King Billy Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That ain't shit to what he gets upto with a weimaraner Insest indeed I don’t think many people realise that there’s only 60 days left to destroy Frank, his AIDS can’t be relied on to save Christmas. Someone’s got to get a grip of this impending disaster. “Greta Cuntberg where the fuck are you?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: I don’t think many people realise that there’s only 60 days left to destroy Frank, his AIDS can’t be relied on to save Christmas. Someone’s got to get a grip of this impending disaster. “Greta Cuntberg where the fuck are you?” Even a petite Scandinavian teen could beat the shit out of Frank I can imagine the contest now; his stick thin limbs flailing ineffectually and bouncing off young Gretas skull until she breaks his spine with a left cross to the torso. One less polluting human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Even a petite Scandinavian teen could beat the shit out of Frank I can imagine the contest now; his stick thin limbs flailing ineffectually and bouncing off young Gretas skull until she breaks his spine with a left cross to the torso. One less polluting human Frank challenged Bobby Sands to an eating contest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Even a petite Scandinavian teen could beat the shit out of Frank I can imagine the contest now; his stick thin limbs flailing ineffectually and bouncing off young Gretas skull until she breaks his spine with a left cross to the torso. One less polluting human I have seen Frank .. You better ask Eddie .. Frank is built is built like a brick shithouse, he would probably rip your arms off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: Frank challenged Bobby Sands to an eating contest Bobby won on a clause that stomach full of rent boy spunk isn't technically food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: I have seen Frank .. You better ask Eddie .. Frank is built is built like a brick shithouse, he would probably rip your arms off. Is built is built? You stupid fucking cunt. Go to your nearest motorway and walk into the fast lane I know exactly what Frank looks like and every shoulder press I do I imagine my fist smashing into his stupid mongo fat face. I guess you like to think of frank in other ways when you've got your best size 20 frock on a you've glued the old chap between your ball bag to create the camel toe from hell? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 24/10/2019 at 22:29, The Beast said: The bumbling cunt Johnson can call for what he likes, but an election is not going to happen. It hasn't dawned on many wankers here in UK plc that the labour party is not under the control of socialists like Corbyn. Mr Blair and his war mongering chum Alistair Campbell with the help of the arse bandit Mandelson are pulling the strings now. They will keep this dopey Prime Minister hanging there as long as possible with the aim of getting a 2nd referendum, with the two options of remain and remain on the ballot. They didn't give a shit about what people thought when they took UK plc into Iraq and the feeling is the same on this subject. Nothing has changed. There is not a deal that delivers on meaningfully leaving the EU nor is a general election going to be happening any time soon. Johnson knows he is in office, but not in power. They have him by the bollocks. You are joking right Doc? Blair, Campbell and Handleyoursonsbum are yesterday’s men who only have any influence over the Blairite wing of the party. Momentum are the cunts in control and they don’t understand Jezza’s problem. Catweazle knows very well he can’t win with just the middle class libtard vote in the Home Counties. He knows he needs to retain the traditional working class votes in the midlands and the north which are under threat, not from the Tories, but Sir Nigel of Farage. Add to that his own, personal hatred of the EU for, as Blair said “old leftist reasons” and you can see why he is fucked. Jezza is basically stymied, so near yet so far. All he, and the other remoaners can do is hang it out as long as possible in the hope that we all get pissed off and don’t give a shit anymore. The EU have a history for this. Ask Mr Corbyn who warned a meeting in Dublin in 2009 to retain their “No” banners because the EU would come back to ask them to vote for a third time. One of the few things this terrorist loving, British hating cunt ever got right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: You are joking right Doc? Blair, Campbell and Handleyoursonsbum are yesterday’s men who only have any influence over the Blairite wing of the party. Momentum are the cunts in control and they don’t understand Jezza’s problem. Catweazle knows very well he can’t win with just the middle class libtard vote in the Home Counties. He knows he needs to retain the traditional working class votes in the midlands and the north which are under threat, not from the Tories, but Sir Nigel of Farage. Add to that his own, personal hatred of the EU for, as Blair said “old leftist reasons” and you can see why he is fucked. Jezza is basically stymied, so near yet so far. All he, and the other remoaners can do is hang it out as long as possible in the hope that we all get pissed off and don’t give a shit anymore. The EU have a history for this. Ask Mr Corbyn who warned a meeting in Dublin in 2009 to retain their “No” banners because the EU would come back to ask them to vote for a third time. One of the few things this terrorist loving, British hating cunt ever got right. Still spouting this cliche-ridden nonsense between mouthfuls of Chicken Shish then are we Judy? I thought the intervening months would at least have provoked some reflection on your world view, but alas, there is none. You’re the proverbial clear spot on the Petri dish, aren’t you? Culture free, devoid of growth, with no cellular activity detectable. I won’t keep you, no doubt you’ve got more missives to dash off to anyone still listening, and besides the tinfoil in your hat will need relining now the clocks have gone back purely to suit the hated Brussels elite or some such bollocks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Still spouting this cliche-ridden nonsense between mouthfuls of Chicken Shish then are we Judy? I thought the intervening months would at least have provoked some reflection on your world view, but alas, there is none. You’re the proverbial clear spot on the Petri dish, aren’t you? Culture free, devoid of growth, with no cellular activity detectable. I won’t keep you, no doubt you’ve got more missives to dash off to anyone still listening, and besides the tinfoil in your hat will need relining now the clocks have gone back purely to suit the hated Brussels elite or some such bollocks. Of course he is, LCS. One of the few constants of the Corner is Jewdys' hatred of anything perceived as leftwing or Brussels in nature. He's a caricature of the fucking idiots who want Farage in number 10, and probably idolised Nick Griffin before voting UKIP. The same fucking idiots who rely solely on the benefits system and subsidised council housing. One things for certain though, that if by some fucking miracle the shifty cunt does get elected, he'll fuck Jewdys' ilk over in a heartbeat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 18 hours ago, judgetwi said: You are joking right Doc? Blair, Campbell and Handleyoursonsbum are yesterday’s men who only have any influence over the Blairite wing of the party. Momentum are the cunts in control and they don’t understand Jezza’s problem. Catweazle knows very well he can’t win with just the middle class libtard vote in the Home Counties. He knows he needs to retain the traditional working class votes in the midlands and the north which are under threat, not from the Tories, but Sir Nigel of Farage. Add to that his own, personal hatred of the EU for, as Blair said “old leftist reasons” and you can see why he is fucked. Jezza is basically stymied, so near yet so far. All he, and the other remoaners can do is hang it out as long as possible in the hope that we all get pissed off and don’t give a shit anymore. The EU have a history for this. Ask Mr Corbyn who warned a meeting in Dublin in 2009 to retain their “No” banners because the EU would come back to ask them to vote for a third time. One of the few things this terrorist loving, British hating cunt ever got right. Nobody gives two fucks about your common, down trodden white working class opinions. You couldn't raise a smile at a flids picnic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 21 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bobby won on a clause that stomach full of rent boy spunk isn't technically food. you naughty man Stub 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 Three month Brexit extension up to 31st January agreed @PANZER MURPHY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 Oh the irony! .. perhaps the staff need a "Peoples Vote". Brexit: People's Vote staff in stand-off with chairman https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50221305 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 On 26/10/2019 at 21:23, The Beast said: I don’t remember you calling it correctly. In fact, I don’t think I have heard anything from you since 2016 that hasn’t been monosyllabic. You are in a worse state than me. Create something for fuck’s sake. Unlike you, Proper, I don’t have a crystal ball. Good work re your ‘there won’t be an election’ prediction. Fucking charlatan wanker cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 On 26/10/2019 at 23:16, Glowworm said: I have seen Frank .. You better ask Eddie .. Frank is built is built like a brick shithouse, he would probably rip your arms off. If Frank were to “knock the back out of you” I think the remains of a deformed penis would pop out of the wound. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ape said: If Frank were to “knock the back out of you” I think the remains of a deformed penis would pop out of the wound. Good evening Ape .. have you bean watching those porno dvds again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 On 27/10/2019 at 05:30, Last Cunt Standing said: Still spouting this cliche-ridden nonsense between mouthfuls of Chicken Shish then are we Judy? I thought the intervening months would at least have provoked some reflection on your world view, but alas, there is none. You’re the proverbial clear spot on the Petri dish, aren’t you? Culture free, devoid of growth, with no cellular activity detectable. I won’t keep you, no doubt you’ve got more missives to dash off to anyone still listening, and besides the tinfoil in your hat will need relining now the clocks have gone back purely to suit the hated Brussels elite or some such bollocks. Good job you ran away then Bertie. You don’t want to mix with trash like me. You and Lady Nugee eh, Bertie boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 17 hours ago, Frank said: Unlike you, Proper, I don’t have a crystal ball. Good work re your ‘there won’t be an election’ prediction. Fucking charlatan wanker cunt. I apologise without reservation. As an aside, betfred have the fucking tories 10/11 on for a majority. We are fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 18 hours ago, Frank said: Unlike you, Proper, I don’t have a crystal ball. Good work re your ‘there won’t be an election’ prediction. Fucking charlatan wanker cunt. I'm in real quandary here, Frank. Last night while watching the Beebs political segment, Laura Kuenssberg brought on a semi that would put a pubescent boy to shame. I don't normally find the witch faced looking cunt remotely attractive, what does this mean? I'm troubled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 9 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'm in real quandary here, Frank. Last night while watching the Beebs political segment, Laura Kuenssberg brought on a semi that would put a pubescent boy to shame. I don't normally find the witch faced looking cunt remotely attractive, what does this mean? I'm troubled. Sounds like the early signs of Priapism to me Marjorie, often caused by excessive consumption of alcohol. Of course, i’m no expert so i’d get down the quack’s if I were you. Meanwhile, i’ll get out the world’s smallest violin. (not a euphemism.......honest!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 18 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Sounds like the early signs of Priapism to me Marjorie, often caused by excessive consumption of alcohol. Of course, i’m no expert so i’d get down the quack’s if I were you. Meanwhile, i’ll get out the world’s smallest violin. (not a euphemism.......honest!) Judge, Your generosity of goodwill and understanding will be your downfall one day. Uriah Heep has nothing on you. “Humble, very humble sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Tory remoaners resigning right, left and centre. Fucking traitors have spent the last 3 1/2 years griping about “democracy” and when democracy, in the form of a fucking election smacks them in the face, they run away like the trash they are. Still, they’ve made their connections and have done their bit for the Establishment so we won’t be seeing them in the queue at the food bank. Total fucking scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Sounds like the early signs of Priapism to me Marjorie, often caused by excessive consumption of alcohol. Of course, i’m no expert so i’d get down the quack’s if I were you. Meanwhile, i’ll get out the world’s smallest violin. (not a euphemism.......honest!) Thanks for your concern on this matter, Jewdy. Herr Oberst has assured me your certain to have the details of a decent Jewish doctor I can consult on this delicate matter. Come to mention it Kuenssberg certainly seems a tad Red Sea pedestrian to me mate. I'm no racist though, I'd happily split her in half like a piece of fresh timber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 12 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Thanks for your concern on this matter, Jewdy. Herr Oberst has assured me your certain to have the details of a decent Jewish doctor I can consult on this delicate matter. Come to mention it Kuenssberg certainly seems a tad Red Sea pedestrian to me mate. I'm no racist though, I'd happily split her in half like a piece of fresh timber! 'I'd happily split her in half like a piece of fresh timber'. You romantic old fucker, you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Sounds like the early signs of Priapism to me Marjorie, often caused by excessive consumption of alcohol. Of course, i’m no expert so i’d get down the quack’s if I were you. Meanwhile, i’ll get out the world’s smallest violin. (not a euphemism.......honest!) Oh fuck off! Nobody's buying that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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