You had an opportunity to be satirical or funny, but you failed, predictably. You're too stupid to be here. Get off the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've noticed you pair cunts topping the leaderboard lately... which has clearly gone to your stupid heads, hasn't it? A failed musician Hermaphrodite and a failed half dead French 'Racing Driver' strutting round like own the fucking gaff... No, it's not on. Considering you both eat the sweetcorns out each others shit, it would be no shock to discover the pair of you manipulating the leaderboard, if I could be bothered to check. Give it a fucking rest and fuck off. Uncannily spot on. Verminous fuckheads, both of ‘em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 10 hours ago, Frank said: If, god forbid, it transpires the princess is no longer with us, or her entire being is made up of semen from a thousand black sailors cocks …..You’ll know exactly how she feels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re not equipped for a grammar battle, Frank. Last warning. Cunt. Give him a few more likes and he might pretend to give your advice some consideration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 31 minutes ago, King Billy said: Give him a few more likes and he might pretend to give your advice some consideration. Steady on, Bill. Apologies for that abuse last night. I’d been taken out for a nightcap with Drew. I wasn’t myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Steady on, Bill. Apologies for that abuse last night. I’d been taken out for a nightcap with Drew. I wasn’t myself. Fair enough DC. Tbh I’m going through a bit of a rough time too. I’m seriously thinking about changing tack on the ‘conspiracy theorist’ thingy that every cunt seems to have got me down as. Seriously, what’s the fucking point when every single thing I’ve uncovered, commented on and been laughed at for has turned out without exception, to be correct? I know I’m much cleverer than everyone else (which I can’t help) but maybe I need to be a bit less kind, caring and compassionate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 On 27/04/2024 at 13:53, Frank said: I once held great admiration for the man, Ed. His long-distance annihilation of wanker Wolfie has always been a tonic for the soul. However, this recent clownish behaviour and royal ramblings make KB look positively sane. 'Keep watching'... what a total fucking moron he's turned out to be. Is there nothing good left in this world? Aw Frank, I’m sorry you feel let down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 18 hours ago, Frank said: Regardless of what or who he is, he’ll do well to stay in my good graces. I’ll tell you exactly what’s happening here, Ed. Buckle in. You might recall that poor Kate’s hospital notes were the subject of an attempted royal data breach back in January. Allegedly, unsavoury staff at The London Clinic published her medical records on the dark web. LCS, a retired, redundant, and homesick expat, peruses these sordid sites on a daily basis. He then relays the shit to all seven of us, as if he’s on the cusp of securing a groundbreaking exclusive. The man is undeniably a tool. If, god forbid, it transpires the princess is no longer with us, or her entire being is made up of semen from a thousand black sailors cocks, not a single sensible soul would care in the slightest. Again, sorry you’ve come to this conclusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Again, sorry you’ve come to this conclusion. How many days, Doc? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've noticed you pair cunts topping the leaderboard lately... which has clearly gone to your stupid heads, hasn't it? A failed musician Hermaphrodite and a failed half dead French 'Racing Driver' strutting round like own the fucking gaff... No, it's not on. Considering you both eat the sweetcorns out each others shit, it would be no shock to discover the pair of you manipulating the leaderboard, if I could be bothered to check. Give it a fucking rest and fuck off. @Frank, OCR has a good point. I'm out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Again, sorry you’ve come to this conclusion. I’ve got a conspiracy theory about the Ukraine war, there isn’t one, all the Russians are in Thailand doing what they do best, speaking loudly and being rude, they put the French to shame…. Fuck off withers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've noticed you pair cunts topping the leaderboard lately... which has clearly gone to your stupid heads, hasn't it? A failed musician Hermaphrodite and a failed half dead French 'Racing Driver' strutting round like own the fucking gaff... No, it's not on. Considering you both eat the sweetcorns out each others shit, it would be no shock to discover the pair of you manipulating the leaderboard, if I could be bothered to check. Give it a fucking rest and fuck off. I think it should be Hermaphrodite musician .Is the leader board important or is the leader just bored?That question is always asked just before a revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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