Earl of Punkape Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Salad cream is a great social indicator. It is used almost exclusively by the working classes, the inept and the pig ignorant. If you put this on your salad you represent utter cuntishness. Developed in the 20's as a long lasting mayonnaise it smells revolting and tastes even worse. It's sales have declined but is stocked by the more downmarket grocers in mining areas and other sink estate areas. Homemade mayonnaise, Aioli or Vinaigrette dressings are the preferred choices of the educated and the socially and culinarily aware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 A nom that could've been a few paragraphs, nay, an entire life shorter. Whilst your pointless life continues though Spunkers, what's your opinion on other countries versions of mustard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 A well considered, nicely balanced condiment nom. What are your thoughts on kokeretsi, fuckwit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Salad cream is a great social indicator. It is used almost exclusively by the working classes, the inept and the pig ignorant. If you put this on your salad you represent utter cuntishness. Developed in the 20's as a long lasting mayonnaise it smells revolting and tastes even worse. It's sales have declined but is stocked by the more downmarket grocers in mining areas and other sink estate areas. Homemade mayonnaise, Aioli or Vinaigrette dressings are the preferred choices of the educated and the socially and culinarily aware. So what do you use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 I bet you eat foie gras too,just to be able to say that you do,Its shit and so is caviar and quails eggs,the sort of person that sends their kids to uni just so they have something to boast about to their equally snobby shitcunt friends,pass another l'escargot 'ol bean 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: A well considered, nicely balanced condiment nom. What are your thoughts on kokeretsi, fuckwit? My opinion, it's spelt Kokoretsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Salad cream is a great social indicator. It is used almost exclusively by the working classes, the inept and the pig ignorant. If you put this on your salad you represent utter cuntishness. Developed in the 20's as a long lasting mayonnaise it smells revolting and tastes even worse. It's sales have declined but is stocked by the more downmarket grocers in mining areas and other sink estate areas. Homemade mayonnaise, Aioli or Vinaigrette dressings are the preferred choices of the educated and the socially and culinarily aware. Welcome back Walter! Been away "golfing" I expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Welcome back Walter! Been away "golfing" I expect. Cottaging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, neil298 said: I bet you eat foie gras too,just to be able to say that you do,Its shit and so is caviar and quails eggs,the sort of person that sends their kids to uni just so they have something to boast about to their equally snobby shitcunt friends,pass another l'escargot 'ol bean Sorry Neil but foie gras is the bollocks, I mean liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 14 minutes ago, Ape said: Welcome back Walter! Been away "golfing" I expect. Yes thank you. i went on a golfing tour with some old school chums. Excellent fun. You should take up golf. Try your local municipal for a starter course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 18 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Cottaging Up yours Knob-jockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 25 minutes ago, neil298 said: I bet you eat foie gras too,just to be able to say that you do,Its shit and so is caviar and quails eggs,the sort of person that sends their kids to uni just so they have something to boast about to their equally snobby shitcunt friends,pass another l'escargot 'ol bean You should try plovers eggs..........delicieux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 32 minutes ago, Frank said: A well considered, nicely balanced condiment nom. What are your thoughts on kokeretsi, fuckwit? About the same as a mediocre bouiabaisse..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 34 minutes ago, nocti said: A nom that could've been a few paragraphs, nay, an entire life shorter. Whilst your pointless life continues though Spunkers, what's your opinion on other countries versions of mustard? German ok but bland. Various French ok. American......disgusting. English the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: i went on a golfing tour with some old school chums. Amazing! Good guess, wasn't it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 56 minutes ago, neil298 said: I bet you eat foie gras, too I never touch the stuff. Out of a population of 33 million geese in France, it has been statistically proven that 96% of them have had their arses abused by our resident froggy, and subsequently their livers have then filtered and processed Withers' disgustingly toxic semen in disgustingly large quantities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: A well considered, nicely balanced condiment nom. What are your thoughts on kokeretsi, fuckwit? Kebab and chips 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: About the same as a mediocre bouiabaisse..... You should have paid more attention to that Speak and Spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 3 hours ago, MikeD said: So what do you use? He probably wanks all over his salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Yes thank you. i went on a golfing tour with some old school chums. Excellent fun. You should take up golf. Try your local municipal for a starter course. Golf's for irons! I'll get me sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Salad cream is a great social indicator. It is used almost exclusively by the working classes, the inept and the pig ignorant. If you put this on your salad you represent utter cuntishness. Developed in the 20's as a long lasting mayonnaise it smells revolting and tastes even worse. It's sales have declined but is stocked by the more downmarket grocers in mining areas and other sink estate areas. Homemade mayonnaise, Aioli or Vinaigrette dressings are the preferred choices of the educated and the socially and culinarily aware. Seriously? Well played everyone on the "just ignore this shit" front, that's some commendable laissez faire there. Not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 17 hours ago, Frank said: A well considered, nicely balanced condiment nom. What are your thoughts on kokeretsi, fuckwit? It sounds foreign ergo, i fucking dislike it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 17 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It sounds foreign ergo, i fucking dislike it. Poor man's manky. Get your own act or fuck off you disgusting little mungalow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 22 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Poor man's manky. Get your own act or fuck off you disgusting little mungalow. Hypocritical cunt. Your getting more like Frank every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 25 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Poor man's manky. Get your own act or fuck off you disgusting little mungalow. Steady on, Bill. Calling someone poorer than that racist, self-propelled northern cunt is a bit heavy isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: Hypocritical cunt. Your getting more like Frank every day. So you keep saying. By becoming such a repetitious, boring idiot you're becoming more and more like a dementia addled pensioner every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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