Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 4 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I do under my clothes, but if England win the Ashes Down Under this winter I will turn up for work wearing nothing but my pants. Be careful with this one Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 13 hours ago, applescruff14 said: No, but there is a woman at work although she is quite a bit older than me I like but she's recently divorced and comparing her to the woman that I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Maybe forget getting a Rembrandt and just settle for a Tracey Emin. Either way,change the fucking record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 30/10/2017 at 8:32 AM, Lady Penelope said: Be careful with this one Apple. I will do it if England were to win the Ashes, I'd be so happy I wouldn't even realise I was doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 30/10/2017 at 5:52 PM, Snatch said: Maybe forget getting a Rembrandt and just settle for a Tracey Emin. Either way,change the fucking record. It would be nice to have a girlfriend for a change, single too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 5 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It would be nice to have a girlfriend for a change, single too long. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 10/30/2017 at 5:52 PM, Snatch said: Maybe forget getting a Rembrandt and just settle for a Tracey Emin. Either way,change the fucking record. Tracy Emin: the maverick with the golden chest, surpassed by facial palsy from 10,000 late nights and the brain of a turkey. What an ogre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 57 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Tracy Emin: the maverick with the golden chest, surpassed by facial palsy from 10,000 late nights and the brain of a turkey. What an ogre. People who buy her shit aren't any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 33 minutes ago, Snatch said: People who buy her shit aren't any better. What sex is it ? Or what sex did it used to be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: What sex is it ? Or what sex did it used to be ? It's meant to be female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 A proper bobfoc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 I bet she could paint the inside walls of a five-bedroom detached house with crab paste. What a munter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 20 minutes ago, Neil said: A proper bobfoc Sometimes this shit just writes itself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 On 01/11/2017 at 10:05 AM, Snatch said: Wanker. Takes one to know one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 On 29/10/2017 at 7:30 AM, Lady Penelope said: Have you met the woman of your dreams yet Apple? I did see that woman I spoke to on a dating site back in 2014 in the flesh the other week, we looked directly at each other but she didn't know who I was as I never had a picture uploaded. She is a very stern looking woman, it was the second time I've seen her this year. Comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 On 01/11/2017 at 8:06 PM, Punkape said: What sex is it ? Or what sex did it used to be ? That's you, that is .. you know, like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 8 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Takes one to know one. I have a woman whereas you don't. Hence wanker. If you change your dull outlook on life then you might just have a chance of scoring. Either that or stop this trolling bullshit you keep repeating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 10 minutes ago, Snatch said: I have a woman whereas you don't. Hence wanker. If you change your dull outlook on life then you might just have a chance of scoring. Either that or stop this trolling bullshit you keep repeating. That's very harsh snatch. The next 3 months are make or break for apple; we start our first tour match at the WACA in the early hours, the beginning of a marathon mission to hold on to the ashes. If the tit is still the same/alive come the New Years test at the SCG then we'll know his true nature 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 On 01/11/2017 at 6:34 PM, Wolfie said: Tracy Emin: the maverick with the golden chest, surpassed by facial palsy from 10,000 late nights and the brain of a turkey. What an ogre. She has that look of smug satisfaction of a person who has made millions flogging shite to cunts who have more money than brains. Fucking good for her. A Romani and no mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 On 01/11/2017 at 9:21 PM, Neil said: A proper bobfoc You would though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 9 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I did see that woman I spoke to on a dating site back in 2014 in the flesh the other week, we looked directly at each other but she didn't know who I was as I never had a picture uploaded. She is a very stern looking woman, it was the second time I've seen her this year. Comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. What, she had a beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She has that look of smug satisfaction of a person who has made millions flogging shite to cunts who have more money than brains. Fucking good for her. A Romani and no mistake She looks like Manu Tuilagi with a pair of comedy norks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You would though! I have standards,albeit lower than a snakes belly but no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 27 minutes ago, Neil said: I have standards,albeit lower than a snakes belly but no! Double paper bag on head soapy titwank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Double paper bag on head soapy titwank? Go on then you smooth talking fucker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: I have standards,albeit lower than a snakes belly but no! Just imagine burying your sleepy morning half-mast into her Greek waitress' crack, Neil, before moving on to the breath of a dozen decomposing corpses and a gash with the aroma of an anchovy reservoir. Anyway, enough about Gyps, I bet you'd plough Emin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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