Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 http://www.knowlio.org/potato-portrait-sold-1000000/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: http://www.knowlio.org/potato-portrait-sold-1000000/ No daft cunt here, Penelope. This particular spud will never go off the boil. Rather like a piece of art that looks shit, its value lies with the artist who created it, cue Kevin Abosch. Some of Vincent van Gogh's 'masterpieces' look as though a six-year-old drank his dad's beers and put brush to canvas. Whoever was lucky enough to buy this will undoubtedly double its value very soon indeed. I hope you're good-looking in the flesh, because this could be your best attribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: No daft cunt here, Penelope. This particular spud will never go off the boil. Rather like a piece of art that looks shit, its value lies with the artist who created it, cue Kevin Abosch. Some of Vincent van Gogh's 'masterpieces' look as though a six-year-old drank his dad's beers and put brush to canvas. Whoever was lucky enough to buy this will undoubtedly double its value very soon indeed. I hope you're good-looking in the flesh, because this could be your best attribute. Thank you .. I have got this photo of Venus (The planet) on sale at £500,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 At first I thought it may be Uranus, but then I realised it's probably too small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Said daft cunt could have saved themselves a packet; Welsh_cunt could have sent them a selfie for a fiver 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Who are we to tell someone what to do with their odd million quid. If the buyer wants to contact me, I could let them have Buckingham Palace for ten grand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 33 minutes ago, Wolfie said: At first I thought it may be Uranus, but then I realised it's probably too small. Is it a picture of Ape's brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Is it a picture of Ape's brain? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Is it a picture of Ape's brain? No his cock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 I'll sell him the sequel, cheap at half a mil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Is it a picture of Ape's brain? I believe the white-blue colouring represents France's military win-loss ratio since the Napoleonic era. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 The stupid cunt thought it was a portrait of a King Edward I'm 'ere all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 43 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm 'ere all week Thank fuck tomorrows Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: At first I thought it may be Uranus, but then I realised it's probably too small. No, I reckon that's exactly the size of her anus. The surrounding blue colour is a perfect match for her geriatric buttocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: No, I reckon that's exactly the size of her anus. The surrounding blue colour is a perfect match for her geriatric buttocks. Your assumption may be a little modest; she has on more than one occasion spoken fondly of enjoying vigorous anal sex during previous decades of youthful shagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: http://www.knowlio.org/potato-portrait-sold-1000000/ If any one of us had taken a picture of a spud and try to flog for a million, we'd be told to fuck off, but someone with a name and it's different then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 I'm sure a few inmates of the CC Cooler can do some artwork of their own on the cell walls, Maze prison stylee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure a few inmates of the CC Cooler can do some artwork of their own on the cell walls, Maze prison stylee. probably be shit though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: probably be shit though Bobby Sands was daubed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Bobby Sands was daubed. Gerry Adams was dubbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Gerry Adams was dubbed I liked him better when he was dubbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 I wonder if said cunt would pay me a million quid NOT to send them a picture of my composition titled 'The Forest of Roops'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Pen, will you be so kind to fix the typo in the thread title. I don't speak fluent chav, and have no desire for subliminal teachings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 On 16/02/2017 at 10:14 AM, Lady Penelope said: http://www.knowlio.org/potato-portrait-sold-1000000/ £1m? For a photo of basically uncooked, unmashed mash, still in its jacket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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