Major Cunt Posted July 2, 2020 Report Share Posted July 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Ed, I was drinking a lot of Bombay Sapphire when I said that. I know I should apologise, but as I am again hitting it hard, you and Eric can go screw each other. Not even cognac or wine Withers, what sort of a Frenchman are you? I bet you ply the geese something a little potent though. I'd imagine trying to mount a lucid goose could be quite dangerous in the bollocks department! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 2, 2020 Report Share Posted July 2, 2020 53 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Not even cognac or wine Withers, what sort of a Frenchman are you? I bet you ply the geese something a little potent though. I'd imagine trying to mount a lucid goose could be quite dangerous in the bollocks department! An English one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Ed, I was drinking a lot of Bombay Sapphire when I said that. I know I should apologise, but as I am again hitting it hard, you and Eric can go screw each other. 'scrotes you fucking faux surrendering frog cunt, even your prime minister has thrown in the towel and is now running for the hills. What the fuck is going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: 'scrotes you fucking faux surrendering frog cunt, even your prime minister has thrown in the towel and is now running for the hills. What the fuck is going on? I should think you have enough problems with Boris, and his thieving bandits, without sticking your thread veined nose into French politics. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said: Welcome to the board Arthur. Hopefully you will meet with a horrendous accident in the near future permanently arresting your dreadful contributions on here. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 08/01/2018 at 21:23, Decimus said: Repeat bollocks? Maybe. But after scraping the bottom of Proper's barrel, I've only managed to find a piss poor, two-sentenced nomination about Farage in the archives, with no replies. The cunt is a complete fucking nonentity in the political world, and his impact on world events have so far been limited to gratuitous Murdoch empire tabloid pictures of him gurning in some shit-hole Kentish pub. Despite the fact that his biggest achievement thus far is having a neck like a constipated velociraptor and a similarly Amphibianesque, bulging eyed face, the cancerous cunt continues to pervade our screens. The little England twat now seems to believe that he can have some sort of impact on Brexit negotiatons by engaging with Michael Barnier as if he was some sort of domestically elected EU tsar. He is a complete fucking irrelevance and an unelectable fucking buffoon who should fuck off out of the country as soon as his kraut slag of a wife is deported. I seem to also remember he thought that he could influence Trump when it came to Britain, but even that coiffed fucking moron realised that it's useless talking to a monkey's parasitic worm when the organ grinder was already willing to suck his dick for a trade deal. I thought Farage was dead. Didn't he die leaving Global Radio in Leicester Square for the last time clutching his final two weeks fees and a copy of his KEEPYOURMOUTHSHUTORELSEWE'LL COMEAFTERYOU end of contract agreement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Welcome to the board Arthur. Hopefully you will meet with a horrendous accident in the near future permanently arresting your dreadful contributions on here. Fuck off. One can only pray punkers. Anyway can't you have a word with your guvnor and speed things up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 12:49, Witheredscrote said: I should think you have enough problems with Boris, and his thieving bandits, without sticking your thread veined nose into French politics. Fuck off. In old blighty Withers, we are told the goose is quite a dangerous animal as it can break an arm with its beak. So firstly what's the backstory to you and avian love,? Secondly a pensioner should be more careful as sure viagra works on the cock, but it is not going to give speed or strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 He's only gone and bottled it again. Dec 2019, now Jan 2024. Despite Sunak's no 10 election strategist publicly stating if farage were to run at the next GE the tories would be extinct by Christmas, farage himself in an interview on gb full English breakfast news stated he loved his new celebrity life too much to do such a trifling thing as running for high office. Bottle job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 18 minutes ago, Basil Brush said: He's only gone and bottled it again. Dec 2019, now Jan 2024. Despite Sunak's no 10 election strategist publicly stating if farage were to run at the next GE the tories would be extinct by Christmas, farage himself in an interview on gb full English breakfast news stated he loved his new celebrity life too much to do such a trifling thing as running for high office. Bottle job. When push comes to shuv people don't want him as MP let alone leader of anything. Same goes for Tice. These people are about as much use as Horizon running the Post Office accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 On 03/07/2020 at 16:49, ChildeHarold said: I thought Farage was dead. Didn't he die leaving Global Radio in Leicester Square You're thinking of the plane crash Harold. Nige was strapped naked to the wing of an old Sopwith which was being flown by the demented Anthony Hill of Shoreham infamy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 23 hours ago, Basil Brush said: He's only gone and bottled it again. Dec 2019, now Jan 2024. Despite Sunak's no 10 election strategist publicly stating if farage were to run at the next GE the tories would be extinct by Christmas, farage himself in an interview on gb full English breakfast news stated he loved his new celebrity life too much to do such a trifling thing as running for high office. Bottle job. The irony of his electoral history is delicious. The only votes he has ever won is either in a parliament he fucking despises or on some low rent TV show solely watched by utter fucking simpletons. I fucking hate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 20 hours ago, Decimus said: The irony of his electoral history is delicious. The only votes he has ever won is either in a parliament he fucking despises or on some low rent TV show solely watched by utter fucking simpletons. I fucking hate him. I think the Coutts bank account affair exploded the myth of the beer supping man in the street petsona he tries to project. I reckon he repels votes up close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I think the Coutts bank account affair exploded the myth of the beer supping man in the street petsona he tries to project. I reckon he repels votes up close. Sir Nigel is the only man fit to lead this fucking decadent shithole back from the brink of destruction at the hands of third world pigs. And he is nearly as sexy as Clement Attlee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 57 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I think the Coutts bank account affair exploded the myth of the beer supping man in the street petsona he tries to project. I reckon he repels votes up close. He's spent his entire political career decrying immigrants and supposedly championing the plight of the working man. Don't get me wrong, if he practised what he preached, regardless of whether I agreed with him, I wouldn't demonise him. But he's about as common as a monogamous Frenchman and doesn't mind an immigrant as long as he's fucking it. The husband of a kraut, the lover of a frog, a multimillionaire and a former recipient of an EU wage. Everything he allegedly hates he's at one point fully endorsed for either his own financial benefit or cock. As far as hypocrites go, he's the absolute worst, and should be strung up by his freakishly long, pecksniffian giraffe neck. The cunt has got a lot to answer for and I want him dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sir Nigel is the only man fit to lead this fucking decadent shithole back from the brink of destruction at the hands of third world pigs. And he is nearly as sexy as Clement Attlee. He’s a Grade A lying, fraudulent, self aggrandising, snout in the trough cunt Eric, so purely on that basis he’s definitely qualified for the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's spent his entire political career decrying immigrants and supposedly championing the plight of the working man. Don't get me wrong, if he practised what he preached, regardless of whether I agreed with him, I wouldn't demonise him. But he's about as common as a monogamous Frenchman and doesn't mind an immigrant as long as he's fucking it. The husband of a kraut, the lover of a frog, a multimillionaire and a former recipient of an EU wage. Everything he allegedly hates he's at one point fully endorsed for either his own financial benefit or cock. As far as hypocrites go, he's the absolute worst, and should be strung up by his freakishly long, pecksniffian giraffe neck. The cunt has got a lot to answer for and I want him dead. You can bet your life he's looking for some sort of role in the US Presidential race. That fucking 10 second video of him and Trump got more fucking are time than Elizabeth II's funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’s a Grade A lying, fraudulent, self aggrandising, snout in the trough cunt Eric, so purely on that basis he’s definitely qualified for the job. They all want him, that's his problem! I should know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: You can bet your life he's looking for some sort of role in the US Presidential race. That fucking 10 second video of him and Trump got more fucking are time than Elizabeth II's funeral. What is ‘are time’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Just now, King Billy said: What is ‘are time’? "air time" you dick head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's spent his entire political career decrying immigrants and supposedly championing the plight of the working man. Don't get me wrong, if he practised what he preached, regardless of whether I agreed with him, I wouldn't demonise him. But he's about as common as a monogamous Frenchman and doesn't mind an immigrant as long as he's fucking it. The husband of a kraut, the lover of a frog, a multimillionaire and a former recipient of an EU wage. Everything he allegedly hates he's at one point fully endorsed for either his own financial benefit or cock. As far as hypocrites go, he's the absolute worst, and should be strung up by his freakishly long, pecksniffian giraffe neck. The cunt has got a lot to answer for and I want him dead. But if he was PM for a year it would be a better country and you wouldn’t be fucking off in disgust to make some attempt to tolerate French Americans. You have to admit, he’s a better choice than that Starmer cunt who looks likes like Kryten out of Red Dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: "air time" you dick head But you said ‘are time’. dick head. Word of advice. Don’t try and be a smartarse when you’re half a click up the scale from a baboon with a Sinclair Spectrum ZX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: But you said ‘are time’. dick head. Word of advice. Don’t try and be a smartarse when you’re half a click up the scale from a baboon with a Sinclair Spectrum ZX. Eric we can't all have your typing skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Eric we can't all have your typing skills. Of course not. I haven’t got any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Eric we can't all have your typing skills. It’s not a matter of typing skills, dickhead, it’s about what to actually type. Perhaps you should invest in a brain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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