Last Cunt Standing Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 On 20/04/2024 at 20:44, Frank said: Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days. 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Your second nom in almost seven years... and we're presented with THIS? What a surprise it's attracted zero likes (until Anaconda Kong reads my comment, that is). Ffs Frank. It's a bit like waiting in an understaffed pub for Sunday lunch, and when it finally arrives, the plate is missing the roast beef. I'm almost embarrassed for you. Almost. Frank, you have achieved a rare feat. You’ve made me agree with @Wolfie. With the ongoing collapse of Fiat currency, the capture of the House of Windsor by a death Cult, and the coming war in the Holy Land, I’m taking this very rare agreement as the Fourth Horse of The Apocalypse and have started packing my belongings into the Ute to set off to the middle of nowhere tomorrow. I’d say it was nice knowing you, but by all accounts you’re a bit of a Cunt. So enjoy the snooker. If you really do live with 30 miles of SW1, it might well be your last. Don’t Look Up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: "and somebody gobbed in my Yorkshire Pudding". That would've been the least of it if it had been up to me...🩹💦 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 On 21/04/2024 at 20:09, Penny Farthing said: I want him to read the eulogy for me. Well, if you really think he's up to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 On 22/04/2024 at 16:23, Last Cunt Standing said: Frank, you have achieved a rare feat. You’ve made me agree with @Wolfie. With the ongoing collapse of Fiat currency, the capture of the House of Windsor by a death Cult, and the coming war in the Holy Land, I’m taking this very rare agreement as the Fourth Horse of The Apocalypse and have started packing my belongings into the Ute to set off to the middle of nowhere tomorrow. I’d say it was nice knowing you, but by all accounts you’re a bit of a Cunt. So enjoy the snooker. If you really do live with 30 miles of SW1, it might well be your last. Don’t Look Up. @Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 On 22/04/2024 at 16:23, Last Cunt Standing said: Frank, you have achieved a rare feat. You’ve made me agree with @Wolfie. With the ongoing collapse of Fiat currency, the capture of the House of Windsor by a death Cult, and the coming war in the Holy Land, I’m taking this very rare agreement as the Fourth Horse of The Apocalypse and have started packing my belongings into the Ute to set off to the middle of nowhere tomorrow. I’d say it was nice knowing you, but by all accounts you’re a bit of a Cunt. So enjoy the snooker. If you really do live with 30 miles of SW1, it might well be your last. Don’t Look Up. How many days has it been now, Doc? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How many days has it been now, Doc? 121. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 On 21/04/2024 at 12:05, Neil said: He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years? Neil, you’re not gonna like this, but I’m about to come after you like never before. Last week a certain educated, pink chino and linen blazer-wearing, articulate, and far overseas fellow member, turned on me.. willy-nilly. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dumbfounded. I don’t believe I have the nous to take him on, so I’ve decided to take it out on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 40 minutes ago, Frank said: Neil, you’re not gonna like this, but I’m about to come after you like never before. Last week a certain educated, pink chino and linen blazer-wearing, articulate, and far overseas fellow member turned on me, willy-nilly. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dumbfounded. I don’t believe I have the nous to take him on, so I’ve decided to take it out on you. Frank 3,451 Started conversation: 1 minute ago I don’t know how on earth you’ve reached the top of the leaderboard. It makes my recents efforts look weak. I’m telling you now, Withers, I’m gonna find you, and when I do, you’ll know all about it. Frank, send me one more abusive pm, and I WILL fucking kill you. I made it to the top of the board by copying your model. Make one shit nom in 5 years, abuse members, and type bollocks. It worked, so fuck off you failed spastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank 3,451 Started conversation: 1 minute ago I don’t know how on earth you’ve reached the top of the leaderboard. It makes my recents efforts look weak. I’m telling you now, Withers, I’m gonna find you, and when I do, you’ll know all about it. Frank, send me one more abusive pm, and I WILL fucking kill you. I made it to the top of the board by copying your model. Make one shit nom in 5 years, abuse members, and type bollocks. It worked, so fuck off you failed spastic. You appear somewhat alarmed, Withers. I don’t mean anything by it.. I’m just lonely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 8 minutes ago, Frank said: You appear somewhat alarmed, Withers. I don’t mean anything by it.. I’m just lonely. @Eddie, get your black nose out of Roops shuck, and sort this out now. I appreciate you are on holiday, but I've had enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie, get your black nose out of Roops shuck, and sort this out now. I appreciate you are on holiday, but I've had enough. You can hide… https://ibb.co/qpBc60t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You can hide… https://ibb.co/qpBc60t This may clarify the generation game which was dreamt up by market researchers: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/generation-x-genx.asp#:~:text=Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to,Z (circa 1997 to 2012) Greatest Generation (born circa 1922 to 1927) Silent Generation (circa 1928 to 1945) Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to 1964) Generation X (circa 1965 to 1980) Millennial Generation (circa 1981 to 1996) Generation Z (circa 1997 to 2012) Generation Alpha (circa 2013 to 2022) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: This may clarify the generation game which was dreamt up by market researchers: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/generation-x-genx.asp#:~:text=Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to,Z (circa 1997 to 2012) Greatest Generation (born circa 1922 to 1927) Silent Generation (circa 1928 to 1945) Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to 1964) Generation X (circa 1965 to 1980) Millennial Generation (circa 1981 to 1996) Generation Z (circa 1997 to 2012) Generation Alpha (circa 2013 to 2022) Fuck off my thread you idiot. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off my thread you idiot. You’re hanging by a thread Frank. It's cunts like me who put you where you are on the leaderboard. Have some respect. PS Fuck off yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's cunts like me who put you where you are on the leaderboard. Have some respect. Many a true word... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 3 hours ago, Frank said: Neil, you’re not gonna like this, but I’m about to come after you like never before. Last week a certain educated, pink chino and linen blazer-wearing, articulate, and far overseas fellow member, turned on me.. willy-nilly. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dumbfounded. I don’t believe I have the nous to take him on, so I’ve decided to take it out on you. I'm ready for a battle of wits Frank,trouble is I'm unarmed. Go easy on me eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 41 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm ready for a battle of wits Frank,trouble is I'm unarmed. Go easy on me eh? He’s never forgiven you for threatening to stick your finger up his ‘arris when you were talking to the little dachshund statue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie, get your black nose out of Roops shuck, and sort this out now. I appreciate you are on holiday, but I've had enough. If I get time, I spent last night in an introduction agency, no air con and very sweaty bollocks flicking through a laminated book of photos. Tonight I am meeting 3 young Thai women desperate enough to marry me. I have already sent a pm to Neil and King Billy , they are heading out tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 12 hours ago, Frank said: You can hide… https://ibb.co/qpBc60t I think that place needs to up its game. The presentation of that leaves a lot to be desired. What was for dessert, Angel Delight? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 7 hours ago, Neil said: I think that place needs to up its game. The presentation of that leaves a lot to be desired. What was for dessert, Angel Delight? Harsh! What do you expect for £7.50 per setting? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 On 25/04/2024 at 20:36, Neil said: I'm ready for a battle of wits Frank,trouble is I'm unarmed. Go easy on me eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 52 minutes ago, Frank said: That's fucking Alan Titchmarsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAL!! or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 27 Author Report Share Posted April 27 KB’s tiktok acc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: That's fucking Alan Titchmarsh! Alan Titchmarsh's boyfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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