Ape™️ Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 19 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Things are looking too good for me @Ape™️ .. the neighbour's daughter who is a nurse has asked "how long have I got?". Did you reply in metric or imperial units? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 2 hours ago, Frank said: It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. You demented fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 31 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Things are looking too good for me @Ape™️ .. the neighbour's daughter who is a nurse has asked "how long have I got?". You’re not on about your own problems again? Please take this in the spirit it is intended and handed down to me by a little brown polished turd called Rishi: stop the fuck whining and get back to work you lazy piece of shit. There now, feel better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not going to mention the Chinese snooker player. It's often said there's a first time for everything, but this is not a temptation I ever thought I'd see you resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Actually they speak Urdu Punjabi, and it probably says 'I rimmed Frank', and the 03.12 is the time it took for you to shit in his mouth. That Chinese curry doesn't look as appealing as it did after I read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 41 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Did you reply in metric or imperial units? I am imperial. 0.0000000 recurring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 7 hours ago, Frank said: Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. How does he pick his nose? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: How does he pick his nose? With Frank's cock? Fuck nose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 More importantly, how is he going to raise the trophy when he wins and, @Frank this one is specially for you, how does he (you?) hold his cock when he takes a piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 21 hours ago, Frank said: Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. Pile of shit, like farming from the cheap seats, two years since your last nomination and this is how you return? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 37 minutes ago, Neil said: He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years? He’s been desperate to top the LB, Neil. He somehow sees that as an indicator of personal success, the sad, dopey half-faggot. Using the age-old and obvious tactic of flooding the place with shit posts, which failed spectacularly, he’s now spotted a drop in activity and launched his main broadside knowing that his piss-poor, crap utterings will be dutiful admired and ‘liked’ by the pond-life of the site led by his unable deputy @Penny Farthing. The man, and his spastic cohorts are a fucking disgrace and I genuinely hope that they die soon and slowly because fuck knows, @Mrs Roops is not going to do anything about it any time soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 20 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Things are looking too good for me @Ape™️ .. the neighbour's daughter who is a nurse has asked "how long have I got?". Is that the same girl on a Benidorm rodeo horse with no knickers on gving a fucking eyeful on YouTube shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Is that the same girl on a Benidorm rodeo horse with no knickers on gving a fucking eyeful on YouTube shorts? You selfish cunt, you could've posted a link 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 21 minutes ago, and said: You selfish cunt, you could've posted a link 👀 I've searched rodeo horse fanny but didn't like what I saw .Fucking hell there's some sick cunts around and 3 of them are on this site . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 21 hours ago, Ape™️ said: This is the kind of response I’d normally expect from a spastic like @and, but since you’re dying I’ve awarded you a like. Fuck off. Sorry to disappoint, I was away for a few days, you should try it some time. Change of scenery, and all that, I found it kind of invigorating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 15 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I've searched rodeo horse fanny but didn't like what I saw A bit Brokeback Mountain, was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 For someone whose main goal in life is to keep things on the straight and narrow, it's quite something to have a nose that appears to have been stuck on in a game of Pin the Donkey. Ronnie, if you're reading this, and you probably are, your nose is a fucking mess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 …and the blitzing of the site with crap goes on. Give it a rest, Frank, there’s plenty of exhausted young males, incapable of fighting you off around the finish line. Fill your filthy boots and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, and said: You selfish cunt, you could've posted a link 👀 I thought that so here's hoping.... 😛 https://youtube.com/shorts/2kapCJSjwnM?feature=shared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 Is this like blind football with smaller balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 8 hours ago, Eddie said: Pile of shit, like farming from the cheap seats, two years since your last nomination and this is how you return? You're never satisfied are you? How's the wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 3 hours ago, and said: Sorry to disappoint, I was away for a few days, you should try it some time. Change of scenery, and all that, I found it kind of invigorating. I don't what you to annoy @Ape™️ as if thing are really bad I want him to read the eulogy for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 On 20/04/2024 at 13:44, Frank said: Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. Your second nom in almost seven years... and we're presented with THIS? What a surprise it's attracted zero likes (until Anaconda Schlong reads my comment, that is). Ffs Frank. It's a bit like waiting in an understaffed pub for Sunday lunch, and when it finally arrives, the plate is missing the roast beef. I'm almost embarrassed for you. Almost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 59 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Your second nom in almost seven years... and we're presented with THIS? What a surprise it's attracted zero likes (until Anaconda Kong reads my comment, that is). Ffs Frank. It's a bit like waiting in an understaffed pub for Sunday lunch, and when it finally arrives, the plate is missing the roast beef. I'm almost embarrassed for you. Almost. I thought you was going to say "and somebody gobbed in my Yorkshire Pudding". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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