Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oh dear. I fear the “no inter member acrimony “ policy isn’t really working. Nothing to do with me of course, nobody ever slags me off or threatens me with violence. One of the advantages of being nice. Good evening Judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 On 16/05/2020 at 15:32, Marine said: What’s your fucking problem? I’ll find out who you are from your email address and then you will get hydrochloric acid squirted in your boat. Yeah? I'll install a special pressure plate package under your mobility scooters seat, packed with 1/2 kilo of plastic explosive peppered with nuts and bolts. You'll look like fucking Swiss cheese. Keyboard warrior cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 On 17/05/2020 at 22:15, judgetwi said: Oh dear. I fear the “no inter member acrimony “ policy isn’t really working. Nothing to do with me of course, nobody ever slags me off or threatens me with violence. One of the advantages of being nice. Fuck off, you drunken fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 On 30/07/2016 at 07:27, Guest DingTheRioja said: Yes but he's a scot, supposedly, and a previously possibly pro-iron.. I think he had about half a dozen games at fullback for Rangers under 21's B team. Hardly makes him Sandy Jardine, does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Yeah? I'll install a special pressure plate package under your mobility scooters seat, packed with 1/2 kilo of plastic explosive peppered with nuts and bolts. You'll look like fucking Swiss cheese. Keyboard warrior cunt. It probably is Jamie Oliver. Googled himself and didn't like what he found. If it was you Jamie, be aware that everyone thinks you're an irritating mockney cunt. Especially for cursing your kids with such stupid fucking names. And what on earth is wrong with your tongue? Every time you speak, it looks like you're trying to tenderise a pound of steak with your lower jaw. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 A spot on character assessment of this bloated wanker who's in top position on the Majors irritating cooking cunts section. If he made the kids healthy but tasty food then I'd say fair play. Apparently there's a lot of food poverty in this country which is sad but Oliver's still a prize cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: A spot on character assessment of this bloated wanker who's in top position on the Majors irritating cooking cunts section. If he made the kids healthy but tasty food then I'd say fair play. Apparently there's a lot of food poverty in this country which is sad but Oliver's still a prize cunt. The only decent telly cook was Keith Floyd. Pissed up, sarcastic and Hilarious. Once described Ramsay and Pierre White as 'little more than cunts' He also went on the Mrs Merton talk show and was sat next to Melinda Messenger.. she noticed he'd been staring at her fun-bags for some time and asked him if there was something wrong, he replied "Not at all my dear, you interest me strangely" Legend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only decent telly cook was Keith Floyd. Pissed up, sarcastic and Hilarious. Once described Ramsay and Pierre White as 'little more than cunts' He also went on the Mrs Merton talk show and was sat next to Melinda Messenger.. she noticed he'd been staring at her fun-bags for some time and asked him if there was something wrong, he replied "Not at all my dear, you interest me strangely" Legend. Brilliant. A lot of these chefs try to be clever. Someone (a cunt) in my family gave me a James Martin cookbook as a xmas gift. Now I'm in no doubt these recipes are very nice but to source some of the wildlife for them I'd have to either hire a top notch poacher or learn how to set traps and purchase a fucking 12 bore. I've got a worker cocker spaniel, but anything I pot with gun the dopy fucker will eat the fucking thing rather than retrieve it. Jamie Oliver made his fortune by dragging anything edible out of the fridge, slamming into a pot and give it a silly fucking name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Brilliant. A lot of these chefs try to be clever. Someone (a cunt) in my family gave me a James Martin cookbook as a xmas gift. Now I'm in no doubt these recipes are very nice but to source some of the wildlife for them I'd have to either hire a top notch poacher or learn how to set traps and purchase a fucking 12 bore. I've got a worker cocker spaniel, but anything I pot with gun the dopy fucker will eat the fucking thing rather than retrieve it. Jamie Oliver made his fortune by dragging anything edible out of the fridge, slamming into a pot and give it a silly fucking name. Gino D'aCampo. Undoubtedly a cunt but what he turns out looks like you'd want to eat it. Not like that cunt Ramsay who slaps two dandelion stalks on top of a raw lamb chop and charges you £75. As for Heston Bloomincunt, he can fuck right off with his snail porridge and stinging nettles served in a theoretical concept of a lime and walnut atmosphere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gino D'aCampo. Undoubtedly a cunt but what he turns out looks like you'd want to eat it. Not like that cunt Ramsay who slaps two dandelion stalks on top of a raw lamb chop and charges you £75. As for Heston Bloomincunt, he can fuck right off with his snail porridge and stinging nettles served in a theoretical concept of a lime and walnut atmosphere. At least Delia does the simple stuff like how to poach an egg. Because believe it or not, there are millions of thick cunts who dont know how to poach one. Expecting these cunts to make a beef Wellington is asking for trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: At least Delia does the simple stuff like how to poach an egg. Because believe it or not, there are millions of thick cunts who dont know how to poach one. Expecting these cunts to make a beef Wellington is asking for trouble. Are beef wellingtons waterproof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Are beef wellingtons waterproof? They taste like old boots 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only decent telly cook was Keith Floyd. Pissed up, sarcastic and Hilarious. Once described Ramsay and Pierre White as 'little more than cunts' He also went on the Mrs Merton talk show and was sat next to Melinda Messenger.. she noticed he'd been staring at her fun-bags for some time and asked him if there was something wrong, he replied "Not at all my dear, you interest me strangely" Legend. Marvelous. I remember that cunt he was always half cut on wine. As for Melinda I'd definitely let her suck me off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It probably is Jamie Oliver. Googled himself and didn't like what he found. If it was you Jamie, be aware that everyone thinks you're an irritating mockney cunt. Especially for cursing your kids with such stupid fucking names. And what on earth is wrong with your tongue? Every time you speak, it looks like you're trying to tenderise a pound of steak with your lower jaw. Cunt. His missus is worth a good fanny bashing Eric. I’d make him watch while also cooking me a plate of some shit or other which I’d eat off her back doing her doggy style. I’d probably wipe my dick on his best chefs hat afterwards, before kicking his fucking head in and going for a pint. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: His missus is worth a good fanny bashing Eric. I’d make him watch while also cooking me a plate of some shit or other which I’d eat off her back doing her doggy style. I’d probably wipe my dick on his best chefs hat afterwards, before kicking his fucking head in and going for a pint. It's her name that's off putting. Reminds me of that paedo looking Schmiegel out of Squeeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: His missus is worth a good fanny bashing Eric. I’d make him watch while also cooking me a plate of some shit or other which I’d eat off her back doing her doggy style. I’d probably wipe my dick on his best chefs hat afterwards, before kicking his fucking head in and going for a pint. You golden tongued hussar, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: ...a plate of some shit or other which I’d eat off her back doing her doggy style. Reminds me of an old folk song that Billy Connolly used to play: Ah wis jist a wee bit randy as she lay an' read "The Dandy", then she went an' put a pot upon the hob. And she made me tagliatelle which she balanced on her belly , so's ah could eat while ah wis on the job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Marvelous. I remember that cunt he was always half cut on wine. As for Melinda I'd definitely let her suck me off. I'm sure Ms Messenger would be over the fucking moon to hear that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 13 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Marvelous. I remember that cunt he was always half cut on wine. As for Melinda I'd definitely let her suck me off. Back in the day maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Back in the day maybe Maybe bollocks. You'd have been there quicker than a hungry cheetah that had just spotted a limping rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 On 18/05/2020 at 13:32, Major Cunt said: Fuck off, you drunken fool! Calm down dear. It’s mental elf awareness week. Just take a deep breath..........and hold it there. Have you ever thought about transcendental meditation Marje? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Just now, judgetwi said: Calm down dear. It’s mental elf awareness week. Just take a deep breath..........and hold it there. Have you ever thought about transcendental meditation Marje? It’s health not elf you thick cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s health not elf you thick cunt. 😁😆😂😭 fucking classic😁😁 Hoist by his own petard! Hamlet (the play not the cigar poshboy.) 😁😆😁😀😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: 😁😆😂😭 fucking classic😁😁 Hoist by his own petard! Hamlet (the play not the cigar poshboy.) 😁😆😁😀😂 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Calm down dear. It’s mental elf awareness week. Just take a deep breath..........and hold it there. Have you ever thought about transcendental meditation Marje? Occasionally, but not enough to buckle a wheelchair. Just remember... There's always a fucking way, Jewdy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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