Neil Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 I had the cunt last Saturday and by saturday night I was shaking like a shitting dog,spewed my fucking guts up at midnight and generally slept like a cunt.Ok Sunday but have felt like shit more than once this past week.I honestly wish I'd never had the cunt and feel fucked off that I was emotionally blackmailed into having it.Utter fucking bollocks of a virus and I'm really gutted I fell for their lies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Neil said: I had the cunt last Saturday and by saturday night I was shaking like a shitting dog,spewed my fucking guts up at midnight and generally slept like a cunt.Ok Sunday but have felt like shit more than once this past week.I honestly wish I'd never had the cunt and feel fucked off that I was emotionally blackmailed into having it.Utter fucking bollocks of a virus and I'm really gutted I fell for their lies. Whilst I feel some slight empathy for your current difficulties Neil, it gives me great hope that Bozo Johnson might be having a vastly worse time following his much publicised participation in the New World Order experiment. Get well soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 Reading about the amount of posters that have had the vaccine this past week gives us an idea that you're over 50 yrs old, either that or there are underlying health conditions. For one or two of you, I hope they're life shortening. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 15 minutes ago, Neil said: I had the cunt last Saturday and by saturday night I was shaking like a shitting dog,spewed my fucking guts up at midnight and generally slept like a cunt.Ok Sunday but have felt like shit more than once this past week.I honestly wish I'd never had the cunt and feel fucked off that I was emotionally blackmailed into having it.Utter fucking bollocks of a virus and I'm really gutted I fell for their lies. If you spewed up over your mattress in the back of the Rascal then at least it would hide some of the suspicious stains, every cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Reading about the amount of posters that have had the vaccine this past week gives us an idea that you're over 50 yrs old, either that or there are underlying health conditions. For one or two of you, I hope they're life shortening. Fuck off. High levels of alcoholic intoxication coupled with low levels of mental capacity impede the efficacy of the vaccine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: High levels of alcoholic intoxication coupled with low levels of mental capacity impede the efficacy of the vaccine. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I had the the Oxford AZ one and they might as well tickled me with a feather. No fucking effect whatsoever, like drinking 5 litres of Kaliber. You fucking lightweight. Yes, but your wheels fell off. Spokeless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: I had the cunt last Saturday and by saturday night I was shaking like a shitting dog,spewed my fucking guts up at midnight and generally slept like a cunt.Ok Sunday but have felt like shit more than once this past week.I honestly wish I'd never had the cunt and feel fucked off that I was emotionally blackmailed into having it.Utter fucking bollocks of a virus and I'm really gutted I fell for their lies. You wait till next year when you start growing tits, your voice gets higher and you start having a liking for women's football! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I had the the Oxford AZ one and they might as well tickled me with a feather. No fucking effect whatsoever, like drinking 5 litres of Kaliber. You fucking lightweight. Now, I certainly believe that you were one of the fortunate ones who suffered no side effects, but I'm gonna put that down to the amount meths coursing through your arteries. I'm gonna call bollocks on you "drinking 5 litres of Kaliber". Unless in an early morning drunken stupor you mistook the bottles for bargain cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 10 hours ago, Neil said: I had the cunt last Saturday and by saturday night I was shaking like a shitting dog,spewed my fucking guts up at midnight and generally slept like a cunt.Ok Sunday but have felt like shit more than once this past week.I honestly wish I'd never had the cunt and feel fucked off that I was emotionally blackmailed into having it.Utter fucking bollocks of a virus and I'm really gutted I fell for their lies. I've had exactly the same symptoms, Neil, after being told that I might feel a bit shit for 72 hours. It took 5 fucking day's of feeling as weak as a kitten, severe joint pain, headaches, a dead arm, and shivering. The cunts caught me off guard during a phone call when I'd been swerving the reminders for a couple of weeks. Unfortunately, it's looking like we are all gonna have to be vaccinated in order to take holidays ect, and Astra Zenica are making a fucking fortune out of this. I should have just gone with my gut feeling and fucked it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I've had exactly the same symptoms, Neil, after being told that I might feel a bit shit for 72 hours. It took 5 fucking day's of feeling as weak as a kitten, severe joint pain, headaches, a dead arm, and shivering. The cunts caught me off guard during a phone call when I'd been swerving the reminders for a couple of weeks. Unfortunately, it's looking like we are all gonna have to be vaccinated in order to take holidays ect, and Astra Zenica are making a fucking fortune out of this. I should have just gone with my gut feeling and fucked it off. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You wait till next year when you start growing tits, your voice gets higher and you start having a liking for women's football! His voice is squeaky and he has got manboobs anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You wait till next year when you start growing tits, your voice gets higher and you start having a liking for women's football! .....and struggle to drive the Bedford Rascal or reverse it into a parking space without kerbing the wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: .....and struggle to drive the Bedford Rascal or reverse it into a parking space without kerbing the wheels. ....and sit down to take a piss like Pen,......no, I mean Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: ....and sit down to take a piss like Pen,......no, I mean Gypps. https://www.shewee.com/shewee-flexi.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: ....and sit down to take a piss like Pen,......no, I mean Gypps. Get off my thread you stupendous dope. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Get off my thread you stupendous dope. I try to look at the positives and the one great positive with Drew is that the very thought of him makes Decimus feel like killing himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 19/03/2021 at 20:38, Decimus said: Frank, you're like the star striker of a 1980s school football team who turns up thirty years later to a reunion still blowing his own rusty trumpet. Nobody gives a fuck about the bicycle kick goal you scored against Greenwich St Martin's College B team in a reserve match in 1986. Similarly, nobody cares about some stupid fucking video you posted on here nearly five years ago. Get fucked. If we ever get the chance to meet around a piano, this is how I imagine it would be, Burt... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I've had exactly the same symptoms, Neil, after being told that I might feel a bit shit for 72 hours. It took 5 fucking day's of feeling as weak as a kitten, severe joint pain, headaches, a dead arm, and shivering. The cunts caught me off guard during a phone call when I'd been swerving the reminders for a couple of weeks. Unfortunately, it's looking like we are all gonna have to be vaccinated in order to take holidays ect, and Astra Zenica are making a fucking fortune out of this. I should have just gone with my gut feeling and fucked it off. I had it & was as rough as fuck for about 30 hours, worse than when I had the virus. Still, could’ve been worse, Eric died after his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You wait till next year when you start growing tits, your voice gets higher and you start having a liking for women's football! Grow tits you say?..at least I won't have to go out as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: If we ever get the chance to meet around a piano, this is how I imagine it would be, Burt... I imagine you would try and make him sing, not with a piano, but your organ, you filthy homo. And tell me, why is it everytime I think of one of your shitty videos it reminds me of an L S Lowry painting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I try to look at the positives and the one great positive with Drew is that the very thought of him makes Decimus feel like killing himself. Good afternoon, Titan todger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: https://www.shewee.com/shewee-flexi.html I thought they were ice cream cones! I wondered why I got dirty looks at my nieces 5th birthday party 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 19 hours ago, Neil said: I had the cunt last Saturday and by saturday night I was shaking like a shitting dog,spewed my fucking guts up at midnight and generally slept like a cunt.Ok Sunday but have felt like shit more than once this past week.I honestly wish I'd never had the cunt and feel fucked off that I was emotionally blackmailed into having it.Utter fucking bollocks of a virus and I'm really gutted I fell for their lies. 🎻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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